Teen Girl Squad Deaths

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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|9]]||"Driver's Ed'd!"||Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews||Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce||BFF-Bau! From! Froosh!||N/A
|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|9]]||"Driver's Ed'd!"||Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews||Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce||BFF-Bau! From! Froosh!||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]||"Caber toss'd!"||p0wned by Tompkin's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior||Saved from "ARROWED II!" by Strong Bad||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]||"Caber toss'd!"||p0wned by Tompkin's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior|| "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting(survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"
|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting(survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"

Revision as of 18:14, 28 August 2010

The comic "Teen Girl Squad", written by Strong Bad, often has its characters die (or get injured) in each episode, due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.

Injuries and Deaths

Issue Cheerleader So and So What's Her Face The Ugly One Other
1N/A"Voip"'d by Visor Robot"Punt!"'d by dinosaur"Arrowed!" by Arrow'd GuyN/A
2N/AN/A"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)N/ANo "I" in Team Boy squashed by "Children!" truck
3N/AN/A"possums..." (survived)"MSG'd!"(survived)N/A
4"Cerebellum'd!"Fell down a bottomless pitSquashed by "NO pounds" (survived)Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)N/A
5"Sailing mishap!"Punted by Cheerleader (survived)N/A"Perch!"N/A
6Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)Wave of Babies (survived)Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)N/A
7"Squished"Mrs. CommandersonMrs. CommandersonMrs. CommandersonTompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
8Eaten by shark"Twelve-sided-die'd!" (by a twenty-sided die)Eaten by shark"Floor tom'd! Step mom'd! Pom Pom'd?"N/A
9"Driver's Ed'd!"Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviewsAte a bowl of Staple SauceBFF-Bau! From! Froosh!N/A
10"Caber toss'd!"p0wned by Tompkin's video game"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)N/A
11"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torsoIncarcerated after shoplifting(survived)"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!""MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"
12Killed by USB dongle goblin fallingRun over by TINES racing carN/A"Bad Ju-Ju'd!"Class Prez killed by falling USB dongle goblin
13"Eau de Toilette!"Garbage disposalSnack mix, in Tompkin's parlor with the PRETZEL STICK!"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!""Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate partyTompkins: "BABYSAT!"
14"Towel Boy'd Team Manager'd!"So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. Mimeograph's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank BarrageRevenge of the Cross Country Bake Sale!N/ASeniors:"Come-uppance" with garbage cans dumped on them
15"Pretty Prism!""Betrayal!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)"Sparrow'd!" (A new twist on an old classic!)N/AD n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One
Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!"
Tompkins: "Tenerrow'd!"
BotB"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a drum solo) "Roadie Miscommunication Mishap!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)N/A

Analysis

Character Survived, Uninjured Survived, Injured Survived (Total) Survived Alone
Cheerleader3 (TGS 1, 2, 3)1 (TGS 6)4 (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6)1 (TGS 1)
So and So2 (TGS 2, 3)3 (TGS 5, 6, 11)5 (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11)1 (TGS 11)
What's Her Face2 (TGS 5, 12)4 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6)6 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12)1 (TGS 12)
The Ugly One4 (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15)3 (TGS 3, 4, 6)7 (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15)3 (TGS 10, 14, 15)
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