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The comic "[[Teen Girl Squad]]", written by [[Strong Bad]], often has its characters '''[[Death|die]] (or get injured) in each episode''', due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.
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The comic "[[Teen Girl Squad]]", written by [[Strong Bad]], often has its characters '''[[Death|die]] (or get [[Characters' Injuries|injured]]) in each episode''', due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.
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==Injuries and Deaths==
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==Injuries and Deaths in Main Teen Girl Squad Episodes==
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|1]]||N/A||"Voip" [['d]] by [[Visor Robot]]||"Punt!"[['d]] by dinosaur||"Arrowed!" by [[Arrow'd Guy]]||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|1]]||N/A||"Voip" by [[Visor Robot]]||"Punt!" by dinosaur||"Arrowed!" by [[Arrow'd Guy]]||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|2]]||N/A||N/A||"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)||N/A||[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#No_.22I.22_in_Team_Boy|No "I" in Team Boy]] squashed by "Children!" truck
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|2]]||"Grasp!" (Carried away by a large bat, survived)||N/A||"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)||"Swoop!" (Carried away by a large buzzard, survived)||[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No "I" in Team Boy|No "I" in Team Boy]] squashed by "Children!" truck
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|3]]||N/A||N/A||"possums..." (survived)||"MSG[['d]]!"(survived)||N/A
|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|3]]||N/A||N/A||"possums..." (survived)||"MSG[['d]]!"(survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]]||"Cerebellum[['d]]!"||Fell down a bottomless pit||Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived)||Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)||N/A
|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]]||"Cerebellum[['d]]!"||Fell down a bottomless pit||Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived)||Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|5]]||"Sailing mishap!"||Punted by Cheerleader (survived)||N/A||"Perch!"||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|5]]||"Sailing mishap!"||Punted by Cheerleader (survived)||N/A||"Perch!" (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|6]]||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||Wave of Babies (survived)||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|6]]||"Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||"Triple Salchow!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||Wave of Babies (survived)||"Cannonball!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|7]]||"Squished"||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Tompkins]] "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|7]]||"Squished."||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Tompkins]] "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]]||Eaten by shark||"Twelve-sided-die'd!"||Eaten by shark||"Floor tom'd! Step mom'd! Pom Pom'd?"||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]]||Eaten by shark||"Twelve sided died!!" (by a twenty-sided die)||Eaten by shark||"Floor tommed!!!! Step-mommed!!! [[Pom Pom|Pom-Pommed??]]"||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|9]]||"Driver's Ed'd!"||Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews||Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce||BFF-Bau! From! Froosh!||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|9]]||"Driver's Ed'ed Dead" ([[getting run over|run over]] by [[Learner's Permit Girl]])||Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews (impaled by a spear by Arrow'd Guy)||Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce||BFF-Baow! Fom! [[Froosh]]! (Punched by a tree, which then fell on top of her and spontaneously combusted)||[[Mr. Pitters]] eaten by vultures
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]||"Caber toss'd!"||p0wned by Tompkin's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior||Saved from "ARROWED II!" by Strong Bad||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]||"Caber tossed!!"||[[Internet Slang|p0wned!]] by Tompkins's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior|| "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting(survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10 (Easter egg)]]||Body parts rearranged||Crushed by giant golf ball||Lampshade covers head||Eaten by carnivorous plant||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|12]]||Killed by USB dongle goblin falling||Run over by TINES racing car||N/A||"Bad Ju-Ju'd!"||Class Prez killed by falling USB dongle goblin
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting (survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|13]]||"Eau de Toilette!"||Garbage disposal||Snack mix, in Tompkin's parlor with the PRETZEL STICK!||"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!""Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party||Tompkins: "BABYSAT!"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|12]]||Killed by flying [[USB dongle goblin]]||Run over by TINES racing car||N/A||"Bad Juju!!"||Class Prez killed by flying USB dongle goblin
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|14]]||"<strike>Towel Boy'd</strike> Team Manager'd!"||So & So (as [[Scantron]])'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. Mimeograph's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage||Revenge of the Cross Country Bake Sale!||N/A||Seniors:"Come-uppance" with garbage cans dumped on them
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|13]]||"Eau de Toilette!"||Garbage disposal (Oh, what a way to go)||The Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK!||"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!!" "Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party||Tompkins: "BABYSAT!"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|15]]||"Pretty Prism!"||"Betrayal!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)||"Sparrow'd!" (A new twist on an old classic!)||N/A||[[D n' D Greg]]: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One<br/>[[Japanese Culture Greg]]: "Uncanny Valley'd!"<br/>Tompkins: "[[Tenerence Love|Tenerrow'd!]]"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|14]]||"<strike>Towel Boy'd!!</strike> Team Manager'd!!"||So & So (as [[Scantron]])'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. MimeogWrath's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage||Revenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale!!||N/A||Seniors: "Come uppence!" with garbage cans dumped on them (survived)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|BotB]]||"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a drum solo) ||"Roadie Miscommunication Mishap!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)||"P-P-Punt!" by Perry||"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|15]]||"Pretty Prism!!"||"Betrayal!!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)||"Sparrow'd." (A new twist on an old classic!)||N/A||[[D n' D Greg]]: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One<br/>[[Japanese Culture Greg]]: "Uncanny Valley'd!!!"<br/>Tompkins: "[[Tenerence Love|Tenerrow'd!!]]"
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|[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|HR]]||Turned into stone by Medusa||"Cliff Noted!" (eaten by Moby Dick)||"A Splode!" (had her car blown up by gangsters)||"GuesswhatVOIPed!" by a robotic penguin||Any of the girls can also be killed by:<br/>"Triple Doubled!" (getting dunked through a basketball hoop)<br/>Mustard gas caused by perfume stank plus athletic stonk<br/>"Alternative Energy Source'd!" (getting fried by sunlight reflected off a mirror while wearing suntan lotion)<br/>"Fundamentals!" (getting her hairspray ignited by a flaming basketball)<br/>"RATS LIKE METAL! ...Apparently" (trampled by rats after receiving a TXT MSG with the Brainkrieg Ringtone)<br/>Getting stomped after METAMORPHOSING into a roach monster.<br/>Robotic Penguin: Dies after choking on The Ugly One's chocolate bar
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|[[Strong Badia The Free Cave Girl Squad|SBtF]]|||No Unique Deaths||"THE OPPOSITE OF RE-ENTRY'D!" (burned up in the atmosphere after flying a car into space)||No Unique Deaths||No Unique Deaths||Any of the girls can also be killed by:<br/>"Di-GESTED WHOLE!" (eaten by an anaconda)<br/>"BRAIN OUT OF NOSE WITH A HOOK!" (having brained removed while wrapped up like a mummy)<br/>"GORE'D!!!" (during a mammoth stampede)<br/>"SPEARROWED! (killed by a hunter after being mistaken for a sickly mammoth<br/>"CROSS-FYAH!" (caught in crossfire between storekeeper and shopper with machine gun)<br/>"SABER-TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't obvious" (eaten by a saber-tooth tiger)<br/>"CURSE OF THE GODS! THE NEW ALBUM FROM A-NOOB-IS!" (killed by scarab beetles sent by Anubis as punishment for insolence)<br/>"Dead... Dead... Dead... Dead-dead!" (crushed by a monolith)<br/>"WONDERFULLY PRESERVED FOR FUTURE RESEARCH!" (sank into a tarpit)<br/>"METEOR'D!" (all mammals go extinct after a meteor causes global climate change, to which a Teen Girl reacts)<br/>Lizard Teen Girl Squad: "SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!" (killed by Charles Darwin's music)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|BotB]]||"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo)||"Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)||"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)||"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)||N/A
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== Injuries and Deaths in other Teen Girl Squad appearances ==
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*[[404'd]] and [[Neon 404'd]] &mdash; The Ugly One is "404'd!" (has arrows shot through her) by Arrow'd Guy.
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*[[virus]] &mdash; The [[King of Town]] is repeatedly slapped by The Ugly One when [[The Virus]] sends him to the Teen Girl Squad world.
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*[[love poems]] &mdash; [[Meredith]] and [[Kimberly]] get "Shakespeared!" (have a spear thrown through them) by Arrow'd Guy.
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*[[Decomposing Pumpkin]] &mdash;  [[Brainkrieg]]'s drummer is hit by a decomposing pumpkin.
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] &mdash; The Ugly One gets "disemjowel'd" by a lunatic with a machété.
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*[[Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]] &mdash; What's Her Face and the Gregs are crushed by a deck of cards.
==Analysis==
==Analysis==
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|Cheerleader||3 (TGS 1, 2, 3)||1 (TGS 6)||4 (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6)||1 (TGS 1)
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|Cheerleader||'''3''' (TGS 1, 2, 3)||'''1''' (TGS 6)||'''4''' (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6)||'''1''' (TGS 1)
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|So and So||2 (TGS 2, 3)||3 (TGS 5, 6, 11)||5 (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11)||1 (TGS 11)
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|So and So||'''2''' (TGS 2, 3)||'''3''' (TGS 5, 6, 11)||'''5''' (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11)||'''1''' (TGS 11)
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|What's Her Face||2 (TGS 5, 12)||4 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6)||6 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12)||1 (TGS 12)
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|What's Her Face||'''2''' (TGS 5, 12)||'''4''' (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6)||'''6''' (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12)||'''1''' (TGS 12)
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|The Ugly One||4 (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15)||3 (TGS 3, 4, 6)||7 (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15)||3 (TGS 10, 14, 15)
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|The Ugly One||'''4''' (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15)||'''3''' (TGS 3, 4, 6)||'''7''' (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15)||'''3''' (TGS 10, 14, 15)
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Current revision as of 09:12, 19 August 2019

"Everybody died 'cept me!"

The comic "Teen Girl Squad", written by Strong Bad, often has its characters die (or get injured) in each episode, due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.

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Issue Cheerleader So and So What's Her Face The Ugly One Other
1N/A"Voip" by Visor Robot"Punt!" by dinosaur"Arrowed!" by Arrow'd GuyN/A
2"Grasp!" (Carried away by a large bat, survived)N/A"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)"Swoop!" (Carried away by a large buzzard, survived)No "I" in Team Boy squashed by "Children!" truck
3N/AN/A"possums..." (survived)"MSG'd!"(survived)N/A
4"Cerebellum'd!"Fell down a bottomless pitSquashed by "NO pounds" (survived)Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)N/A
5"Sailing mishap!"Punted by Cheerleader (survived)N/A"Perch!" (survived)N/A
6"Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)"Triple Salchow!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)Wave of Babies (survived)"Cannonball!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)N/A
7"Squished."Mrs. CommandersonMrs. CommandersonMrs. CommandersonTompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
8Eaten by shark"Twelve sided died!!" (by a twenty-sided die)Eaten by shark"Floor tommed!!!! Step-mommed!!! Pom-Pommed??"N/A
9"Driver's Ed'ed Dead" (run over by Learner's Permit Girl)Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews (impaled by a spear by Arrow'd Guy)Ate a bowl of Staple SauceBFF-Baow! Fom! Froosh! (Punched by a tree, which then fell on top of her and spontaneously combusted)Mr. Pitters eaten by vultures
10"Caber tossed!!"p0wned! by Tompkins's video game"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)N/A
10 (Easter egg)Body parts rearrangedCrushed by giant golf ballLampshade covers headEaten by carnivorous plantN/A
11"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torsoIncarcerated after shoplifting (survived)"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D""MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
12Killed by flying USB dongle goblinRun over by TINES racing carN/A"Bad Juju!!"Class Prez killed by flying USB dongle goblin
13"Eau de Toilette!"Garbage disposal (Oh, what a way to go)The Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK!"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!!" "Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate partyTompkins: "BABYSAT!"
14"Towel Boy'd!! Team Manager'd!!"So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. MimeogWrath's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank BarrageRevenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale!!N/ASeniors: "Come uppence!" with garbage cans dumped on them (survived)
15"Pretty Prism!!""Betrayal!!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)"Sparrow'd." (A new twist on an old classic!)N/AD n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One
Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!!!"
Tompkins: "Tenerrow'd!!"
HRTurned into stone by Medusa"Cliff Noted!" (eaten by Moby Dick)"A Splode!" (had her car blown up by gangsters)"GuesswhatVOIPed!" by a robotic penguinAny of the girls can also be killed by:
"Triple Doubled!" (getting dunked through a basketball hoop)
Mustard gas caused by perfume stank plus athletic stonk
"Alternative Energy Source'd!" (getting fried by sunlight reflected off a mirror while wearing suntan lotion)
"Fundamentals!" (getting her hairspray ignited by a flaming basketball)
"RATS LIKE METAL! ...Apparently" (trampled by rats after receiving a TXT MSG with the Brainkrieg Ringtone)
Getting stomped after METAMORPHOSING into a roach monster.
Robotic Penguin: Dies after choking on The Ugly One's chocolate bar
SBtFNo Unique Deaths"THE OPPOSITE OF RE-ENTRY'D!" (burned up in the atmosphere after flying a car into space)No Unique DeathsNo Unique DeathsAny of the girls can also be killed by:
"Di-GESTED WHOLE!" (eaten by an anaconda)
"BRAIN OUT OF NOSE WITH A HOOK!" (having brained removed while wrapped up like a mummy)
"GORE'D!!!" (during a mammoth stampede)
"SPEARROWED! (killed by a hunter after being mistaken for a sickly mammoth
"CROSS-FYAH!" (caught in crossfire between storekeeper and shopper with machine gun)
"SABER-TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't obvious" (eaten by a saber-tooth tiger)
"CURSE OF THE GODS! THE NEW ALBUM FROM A-NOOB-IS!" (killed by scarab beetles sent by Anubis as punishment for insolence)
"Dead... Dead... Dead... Dead-dead!" (crushed by a monolith)
"WONDERFULLY PRESERVED FOR FUTURE RESEARCH!" (sank into a tarpit)
"METEOR'D!" (all mammals go extinct after a meteor causes global climate change, to which a Teen Girl reacts)
Lizard Teen Girl Squad: "SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!" (killed by Charles Darwin's music)
BotB"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo)"Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)N/A

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[edit] Analysis

Character Survived, Uninjured Survived, Injured Survived (Total) Survived Alone
Cheerleader3 (TGS 1, 2, 3)1 (TGS 6)4 (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6)1 (TGS 1)
So and So2 (TGS 2, 3)3 (TGS 5, 6, 11)5 (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11)1 (TGS 11)
What's Her Face2 (TGS 5, 12)4 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6)6 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12)1 (TGS 12)
The Ugly One4 (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15)3 (TGS 3, 4, 6)7 (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15)3 (TGS 10, 14, 15)
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