Teen Girl Squad Deaths

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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]||"Caber tossed!!"||p0wned! by Tompkins's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior|| "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)||N/A
|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]||"Caber tossed!!"||p0wned! by Tompkins's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior|| "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10 (Easter egg)]]||Body parts rearranged||Crushed by giant golf ball||Lampshade covers head||Eaten by carnivorous plant||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting (survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting (survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"

Revision as of 07:48, 18 October 2015

The comic "Teen Girl Squad", written by Strong Bad, often has its characters die (or get injured) in each episode, due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.

Injuries and Deaths

Issue Cheerleader So and So What's Her Face The Ugly One Other
1N/A"Voip" by Visor Robot"Punt!" by dinosaur"Arrowed!" by Arrow'd GuyN/A
2N/AN/A"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)N/ANo "I" in Team Boy squashed by "Children!" truck
3N/AN/A"possums..." (survived)"MSG'd!"(survived)N/A
4"Cerebellum'd!"Fell down a bottomless pitSquashed by "NO pounds" (survived)Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)N/A
5"Sailing mishap!"Punted by Cheerleader (survived)N/A"Perch!" (survived)N/A
6"Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)"Triple Salchow!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)Wave of Babies (survived)"Cannonball!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)N/A
7"Squished."Mrs. CommandersonMrs. CommandersonMrs. CommandersonTompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
8Eaten by shark"Twelve sided died!!" (by a twenty-sided die)Eaten by shark"Floor tommed!!!! Step-mommed!!! Pom-Pommed??"N/A
9"Driver's Ed'ed Dead"Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviewsAte a bowl of Staple SauceBFF-Baow! Fom! Froosh!Mr. Pitters eaten by vultures
10"Caber tossed!!"p0wned! by Tompkins's video game"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)N/A
10 (Easter egg)Body parts rearrangedCrushed by giant golf ballLampshade covers headEaten by carnivorous plantN/A
11"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torsoIncarcerated after shoplifting (survived)"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D""MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
12Killed by flying USB dongle goblinRun over by TINES racing carN/A"Bad Juju!!"Class Prez killed by flying USB dongle goblin
13"Eau de Toilette!"Garbage disposal (Oh, what a way to go)The Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK!"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!!" "Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate partyTompkins: "BABYSAT!"
14"Towel Boy'd!! Team Manager'd!!"So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. MimeogWrath's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank BarrageRevenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale!!N/ASeniors: "Come uppence!" with garbage cans dumped on them (survived)
15"Pretty Prism!!""Betrayal!!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)"Sparrow'd." (A new twist on an old classic!)N/AD n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One
Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!!!"
Tompkins: "Tenerrow'd!!"
BotB"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo)"Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)N/A

Analysis

Character Survived, Uninjured Survived, Injured Survived (Total) Survived Alone
Cheerleader3 (TGS 1, 2, 3)1 (TGS 6)4 (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6)1 (TGS 1)
So and So2 (TGS 2, 3)3 (TGS 5, 6, 11)5 (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11)1 (TGS 11)
What's Her Face2 (TGS 5, 12)4 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6)6 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12)1 (TGS 12)
The Ugly One4 (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15)3 (TGS 3, 4, 6)7 (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15)3 (TGS 10, 14, 15)
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