Teen Girl Squad Deaths

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(expanding, small fixes, large fixes, that kind of thing. i also want to say "Speared by Arrow'd Guy because she" at the beginning of tgs9#So and So...would that be explaining the joke?)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|1]]||N/A||"Voip"[['d]] by [[Visor Robot]]||"Punt!"[['d]] by dinosaur||"Arrowed!" by [[Arrow'd Guy]]||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|1]]||N/A||"Voip" by [[Visor Robot]]||"Punt!" by dinosaur||"Arrowed!" by [[Arrow'd Guy]]||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|2]]||N/A||N/A||"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)||N/A||[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No "I" in Team Boy|No "I" in Team Boy]] squashed by "Children!" truck
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|2]]||N/A||N/A||"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)||N/A||[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No "I" in Team Boy|No "I" in Team Boy]] squashed by "Children!" truck
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|3]]||N/A||N/A||"possums..." (survived)||"MSG[['d]]!"(survived)||N/A
|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|3]]||N/A||N/A||"possums..." (survived)||"MSG[['d]]!"(survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]]||"Cerebellum[['d]]!"||Fell down a bottomless pit||Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived)||Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)||N/A
|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]]||"Cerebellum[['d]]!"||Fell down a bottomless pit||Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived)||Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|5]]||"Sailing mishap!"||Punted by Cheerleader (survived)||N/A||"Perch!"||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|5]]||"Sailing mishap!"||Punted by Cheerleader (survived)||N/A||"Perch!" (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|6]]||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||Wave of Babies (survived)||Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|6]]||"Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||"Triple Salchow!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||Wave of Babies (survived)||"Cannonball!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|7]]||"Squished"||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Tompkins]] "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|7]]||"Squished."||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Mrs. Commanderson]]||[[Tompkins]] "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]]||Eaten by shark||"Twelve-sided-die'd!" (by a twenty-sided die)||Eaten by shark||"Floor tom'd! Step mom'd! Pom Pom'd?"||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]]||Eaten by shark||"Twelve sided died!!" (by a twenty-sided die)||Eaten by shark||"Floor tommed!!!! Step-mommed!!! Pom-Pommed??"||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|9]]||"Driver's Ed'd!"||Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews||Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce||BFF-Bau! From! Froosh!||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|9]]||"Driver's Ed'ed Dead"||Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews||Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce||BFF-Baow! Fom! Froosh!||[[Mr. Pitters]] eaten by vultures
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]||"Caber toss'd!"||p0wned by Tompkin's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior|| "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]||"Caber tossed!!"||p0wned! by Tompkins's video game||"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior|| "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting(survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"||Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]||"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso||Incarcerated after shoplifting (survived)||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"||Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|12]]||Killed by USB dongle goblin falling||Run over by TINES racing car||N/A||"Bad Ju-Ju'd!"||Class Prez killed by falling USB dongle goblin
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|12]]||Killed by flying USB dongle goblin||Run over by TINES racing car||N/A||"Bad Juju!!"||Class Prez killed by flying USB dongle goblin
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|13]]||"Eau de Toilette!"||Garbage disposal||The Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK!||"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!""Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party||Tompkins: "BABYSAT!"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|13]]||"Eau de Toilette!"||Garbage disposal||The Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK!||"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!!" "Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party||Tompkins: "BABYSAT!"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|14]]||"<strike>Towel Boy'd</strike> Team Manager'd!"||So & So (as [[Scantron]])'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. Mimeograph's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage||Revenge of the Cross Country Bake Sale!||N/A||Seniors:"Come-uppance" with garbage cans dumped on them
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|14]]||"<strike>Towel Boy'd!!</strike> Team Manager'd!!"||So & So (as [[Scantron]])'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. MimeogWrath's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage||Revenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale!!||N/A||Seniors: "Come uppence!" with garbage cans dumped on them
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|15]]||"Pretty Prism!"||"Betrayal!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)||"Sparrow'd!" (A new twist on an old classic!)||N/A||[[D n' D Greg]]: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One<br/>[[Japanese Culture Greg]]: "Uncanny Valley'd!"<br/>Tompkins: "[[Tenerence Love|Tenerrow'd!]]"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|15]]||"Pretty Prism!!"||"Betrayal!!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)||"Sparrow'd." (A new twist on an old classic!)||N/A||[[D n' D Greg]]: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One<br/>[[Japanese Culture Greg]]: "Uncanny Valley'd!!!"<br/>Tompkins: "[[Tenerence Love|Tenerrow'd!!]]"
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|BotB]]||"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a drum solo) ||"Roadie Miscommunication Mishap!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)||"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)||"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)||N/A
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|BotB]]||"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo)||"Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)||"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)||"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)||N/A
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Revision as of 06:03, 11 February 2011

The comic "Teen Girl Squad", written by Strong Bad, often has its characters die (or get injured) in each episode, due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.

Injuries and Deaths

Issue Cheerleader So and So What's Her Face The Ugly One Other
1N/A"Voip" by Visor Robot"Punt!" by dinosaur"Arrowed!" by Arrow'd GuyN/A
2N/AN/A"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)N/ANo "I" in Team Boy squashed by "Children!" truck
3N/AN/A"possums..." (survived)"MSG'd!"(survived)N/A
4"Cerebellum'd!"Fell down a bottomless pitSquashed by "NO pounds" (survived)Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)N/A
5"Sailing mishap!"Punted by Cheerleader (survived)N/A"Perch!" (survived)N/A
6"Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)"Triple Salchow!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)Wave of Babies (survived)"Cannonball!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)N/A
7"Squished."Mrs. CommandersonMrs. CommandersonMrs. CommandersonTompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
8Eaten by shark"Twelve sided died!!" (by a twenty-sided die)Eaten by shark"Floor tommed!!!! Step-mommed!!! Pom-Pommed??"N/A
9"Driver's Ed'ed Dead"Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviewsAte a bowl of Staple SauceBFF-Baow! Fom! Froosh!Mr. Pitters eaten by vultures
10"Caber tossed!!"p0wned! by Tompkins's video game"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)N/A
11"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torsoIncarcerated after shoplifting (survived)"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D""MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
12Killed by flying USB dongle goblinRun over by TINES racing carN/A"Bad Juju!!"Class Prez killed by flying USB dongle goblin
13"Eau de Toilette!"Garbage disposalThe Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK!"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!!" "Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate partyTompkins: "BABYSAT!"
14"Towel Boy'd!! Team Manager'd!!"So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. MimeogWrath's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank BarrageRevenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale!!N/ASeniors: "Come uppence!" with garbage cans dumped on them
15"Pretty Prism!!""Betrayal!!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)"Sparrow'd." (A new twist on an old classic!)N/AD n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One
Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!!!"
Tompkins: "Tenerrow'd!!"
BotB"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo)"Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)N/A

Analysis

Character Survived, Uninjured Survived, Injured Survived (Total) Survived Alone
Cheerleader3 (TGS 1, 2, 3)1 (TGS 6)4 (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6)1 (TGS 1)
So and So2 (TGS 2, 3)3 (TGS 5, 6, 11)5 (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11)1 (TGS 11)
What's Her Face2 (TGS 5, 12)4 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6)6 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12)1 (TGS 12)
The Ugly One4 (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15)3 (TGS 3, 4, 6)7 (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15)3 (TGS 10, 14, 15)
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