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|[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|HR]]||Turned into stone by Medusa||"Cliff Noted!" (eaten by Moby Dick)||"A Splode!" (had her car blown up by gangsters)||"GuesswhatVOIPed!" by a robotic penguin||Any of the girls can also be killed by:<br/>"Triple Doubled!" (getting dunked through a basketball hoop)<br/>Mustard gas caused by perfume stank plus athletic stonk<br/>"Alternative Energy Source'd!" (getting fried by sunlight reflected off a mirror while wearing suntan lotion)<br/>"Fundamentals!" (getting her hairspray ignited by a flaming basketball)<br/>"RATS LIKE METAL! ...Apparently" (trampled by rats after receiving a TXT MSG with the Brainkrieg Ringtone)<br/>Getting stomped after METAMORPHOSING into a roach monster.<br/>Robotic Penguin: Dies after choking on The Ugly One's chocolate bar
|[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|HR]]||Turned into stone by Medusa||"Cliff Noted!" (eaten by Moby Dick)||"A Splode!" (had her car blown up by gangsters)||"GuesswhatVOIPed!" by a robotic penguin||Any of the girls can also be killed by:<br/>"Triple Doubled!" (getting dunked through a basketball hoop)<br/>Mustard gas caused by perfume stank plus athletic stonk<br/>"Alternative Energy Source'd!" (getting fried by sunlight reflected off a mirror while wearing suntan lotion)<br/>"Fundamentals!" (getting her hairspray ignited by a flaming basketball)<br/>"RATS LIKE METAL! ...Apparently" (trampled by rats after receiving a TXT MSG with the Brainkrieg Ringtone)<br/>Getting stomped after METAMORPHOSING into a roach monster.<br/>Robotic Penguin: Dies after choking on The Ugly One's chocolate bar
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|[[Strong Badia The Free Cave Girl Squad|SBtF]]|||No Unique Deaths||"THE OPPOSITE OF RE-ENTRY'D!" (burned up in the atmosphere after flying a car into space)||No Unique Deaths||No Unique Deaths||Any of the girls can also be killed by:<br/>"Di-GESTED WHOLE!" (eaten by an anaconda)<br/>"BRAIN OUT OF NOSE WITH A HOOK!" (having brained removed while wrapped up like a mummy)<br/>"GORE'D!!!" (during a mammoth stampede)<br/>"SPEARROWED! (killed by a hunter after being mistaken for a sickly mammoth<br/>"CROSS-FYAH!" (caught in crossfire between storekeeper and shopper with machine gun)<br/>"SABER-TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't obvious" (eaten by a saber-tooth tiger)<br/>"CURSE OF THE GODS! THE NEW ALBUM FROM A-NOOB-IS!" (killed by scarab beetles sent by Anubis as punishment for insolence)<br/>"Dead... Dead... Dead... Dead-dead!" (crushed by a monolith)<br/>"WONDERFULLY PRESERVED FOR FUTURE RESEARCH!" (sank into a tarpit)<br/>"METEOR'D!" (all mammals go extinct after a meteor causes global climate change, to which a Teen Girl reacts)<br/>Lizard Teen Girl Squad: "SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!" (killed by Charles Darwin's music)
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|[[Strong Badia The Free Cave Girl Squad|SBtF]]|||No Unique Deaths||"THE OPPOSITE OF RE-ENTRY'D!" (burned up in the atmosphere after flying a car into space)||No Unique Deaths||No Unique Deaths||Any of the girls can also be killed by:<br/>"Di-GESTED WHOLE!" (eaten by an anaconda)<br/>"BRAIN OUT OF NOSE WITH A HOOK!" (having brained removed while wrapped up like a mummy)<br/>"GORE'D!!!" (during a mammoth stampede)<br/>"SPEARROWED! (killed by a hunter after being mistaken for a sickly mammoth<br/>"CROSS-FYAH!" (caught in crossfire between storekeeper and shopper with machine gun)<br/>"SABER-TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't obvious" (eaten by a saber-tooth tiger)<br/>"CURSE OF THE GODS! THE NEW ALBUM FROM A-NOOB-IS!" (killed by scarab beetles sent by Anubis as punishment for insolence)<br/>"Dead... Dead... Dead... Dead-dead!" (crushed by a monolith)<br/>"WONDERFULLY PRESERVED FOR FUTURE RESEARCH!" (sank into a tarpit)<br/>"SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!" (killed by Charles Darwin's music)
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|BotB]]||"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo)||"Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)||"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)||"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)||N/A
|[[Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|BotB]]||"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo)||"Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)||"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)||"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)||N/A

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