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 For unknown reasons, he is trapped here...
The reasons are known: the C.C.dos hate him! They have shown him that in Shopping for Danger, Commandos in the Classroom and theme song. It only makes sense we rewrite this, but without seeming/BEING speculative. I'm at a loss for the second one. Any ideas on what to say? --Jellote 19:59, 12 June 2009 (UTC)