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'''Sweet Puttin' Cakes Puttiature Golf-Golf''' is a mini-golf course based on the characters of [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]. It is a place where physics and logic are not applicable like, as [[Strong Bad]] describes, the show itself. It can only be reached by thinking about miniature golf and being fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to simply appear there without explanation. The only way out is to will yourself back to your own reality.
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'''Sweet Puttin' Cakes Puttiature Golf-Golf''' is a mini-golf course based on the characters of [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]; in fact, it appears to be actually located within the world of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. It is a place where physics and logic are not applicable like, as [[Strong Bad]] describes, the show itself. It can only be reached by thinking about miniature golf and being fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to simply appear there without explanation. The only way out is to will yourself back to your own reality.
It features a variety of holes and a water feature in which [[Homestar Runner]] finds a bra.
It features a variety of holes and a water feature in which [[Homestar Runner]] finds a bra.
== Holes and Features ==
== Holes and Features ==
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*'''Wormhole''' &mdash; This first hole features a metal version of Sherlock, with his mouth open. Once you pass through Sherlock and attempt to sink the ball, the hole will be moved by [[The Worm]], telling you to "Get your own!" It then takes a bite out of the ball, out of which comes another worm which bites other, resulting in an [[Wikipedia:Ouroboros|Ouroboros]]. Par 10<sup>10</sup>.
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*'''Wormhole''' &mdash; This first hole features a metal version of [[Sherlock]], with his mouth open. Once you pass through Sherlock and attempt to sink the ball, the hole will be moved by [[The Worm]], telling you to "Get your own!" It then takes a bite out of the ball, out of which comes its other end, which bites itself resulting in an [[Wikipedia:Ouroboros|Ouroboros]]. Par 10<sup>10</sup>.
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*'''Eh!<sup>th</sup>, Steve! hole''' &mdash; This hole features [[Eh! Steve!]], who shouts his name if you sink the putt, and a hill that moves forwards and back. [[The Wheelchair]] is also hidden beneath a tile.  
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*'''Eh!<sup>th</sup>, Steve! hole''' &mdash; This hole features [[Eh! Steve!]], who shouts his name if you sink the putt, and a hill that moves forwards and back. Eh! Steve!'s mouth also opens and closes at random. [[The Wheelchair]] is also hidden beneath a tile.  
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*'''Statch!''' &mdash; This "statue hole" features a simple statue of The Wheelchair outside the field of play. The hole is only one foot from the tee.
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*'''Statch!''' &mdash; This "statue hole" features a simple statue of The Wheelchair outside the field of play, several feet away. The cup itself is only a foot from the tee, but missing the putt can cause the ball to roll over a hill and far away as [[The Cheat]] discovered.
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*'''Blue Family Recreation Water''' &mdash; This is a water feature coming out of [[Ready for Primetime]]'s mouth. It acts as a water hazard for a hole which features a bridge that goes over it. Rising and receding bumps on this hole are capable of popping balls up and into the water. According to Strong Bad, it is "just begging for kids to either drink it or pee in it, or worse, BOTH!". Homestar goes snorkeling in the water, claiming to find some "exotic marine life", but all he really finds are [[Smoking|cigarette butts]] and a [[underwear|bra]]. Par<small><sub>2</sub></small>O.
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*'''Blue Family Recreation Water''' &mdash; This is a water feature coming out of [[Ready for Primetime]]'s mouth. It acts as a water hazard for a hole which features a bridge that goes over it. Rising and receding bumps on this hole are capable of popping balls up and into the water. According to Strong Bad, it is "just begging for kids to either drink it or [[peeing|pee]] in it, or worse, BOTH!". Looking for his golf ball, Homestar goes snorkeling in the water, claiming to find some "exotic marine life", but all he really finds are [[Smoking#Cigarettes|cigarette butts]] and a [[underwear|bra]]. Par<small><sub>2</sub></small>O.
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*'''Eighteenth hole''' &mdash; This last hole is on a small piece of land floating in space. It appears to be neverending; when the ball goes down the hole, it falls down, only to reappear above the golfer and fall back where it started. According to Strong Bad, it will "go on forever if you let it". Par [[Wikipedia:Infinity|&infin;]].
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*'''Eighteenth hole''' &mdash; This last hole is on a small piece of land floating in space. It appears to be neverending; when the ball goes down the hole, it falls down, only to somehow reappear above the golfer and fall back where it started. According to Strong Bad, it will "go on forever if you let it". Par [[Wikipedia:Infinity|&infin;]].
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*'''Drive-Thru Whale hole''' &mdash; At first, this hole, featuring the [[Drive-Thru Whale]], has three holes. However, later it doesn't actually have a hole at all. Par, please.
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*'''Drive-Thru Whale hole''' &mdash; There actually seem to be two holes featuring the [[Drive-Thru Whale]]. The first hole seen when Strong Bad and The Cheat appear in Sweet Puttin' Cakes has three holes. However, the hole in the [[Easter egg]] at the end of the toon has a different boundary and lacks a single hole. Par, please.
== Appearances ==
== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[mini-golf]]
*'''Debut:''' Email [[mini-golf]]
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*[[@StrongBadActual]] &mdash; September 18, 2017
[[Category:Sporting venues]]
[[Category:Sporting venues]]
[[Category:Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
[[Category:Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

Current revision as of 00:01, 22 September 2017

A descent into madness

Sweet Puttin' Cakes Puttiature Golf-Golf is a mini-golf course based on the characters of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes; in fact, it appears to be actually located within the world of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. It is a place where physics and logic are not applicable like, as Strong Bad describes, the show itself. It can only be reached by thinking about miniature golf and being fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to simply appear there without explanation. The only way out is to will yourself back to your own reality. It features a variety of holes and a water feature in which Homestar Runner finds a bra.

[edit] Holes and Features

  • Wormhole — This first hole features a metal version of Sherlock, with his mouth open. Once you pass through Sherlock and attempt to sink the ball, the hole will be moved by The Worm, telling you to "Get your own!" It then takes a bite out of the ball, out of which comes its other end, which bites itself resulting in an Ouroboros. Par 1010.
  • Eh!th, Steve! hole — This hole features Eh! Steve!, who shouts his name if you sink the putt, and a hill that moves forwards and back. Eh! Steve!'s mouth also opens and closes at random. The Wheelchair is also hidden beneath a tile.
  • Statch! — This "statue hole" features a simple statue of The Wheelchair outside the field of play, several feet away. The cup itself is only a foot from the tee, but missing the putt can cause the ball to roll over a hill and far away as The Cheat discovered.
  • Blue Family Recreation Water — This is a water feature coming out of Ready for Primetime's mouth. It acts as a water hazard for a hole which features a bridge that goes over it. Rising and receding bumps on this hole are capable of popping balls up and into the water. According to Strong Bad, it is "just begging for kids to either drink it or pee in it, or worse, BOTH!". Looking for his golf ball, Homestar goes snorkeling in the water, claiming to find some "exotic marine life", but all he really finds are cigarette butts and a bra. Par2O.
  • Eighteenth hole — This last hole is on a small piece of land floating in space. It appears to be neverending; when the ball goes down the hole, it falls down, only to somehow reappear above the golfer and fall back where it started. According to Strong Bad, it will "go on forever if you let it". Par .
  • Drive-Thru Whale hole — There actually seem to be two holes featuring the Drive-Thru Whale. The first hole seen when Strong Bad and The Cheat appear in Sweet Puttin' Cakes has three holes. However, the hole in the Easter egg at the end of the toon has a different boundary and lacks a single hole. Par, please.

[edit] Appearances

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