Sweet Puttin' Cakes

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A descent into madness

Sweet Puttin' Cakes Puttiature Golf-Golf is a mini-golf course based on the characters of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes; in fact, it appears to be actually located within the world of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. It is a place where physics and logic are not applicable like, as Strong Bad describes, the show itself. It can only be reached by thinking about miniature golf and being fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to simply appear there without explanation. The only way out is to will yourself back to your own reality. It features a variety of holes and a water feature in which Homestar Runner finds a bra.

Holes and Features

• Wormhole — This first hole features a metal version of Sherlock, with his mouth open. Once you pass through Sherlock and attempt to sink the ball, the hole will be moved by The Worm, telling you to "Get your own!" It then takes a bite out of the ball, out of which comes its other end, which bites itself resulting in an Ouroboros. Par 10¹⁰.
• Eh!^th, Steve! hole — This hole features Eh! Steve!, who shouts his name if you sink the putt, and a hill that moves forwards and back. The Wheelchair is also hidden beneath a tile.
• Statch! — This "statue hole" features a simple statue of The Wheelchair outside the field of play. The hole is only one foot from the tee.
• Blue Family Recreation Water — This is a water feature coming out of Ready for Primetime's mouth. It acts as a water hazard for a hole which features a bridge that goes over it. Rising and receding bumps on this hole are capable of popping balls up and into the water. According to Strong Bad, it is "just begging for kids to either drink it or pee in it, or worse, BOTH!". Homestar goes snorkeling in the water, claiming to find some "exotic marine life", but all he really finds are cigarette butts and a bra. Par₂O.
• Eighteenth hole — This last hole is on a small piece of land floating in space. It appears to be neverending; when the ball goes down the hole, it falls down, only to somehow reappear above the golfer and fall back where it started. According to Strong Bad, it will "go on forever if you let it". Par ∞.
• Drive-Thru Whale hole — There actually seem to be two holes featuring the Drive-Thru Whale. The first hole seen when Strong Bad and The Cheat appear in Sweet Puttin' Cakes has three holes. However, the hole in the Easter egg at the end of the toon has a different boundary and lacks a single hole. Par, please.

Other Holes

• There is a simple hole that only has a green and a hole, without any noticeable tee.
• There is a curving hole that uses the same moving bumps that the water hole does.

Appearances

• Debut: Email mini-golf