Subtitles:xmas/en

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<line start="21" end="81" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="125" end="156" speaker="strongbad">Lights, please.</line>
<line start="157" end="262" speaker="sfx">"O Holy Night" starts playing</line>
<line start="263" end="302" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> O holy crap</line>
<line start="303" end="361" speaker="strongbad">And something, something, something</line>
<line start="362" end="388" speaker="strongbad">Ah, there was this guy </line>
<line start="389" end="437" speaker="strongbad">And he was probably born</line>
<line start="438" end="472" speaker="strongbad">They didn't know</line>
<line start="473" end="524" speaker="strongbad">If he was really stupid</line>
<line start="525" end="560" speaker="strongbad">But then they asked somebody</line>
<line start="561" end="603" speaker="strongbad">And they said he was stupid</line>
<line start="604" end="668" speaker="strongbad">He said, uh, that he was great</line>
<line start="669" end="758" speaker="strongbad">And ev'body believed him</line>
<line start="759" end="804" speaker="strongbad">That guy was </line>
<line start="805" end="823" speaker="strongbad">GREEAAAAA—</line>
<line start="824" end="855" speaker="homestar">Okay, that's enough, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="856" end="919"><sfx>Christmas remix of intro tune plays</sfx><homestar>Um, I think what Strong Bad is really trying to say is,</homestar> </line>
<line start="920" end="951"><sfx>Christmas remix of intro tune plays</sfx><homestar>"O Holy Crap."</homestar></line>
<line start="952" end="971"><sfx>Christmas remix of intro tune plays</sfx><homestar>Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.</homestar></line>
<line start="972" end="1044"><sfx>Christmas remix of intro tune plays</sfx><homestar>I mean, "Happy Holidays" from all of us to all of you.</homestar></line>
<line start="1045" end="1071"><sfx>Christmas remix of intro tune plays</sfx><strongsad>And God bless us every—</strongsad></line>
<line start="1072" end="1092"><sfx>Christmas remix of intro tune plays</sfx><homestar>Sorry, Strong Sad, we're out of time here. </homestar></line>
<line start="1093" end="1117"><sfx>Christmas remix of intro tune plays</sfx><homestar>Happy holidays everybody!!</homestar></line>
<line start="1118" end="1180" speaker="sfx">Christmas remix of intro tune plays</line>
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