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  <line start="26" end="38" sfx="total yes">music</line>
  <line start="38" end="72"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar voiceover="y">I don't wanna go in that spooky place, Marzipan!</homestar></line>
  <line start="73" end="88"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar voiceover="y">Don't make me go!</homestar></line>
  <line start="89" end="123" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="y">Homestar, it'll be fine. Now get in there.</line>
  <line start="124" end="149" speaker="homestar" voiceover="y">Aw, Marzipan...</line>
  <line start="150" end="177" speaker="homestar">I hate these dang old photo boofs.</line>
  <line start="178" end="212" speaker="homestar">It's an absolute waste of a perfectly good boof!</line>
  <line start="213" end="245" speaker="marzipan">It's the crown jewel of my Halloween party!</line>
  <line start="246" end="279" speaker="marzipan">Now look at the camera and make like we're a great couple!</line>
  <line start="280" end="302" speaker="homestar">The laughter and loooove!</line>
  <line start="303" end="310" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="311" end="334" speaker="marzipan">Carefree shenanigans!</line>
  <line start="335" end="340" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="341" end="366"><homestar>The one where we kiss.</homestar><marzipan><em>(disappointed)</em> The one where we kiss.</marzipan></line>
  <line start="367" end="372" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="401" end="416" speaker="homestar">Aah! Marzipan! <span style="visibility:hidden">Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!</span></line>
  <line start="417" end="450"><homestar>Aah! Marzipan! Why is there a spooky specter in our picture?!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="451" end="480"><homestar>I think this might be a— <span style="visibility:hidden">might be a—</span></homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="481" end="503"><homestar>I think this might be a— might be a—</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="504" end="530"><homestar>—haunted photo booth!</homestar><marzipan>—haunted photo booth!</marzipan><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="531" end="583" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="584" end="601"><strongbad>Get in here, you guys! <span style="visibility:hidden">I wanna make this ghost appear! </span></strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="602" end="627"><strongbad>Get in here, you guys! I wanna make this ghost appear! </strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="628" end="673" speaker="strongbad">Maybe it'll possess us with demonic barf powers!</line>
  <line start="674" end="704" speaker="strongbad">Everybody say "Smiling bag!"</line>
  <line start="705" end="724"><strongbad>Smiling bag!</strongbad><strongmad>JACQUES RENAULT!</strongmad><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
  <line start="725" end="732" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="736" end="749" speaker="strongbad">There's one... <span style="visibility:hidden">There's one... Okay... Hey! What the crap?! </span></line>
  <line start="750" end="764" speaker="strongbad">There's one... There's one... <span style="visibility:hidden">Okay... Hey! What the crap?! </span></line>
  <line start="765" end="777" speaker="strongbad">There's one... There's one... Okay... <span style="visibility:hidden">Hey! What the crap?! </span></line>
  <line start="778" end="794" speaker="strongbad">There's one... There's one... Okay... Hey! What the crap?! </line>
  <line start="795" end="820" speaker="strongbad">How come we didn't get no cool ghosties?!</line>
  <line start="821" end="854" speaker="coachz">I got a little ghost jorbie in my pictures! </line>
  <line start="855" end="875" speaker="coachz">Hey there, jorbie! </line>
  <line start="876" end="913" speaker="coachz">He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ha-chor!</span></line>
  <line start="914" end="929" speaker="coachz">He reminds me o' one of my famous sneezes! Ha-chor!</line>
  <line start="930" end="964" speaker="strongbad">Aw, man! Even Coach Z got one?</line>
  <line start="965" end="1021" speaker="strongbad">That's it, boys. We're gonna get haunted by this photo booth at any cost!</line>
  <line start="1022" end="1031" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="1032" end="1050"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>We gotta try something else.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1051" end="1076"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, <span style="visibility:hidden">"Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1077" end="1086"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... <span style="visibility:hidden">Jerry... will never marry," three times.</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1087" end="1096"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... <span style="visibility:hidden">will never marry," three times.</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1097" end="1115"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," <span style="visibility:hidden">three times.</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1116" end="1130"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Everybody close your eyes and say, "Jaundiced... Jerry... will never marry," three times.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1131" end="1142"><sfx>music</sfx><strongmad>Huh?</strongmad><thecheat>annoyed The Cheat noise</thecheat></line>
  <line start="1143" end="1162"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. <span style="visibility:hidden">Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1163" end="1178"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! <span style="visibility:hidden">Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1179" end="1195"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1196" end="1212"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
  <line start="1213" end="1261"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Aw, man! We just made Jaundiced Jerry appear. <span style="visibility:hidden">Guess I shoulda seen that comin'.</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1262" end="1282"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Aw, man! We just made Jaundiced Jerry appear. Guess I shoulda seen that comin'.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1283" end="1336"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Hey, check it out! Somebody finally gave me my props.</coachz></line>
  <line start="1337" end="1346"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
  <line start="1347" end="1370"><sfx>music</sfx><bubs>When are these props from? <span style="visibility:hidden">Got some Y2K glasses... </span></bubs></line>
  <line start="1371" end="1401"><sfx>music</sfx><bubs>When are these props from? Got some Y2K glasses... </bubs></line>
  <line start="1402" end="1411"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
  <line start="1412" end="1442"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! <span style="visibility:hidden">These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... um... bacon?</span></coachz></line>
  <line start="1443" end="1478"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be <span style="visibility:hidden">unironical-ly... always... um... bacon?</span></coachz></line>
  <line start="1479" end="1504"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... <span style="visibility:hidden">always... um... bacon?</span></coachz></line>
  <line start="1505" end="1523"><sfx>music</sfx><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... <span style="visibility:hidden">um... bacon?</span></coachz></line>
  <line start="1524" end="1539"><br /><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... um... <span style="visibility:hidden">bacon?</span></coachz></line>
  <line start="1540" end="1547"><br /><coachz>Ooh! A handlebrah mustache! These things'll never not ironically be unironical-ly... always... um... bacon?</coachz></line>
  <line start="1548" end="1559" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line> 
  <line start="1560" end="1585"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Spicy nachos!</homestar><marzipan>Spicy nachos!</marzipan></line> 
  <line start="1586" end="1594"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line> 
  <line start="1595" end="1640"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>This is a perfect chance to practice my French accent! </strongsad></line> 
  <line start="1641" end="1674"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>I am Hercule Poirot!</strongsad></line> 
  <line start="1675" end="1685"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>I am Hercule Poirot!</strongsad><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line> 
  <line start="1686" end="1704"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Hercule Poirot!</strongsad></line> 
  <line start="1705" end="1716"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Hercule Poirot!</strongsad><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line> 
  <line start="1717" end="1739"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Acch-cue Pwa-ro!</strongsad></line> 
  <line start="1740" end="1746"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line> 
  <line start="1747" end="1763"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. <span style="visibility:hidden">Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</span></homestar></line> 
  <line start="1764" end="1778"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! <span style="visibility:hidden">Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</span></homestar></line> 
  <line start="1779" end="1793"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Jaundiced Jerry will never marry. Jaundiced Jerry will never marry! Jaundiced Jerry will never marry!!</homestar></line>
  <line start="1794" end="1799"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>  
  <line start="1800" end="1803"><br /><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line> 
  <line start="1807" end="1834" speaker="kingoftown">The King of Town!</line> 
  <line start="1841" end="1884" speaker="sfx">crickets chirp</line>  
  <line start="1884" end="1891"><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line> 
  <line start="1893" end="1908"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Stabby Gabby's always crabby, <span style="visibility:hidden">Stabby Gabby's always crabby.</span></strongbad></line> 
  <line start="1909" end="1923"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Stabby Gabby's always crabby, Stabby Gabby's always crabby.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1926" end="1935"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line> 
  <line start="1936" end="1936" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="1937" end="1952"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Oh, come on!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1953" end="1958" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="1959" end="1984"><sfx>music</sfx><homestar>Different background!</homestar></line>
  <line start="1985" end="2001"><sfx>music</sfx><marzipan>Yay! Yay yay!</marzipan></line>
  <line start="2002" end="2011"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
  <line start="2012" end="2024" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="2025" end="2041"><sfx>music</sfx><!--<text>Why are we in this cartoon?</text>--></line>
  <line start="2042" end="2066"><sfx>music</sfx><!--<text>Don't know. Don't care.</text>--></line>
  <line start="2067" end="2071"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
  <line start="2079" end="2095" speaker="homsar">Zapruder!</line>
  <line start="2096" end="2101" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="2102" end="2119" speaker="homsar">Middleman!</line>
  <line start="2120" end="2126" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="2127" end="2154" speaker="homsar">Toast crunch!</line>
  <line start="2155" end="2162" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="2173" end="2245" speaker="homsar">Oh, these nickel slots are finally payin' off!</line>
  <line start="2247" end="2250"><br /><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
  <line start="2251" end="2254"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
  <line start="2255" end="2258" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="2259" end="2270"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Demonic barf powers, <span style="visibility:hidden">demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="2271" end="2281"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers, <span style="visibility:hidden">demonic barf powers!</span></strongbad></line>
  <line start="2282" end="2296"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers, demonic barf powers!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2297" end="2304"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
  <line start="2308" end="2332" speaker="strongbad">Just gimme the barf powers...!</line>
  <line start="2333" end="2340" speaker="sfx">camera flash</line>
  <line start="2343" end="2358" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The crap? <span style="visibility:hidden">The crap? <em>The crap?!</em></span></line>
  <line start="2359" end="2374" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The crap? The crap? <span style="visibility:hidden"><em>The crap?!</em></span></line>
  <line start="2375" end="2388" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The crap? The crap? <em>The crap?!</em></line>
  <line start="2389" end="2390" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="2391" end="2442"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>How come everybody else can get the haunted smudge to appear except me and The Cheat?</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2443" end="2445" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="2446" end="2469"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>You been goin' to church on me, The Cheat?</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2470" end="2482"><sfx>music</sfx><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
  <line start="2483" end="2498"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Wait a minute.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2499" end="2518"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">Where's your gold tooth?</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2519" end="2537"><sfx>music</sfx><thecheat>sheepish The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
  <line start="2541" end="2554" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Orange-and-black <span style="visibility:hidden">loose tooth removers...</span></line>
  <line start="2555" end="2575" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...</line>
  <line start="2576" end="2595" voiceover="true"><homestar>Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...</homestar><homestar>Loose tooth removers...</homestar></line>
  <line start="2596" end="2617" voiceover="true"><homestar>Orange-and-black loose tooth removers...</homestar><homestar>Loose tooth removers...</homestar><homestar>Loose tooth removers...</homestar></line>
  <line start="2620" end="2644" speaker="strongbad">It was the <em>tooth!</em></line>
  <line start="2645" end="2664" speaker="homestar">Loose tooth removers...</line>
  <line start="2665" end="2678" speaker="strongbad">Get outta here!</line>
  <line start="2679" end="2743" speaker="marzipan">But if The Cheat's tooth was causing the ghost glare, how did it get in everyone's photos?</line>
  <line start="2744" end="2774" speaker="strongsad">I think I has the solution!</line>
  <line start="2775" end="2797"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Look at this pattern!</strongsad></line>
  <line start="2798" end="2807"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="true">Oh, great.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2808" end="2852"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Now Frenchie Detective is gonna tell us how it all shook out.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2853" end="2855" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="2856" end="2906" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>The Cheat ate too many taffies and it pulled his gold tooth out.</strongsad></line>
  <line start="2907" end="2958" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then because those things are nasty, he stuck it somewhere in the photo booth.</strongsad></line>
  <line start="2959" end="3001" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then because the King of Town is nasty, he ate the taffy!</strongsad></line>
  <line start="3002" end="3016" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then the Poopsmith had it...</strongsad></line>
  <line start="3017" end="3041" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then the Poopsmith had it...</strongsad><strongsad>...Then it was a piece of Marzipan's flair!...</strongsad></line>
  <line start="3042" end="3062" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>Then the Poopsmith had it...</strongsad><strongsad>...Then it was a piece of Marzipan's flair!...</strongsad><strongsad>...Then it wound up on Bubs's fez...</strongsad></line>
  <line start="3063" end="3077" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>...one of my vest buttons...</strongsad></line>
  <line start="3078" end="3086" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>...one of my vest buttons...</strongsad><strongsad>...on Coach Z's shoe!...</strongsad></line>
  <line start="3087" end="3097" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>...one of my vest buttons...</strongsad><strongsad>...on Coach Z's shoe!...</strongsad><strongsad>...Homestar's glowing bat...</strongsad></line>
  <line start="3098" end="3115" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongsad>...tenaciously clenched!</strongsad><strongsad>...on Coach Z's shoe!...</strongsad><strongsad>...Homestar's glowing bat...</strongsad></line>
  <line start="3116" end="3159" speaker="strongbad">That's all great, Sir Talks-A-Lot, but where's his gold tooth now?</line>
  <line start="3163" end="3183" speaker="sfx">organ music</line>
  <line start="3184" end="3199" speaker="all" voiceover="true" volume="1.1">The Goblin!</line>
  <line start="3200" end="3212"><all voiceover="true" volume="1.1">The Goblin!</all><sfx>shing</sfx></line>
  <line start="3213" end="3234" speaker="homestar">We shoulda had known!</line>
  <line start="3235" end="3318" speaker="homestar">Now let's all cram in that boof for a group photo before I have to return it to the wedding Marzipan had me steal it from!</line>
  <line start="3319" end="3346" speaker="sfx" volume="1.1">cheering</line>
  <line start="3347" end="3354"><sfx>music</sfx><sfx>camera flash</sfx></line>
  <line start="3355" end="3454" speaker="sfx">music</line>

  <line start="3479" end="3510" speaker="homestar">Heeey, Coach Z!</line>
  <line start="3522" end="3537" speaker="homestar">You're dressed up as a dog.</line>
  <line start="3540" end="3566" speaker="coachz">Yeah! I gort to belorv!</line>
  <line start="3570" end="3616" speaker="coachz">Kick! Pornch! It's all in the mornd! Chorp, chorp, pornch!</line>
  <line start="3617" end="3628" speaker="coachz">Pornch kork!</line>

  <line start="3644" end="3664" speaker="strongbad">How's Annie? <span style="visibility:hidden">How's Annie? How's Annie? <em>How's Annie?</em></span></line>
  <line start="3665" end="3686" speaker="strongbad">How's Annie? How's Annie? <span style="visibility:hidden">How's Annie? <em>How's Annie?</em></span></line>
  <line start="3687" end="3710" speaker="strongbad">How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? <span style="visibility:hidden"><em>How's Annie?</em></span></line>
  <line start="3711" end="3729" speaker="strongbad">How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? <em>How's Annie?</em></line>
  <line start="3730" end="3743" speaker="sfx">piano music</line>
  <line start="3744" end="3772"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI <span style="visibility:hidden">was raised by a cup of coffee.</span></homsar></line>
  <line start="3773" end="3777"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was <span style="visibility:hidden">raised by a cup of coffee.</span></homsar></line>
  <line start="3778" end="3789"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised <span style="visibility:hidden">by a cup of coffee.</span></homsar></line>
  <line start="3790" end="3794"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by <span style="visibility:hidden">a cup of coffee.</span></homsar></line>
  <line start="3795" end="3799"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a <span style="visibility:hidden">cup of coffee.</span></homsar></line>
  <line start="3800" end="3805"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup <span style="visibility:hidden">of coffee.</span></homsar></line>
  <line start="3806" end="3812"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of <span style="visibility:hidden">coffee.</span></homsar></line>
  <line start="3813" end="3829"><sfx>piano music</sfx><homsar>IiIiIiIiI was raised by a cup of coffee.</homsar></line>

  <line start="3842" end="3893" speaker="homestar">Hey, Homestar! I really like your Mark Lemke costume!</line>
  <line start="3894" end="3919" speaker="homestar">"Homestar Runner for the Braves"?</line>
  <line start="3921" end="3959" speaker="homestar">Shut up, wrong-say Homestar! I'm right-say Homestar!</line>
  <line start="3962" end="3985" speaker="homestar">And I right-say I'm Dale Murphy!</line>
  <line start="3988" end="4017" speaker="homestar">With a glowy basemball bat for some reason.</line>
  <line start="4018" end="4030" speaker="homestar">Vroom-vroom.</line>

  <line start="4050" end="4091" speaker="singers" voiceover="true">Here comes the ThnikkaThtan!</line>
  <line start="4095" end="4132" speaker="bubs">Yeah, shut up, Soos's abuelita!</line>

  <line start="4147" end="4171" speaker="homestar">Oh, man, Strong Mad.</line>
  <line start="4172" end="4195" speaker="homestar">Bread Face Red Panties Man?</line>
  <line start="4196" end="4215" speaker="homestar">I remember that guy!</line>
  <line start="4216" end="4248" speaker="homestar">I think he came to my school once when I was a kid.</line>
  <line start="4254" end="4283" speaker="homestar">And so did a lotta cops.</line>

  <line start="4299" end="4358" speaker="kingoftown">Now ordinarily, Pom Pom, I'd have you sent right down to the Juicing Room.</line>
  <line start="4360" end="4391" speaker="kingoftown">But aren't you like a super-food now?</line>
  <line start="4392" end="4419" speaker="kingoftown">I don't need me no antioxidants!</line>
  <line start="4420" end="4452" speaker="kingoftown">I'm very pro-oxidant myself, actually.</line>
  <line start="4453" end="4485" speaker="kingoftown">Why couldn't you dress up as the German kid?</line>

  <line start="4551" end="4570" speaker="strongbad">Uh, hey, King of Town.</line>
  <line start="4571" end="4622" speaker="strongbad">When I said "Don't come around here no more", it wasn't a costume idea.</line>
  <line start="4623" end="4665" speaker="strongbad">I literally meant, "Don't come around here no more"!</line>

  <line start="4680" end="4702" speaker="homestar">Okay. The Cheat! The Cheat The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="4703" end="4732" speaker="homestar">Lemme guess: Baseball Glove On Head Man.</line>
  <line start="4732" end="4745" speaker="thecheat">frustrated The Cheat noise</line>
  <line start="4746" end="4798" speaker="homestar">No? Umm... Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man.</line>
  <line start="4799" end="4808" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noise</line>
  <line start="4810" end="4854" speaker="homestar">No. Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head <em>Lady</em>!</line>
  <line start="4855" end="4867" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noise</line>
  <line start="4868" end="4874"><thecheat>angry The Cheat noise</thecheat><sfx>typing</sfx></line>
  <line start="4875" end="4895"><br /><sfx>typing</sfx></line>
  <line start="4899" end="4906" speaker="sfx">pop</line>
  <line start="4912" end="4925" speaker="sfx">crash</line>
  <line start="4926" end="4954" speaker="sfx">shing</line>
  <line start="4958" end="4965" speaker="sfx">pop</line>

  <line start="4985" end="5028" speaker="homestar">Uh, Marzipan, we need to talk.</line>
  <line start="5029" end="5055" speaker="homestar">I want you to express yourself.</line>
  <line start="5057" end="5080" speaker="homestar">Don't you want to express yourself?</line>
  <line start="5082" end="5125" speaker="marzipan">This is me, expressing myself, okay?</line>
  <line start="5126" end="5159" speaker="marzipan">And I don't need thirty-seven pieces of flair to do it.</line>
  <line start="5162" end="5209" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, Marzipan. Nice invisible flair deuce!</line>

  <line start="5225" end="5301" speaker="homestar">So, Strong Sad, does the W. C. in W. C. Fields just stand for Winston Churchill?</line>
  <line start="5303" end="5353" speaker="strongsad">I'm neither of those! I'm world-famous detective:</line>
  <line start="5354" end="5385" speaker="strongsad"><em>Ah-cule Pwach-cho!</em></line>
  <line start="5387" end="5429" speaker="strongbad">Somebody! Don't give Strong Sad the Heimlich! He's choking!</line>

  <line start="5443" end="5480" speaker="painting">I now pronounce you husband and wiiiiiife!</line>
  <line start="5482" end="5510" speaker="other">And they said I'd never marry!</line>
  <line start="5512" end="5525" speaker="other" sfx="true">giggles</line>

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