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<line start="64" end="83" speaker="homestar">Oh <em>man,</em> Pom Pom. </line>
<line start="84" end="114" speaker="homestar"> This Halloween’s going to be the Christmas bomb. </line>
<line start="115" end="124" speaker="homestar">Hot tricks, <span style="visibility:hidden;">cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="125" end="136" speaker="homestar">Hot tricks, cool treats, <span style="visibility:hidden;">good friends, and MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="137" end="147" speaker="homestar">Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="148" end="155" speaker="homestar">Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!</line>
<line start="156" end="174"><sfx>dramatic sting</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="175" end="180" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="181" end="199" speaker="homestar">What? Murder?</line>
<line start="200" end="227" speaker="homestar">Naw, that doesn’t sound like sumpin’ <i>I</i> would say.</line>
<line start="228" end="261" speaker="homestar">I was probably talking about the crisp, cool air,</line>
<line start="262" end="283" speaker="homestar">the fallen leaves dappling the <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="284" end="289" speaker="homestar">the fallen leaves dappling the MURDER!</line>
<line start="290" end="308"><sfx>dramatic sting</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="309" end="315" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="315" end="324" speaker="homestar">Naw, man.</line>
<line start="325" end="338" speaker="homestar">You’re hearin’ things.</line>
<line start="339" end="343" speaker="homestar">I was just talking about <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="344" end="350"><homestar>I was just talking about <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></homestar><pompom>bouncing noises</pompom></line>
<line start="351" end="363"><homestar>I was just talking about MURDER!</homestar><sfx>dramatic sting</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="364" end="380" speaker="homestar">And, you know, like this time of year <span style="visibility:hidden;">sometimes there's a little bit of MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="381" end="392" speaker="homestar">And, you know, like this time of year sometimes there's a little bit of <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="393" end="398"><homestar>And, you know, like this time of year sometimes there's a little bit of MURDER!</homestar><sfx>dramatic sting</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="399" end="413" speaker="homestar">And maybe a little bit of <span style="visibility:hidden;">MURDER!</span></line>
<line start="414" end="418"><homestar>And maybe a little bit of MURDER!</homestar><sfx>dramatic sting</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="419" end="441" speaker="homestar">But I would <i>never</i> say anything about—</line>
<line start="442" end="448" speaker="homestar">WAAH! <span style="visibility:hidden;"><em>MURDER!</em></span></line>
<line start="449" end="457" speaker="homestar">WAAH! <em>MURDER!</em></line>
<line start="458" end="470"><sfx>sped up dramatic sting</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="471" end="476" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="477" end="504" speaker="homestar">What happened? Did you get popped?</line>
<line start="505" end="520" speaker="homestar">Say a few bubbles!</line>
<line start="521" end="539" speaker="homestar">You can’t be dead!</line>
<line start="540" end="573" speaker="homestar">You’re my best friend and concubine!</line>
<line start="574" end="626" speaker="homestar">Oh, I should really look up what that word me-he-he-heeeans!</line>
<line start="627" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-HO!</line>
<line start="641" end="690" speaker="strongbad">What manner of stitch witchery have I stumbled upon <i>this</i> Hallows-eve? </line>
<line start="691" end="746" speaker="homestar"> Oh, Strong Bad, I think my evil jealous side secretly killed Pom Pom</line>
<line start="747" end="783" speaker="homestar">without even telling my dopey lovable side!</line>
<line start="784" end="806" speaker="strongbad">All right, settle down, Homestar.</line>
<line start="807" end="831" speaker="strongbad">Unky Strong Bad’ll getcha through this.</line>
<line start="832" end="862" speaker="strongbad">Now, tell me exactly what happened.</line>
<line start="862" end="914" speaker="homestar">Well, it all started 117 days ago...</line>
<line start="915" end="937"><sfx>dramatic sting</sfx><!--<text>4 hours later...</text>--></line>
<line start="940" end="994" speaker="homestar">...And then I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!</line>
<line start="995" end="1019" speaker="strongbad">And no one else saw anything?</line>
<line start="1020" end="1033" speaker="homestar">No one!</line>
<line start="1034" end="1064" speaker="homestar">Well, there was that inflatable pumpkin, but...</line>
<line start="1065" end="1100" speaker="homestar">...I think he said something about having a previous engagement.</line>
<line start="1101" end="1137" speaker="homestar">Man, I like that pumpkin. I should really get his phone number.</line>
<line start="1138" end="1174" speaker="strongbad">Well, it definitely sounds like you killed Pom Pom.</line>
<line start="1175" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">First thing you need to do is dispose of the body.</line>
<line start="1204" end="1256" speaker="strongbad">Here. Go to Bubs's and get everything on this laminated murder cover-up checklist.</line>
<line start="1257" end="1301" speaker="strongbad">Plus a... twelver of Cold Ones and a dozen maple Bismarcks.</line>
<line start="1302" end="1314" speaker="strongbad">For the cover-up.</line>
<line start="1315" end="1339" speaker="strongbad">Then meet me back in my basement.</line>
<line start="1340" end="1372" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Strong Bad! You're a real cartoon pal!</line>
<line start="1373" end="1385" speaker="sfx">footsteps</line>
<line start="1386" end="1428" speaker="strongbad">Oh-ho! Oh, this is gonna be a real good night.</line>
<line start="1429" end="1492" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">singing</line>
<line start="1500" end="1568" speaker="bubs">Heh heh! I'd like to see those teenagers try to egg the concession stand this year,</line>
<line start="1569" end="1598" speaker="bubs">now that I own an ostrich farm!</line>
<line start="1599" end="1646" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say! And these piña colordas are torp nortch!</line>
<line start="1657" end="1661" speaker="sfx">footsteps</line>
<line start="1662" end="1679" speaker="homestar">Oh, hey there, say there, Bubs!</line>
<line start="1680" end="1705" speaker="bubs">Happy Halloween, Homestar!</line>
<line start="1706" end="1732" speaker="coachz">Yeah! And <em>I'm</em> standin' here!</line>
<line start="1752" end="1778" speaker="homestar">Just the essentials tonight. Just the essentials.</line>
<line start="1779" end="1807" speaker="homestar">Let me get a, uh, 50-gallon drum of bleach...</line>
<line start="1808" end="1814" speaker="bubs">Check.</line>
<line start="1815" end="1837" speaker="homestar">And a 50-gallon drum of saw blades...</line>
<line start="1838" end="1846" speaker="bubs">Sounds good.</line>
<line start="1847" end="1873" speaker="homestar">And a 50-gallon drum of body bags.</line>
<line start="1874" end="1887" speaker="bubs">Reasonable.</line>
<line start="1888" end="1932" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">All right, Homestar, you got this. These guys don't suspect a thing!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1975" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Just order these last few everyday items, and we're in the clear!</line>
<line start="1976" end="2050" speaker="homestar">Um, I need a... 12-pack of Cold Ones...!</line>
<line start="2051" end="2105" speaker="homestar">And, um... a dozen maple Bismarcks-</line>
<line start="2106" end="2122" speaker="homestar" volume="1.1">I don't know what Bismarcks are<span style="visibility:hidden;">- I killed Pom Pom!</span></line>
<line start="2123" end="2138" speaker="homestar" volume="1.1">I don't know what Bismarcks are- I killed Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="2139" end="2174" speaker="bubs">Simmer down, Homestar! It's all right!</line>
<line start="2175" end="2214" speaker="bubs">We've all made, quote-un-quote, "mistakes".</line>
<line start="2217" end="2311" speaker="coachz">Yeah, who hasn't slipped up and engaged in a little, quote-un-quote, "premeditated murder in cold blood"?<span style="visibility:hidden;"><br /><em> Am I right?</em></span></line>
<line start="2312" end="2326" speaker="coachz">Yeah, who hasn't slipped up and engaged in a little, quote-un-quote, "premeditated murder in cold blood"?<br /><em> Am I right?</em></line>
<line start="2327" end="2347" speaker="homestar">So what do I do now?</line>
<line start="2348" end="2376" speaker="bubs">You need to establish an alibi.</line>
<line start="2377" end="2396" speaker="coachz">Yeah, with witnesses.</line>
<line start="2397" end="2413" speaker="coachz">And if yous can swing it, <span style="visibility:hidden;"><em>wetnesses!</em></span></line>
<line start="2414" end="2426" speaker="coachz">And if yous can swing it, <em>wetnesses!</em></line>
<line start="2427" end="2435" speaker="homestar">Okay.<span style="visibility:hidden;"> I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that.</span></line>
<line start="2436" end="2443" speaker="homestar">Okay. I can do that. <span style="visibility:hidden;">I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that.</span></line>
<line start="2444" end="2450" speaker="homestar">Okay. I can do that. I can do that. <span style="visibility:hidden;">I can do that. I can do that. I can do that.</span></line>
<line start="2451" end="2458" speaker="homestar">Okay. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. <span style="visibility:hidden;">I can do that. I can do that.</span></line>
<line start="2459" end="2465" speaker="homestar">Okay. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. <span style="visibility:hidden;">I can do that.</span></line>
<line start="2466" end="2469" speaker="homestar">Okay. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that.</line>
<line start="2470" end="2478"><homestar>Okay. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that.</homestar><bubs>Homestar!</bubs></line>
<line start="2479" end="2493" speaker="homestar">Yep! Sorry. Got it. <span style="visibility:hidden;">Peow!</span></line>
<line start="2494" end="2508"><homestar>Yep! Sorry. Got it. Peow!</homestar><sfx>footsteps</sfx></line>
<line start="2511" end="2533" speaker="bubs">Good kid, that Homestar.</line>
<line start="2540" end="2553" speaker="bubs">Should we light him up?</line>
<line start="2554" end="2570" speaker="coachz">AbsoLORTly!</line>
<line start="2602" end="2672" speaker="kingoftown"> Gah, I keep telling you, Poopsmith, I <em>didn't do it!</em> Stop acting like my dad!</line>
<line start="2676" end="2682" speaker="homestar">What? <span style="visibility:hidden;">Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, Alibi City.</span></line>
<line start="2682" end="2705" speaker="homestar">What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day.<span style="visibility:hidden;"> At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, Alibi City.</span></line>
<line start="2705" end="2727" speaker="homestar">What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle,<span style="visibility:hidden;"> or as I like to call it, Alibi City.</span></line>
<line start="2727" end="2760" speaker="homestar">What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, Alibi City.</line>
<line start="2760" end="2777" speaker="homestar">Who? Pom Pom?<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who's still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye!</span></line>
<line start="2777" end="2791" speaker="homestar">Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him!<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Sounds like someone who's still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye!</span></line>
<line start="2791" end="2819" speaker="homestar">Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who's still alive, though.<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Okay corroborating witness, bye!</span></line>
<line start="2820" end="2852" speaker="homestar">Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who's still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye!</line>
<line start="2852" end="2862" speaker="homestar">Click!</line>
<line start="2862" end="2872" speaker="kingoftown">Ahem!</line>
<line start="2872" end="2945" speaker="homestar">Oh! Hey Can Of Town, Tootsmith, did you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having? <span style="visibility:hidden;"><i>So</i> legitimate.</span></line>
<line start="2946" end="2965" speaker="homestar">Oh! Hey Can Of Town, Tootsmith, did you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having? <i>So</i> legitimate.</line>
<line start="2965" end="3008" speaker="kingoftown">So you've been here at the castle all day?</line>
<line start="3008" end="3046" speaker="homestar">Yep! Right here! Innocent as charged!</line>
<line start="3046" end="3059" speaker="kingoftown">Ah-ha!<span style="visibility:hidden;"> I <em>told you</em> I didn't eat your pile of whatsit! It was him!</span></line>
<line start="3059" end="3091" speaker="kingoftown">Ah-ha! I <em>told you</em> I didn't eat your pile of whatsit! <span style="visibility:hidden;">It was him!</span></line>
<line start="3091" end="3109" speaker="kingoftown">Ah-ha! I <em>told you</em> I didn't eat your pile of whatsit! It was him!</line>
<line start="3109" end="3135" speaker="homestar">Oh crap.<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Literal crap.</span></line>
<line start="3135" end="3150" speaker="homestar">Oh crap. Literal crap.</line>
<line start="3157" end="3167" ><poopsmith sfx="yes">creaking</poopsmith><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
<line start="3168" end="3178" ><poopsmith sfx="yes">shing</poopsmith><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
<line start="3179" end="3203" speaker="homestar"><homestar>Ah! Objection! Leading the witness!</homestar><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
<line start="3204" end="3244" ><sfx>footsteps</sfx></line>
<line start="3245" end="3324" speaker="homsar">Ahhh. If you need me, I'll be loked after dark.</line>
<line start="3335" end="3384" speaker="strongbad">...and he totally thinks the inflatable pumpkin is <em>you</em>, Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="3384" end="3432" speaker="strongbad">He also tried to get its phone number, which is more than a little weird.</line>
<line start="3432" end="3464" speaker="homestar" volume="0.8">Unckie Strong Bad, I need more help!</line>
<line start="3464" end="3484" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom, quick, hide!</line>
<line start="3484" end="3500" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="3508" end="3529" speaker="homestar">Things have really gone downhill!</line>
<line start="3529" end="3553" speaker="homestar">Not only did I murder Pom Pom,<span style="visibility:hidden;"> but now it's on record that I ate fifteen hundred pounds of crap.</span></line>
<line start="3553" end="3598" speaker="homestar">Not only did I murder Pom Pom, but now it's on record that I ate fifteen hundred pounds of crap.</line>
<line start="3598" end="3619"> <strongbad sfx="yes">laughter</strongbad><thecheat sfx="yes">laughter</thecheat><strongmad sfx="yes">laughter</strongmad></line>
<line start="3620" end="3633" speaker="strongbad">Stifle a laugh.</line>
<line start="3633" end="3667" speaker="strongbad">Well, you know what you gotta do now, don't you?</line>
<line start="3667" end="3726" speaker="homestar">I will literally do what<em>ever</em> comes out of that sweet rectangular mouth next.</line>
<line start="3726" end="3753" speaker="strongbad">Uh, in that case, you gotta... <span style="visibility:hidden;">get us sixteen dozen maple bismarcks.</span></line>
<line start="3753" end="3788" speaker="strongbad">Uh, in that case, you gotta... get us sixteen dozen maple bismarcks.</line> 
<line start="3788" end="3798" speaker="homestar">Done!</line>
<line start="3804" end="3835" speaker="strongbad">These are <i>kolaches</i>, I said <em>bismarcks</em>!</line>
<line start="3850" end="3867" speaker="strongbad">That's more like it.</line>
<line start="3867" end="3940" speaker="strongbad">Now you gotta find a patsy and pin that murder on him like a corsage on a puffy-dressed prom date!</line>
<line start="3940" end="4019" speaker="homestar">You mean like with a lot of blood and them going, "Ow, ow, Homestar, ow, quit it, I'm not going to prom with you anymore!"</line>
<line start="4020" end="4037" speaker="homestar">"And I hate Bennigan's!"</line>
<line start="4037" end="4082" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, something like that. Now go stash Pom Pom's body at their house!</line>
<line start="4082" end="4112" speaker="homestar">But who I'm supposed to pin this murder on?</line>
<line start="4112" end="4156" speaker="strongbad">The most unsuspecting saps you can find...</line>
<line start="4156" end="4184"><strongsad sfx="yes">hissing</strongsad></line>
<line start="4184" end="4216" speaker="marzipan">Hey Strong Sad, there's a bad horror movie on.</line>
<line start="4217" end="4255" speaker="marzipan">Wanna make snappy comments and obscure references while we watch it?</line>
<line start="4255" end="4307" speaker="strongsad">You know I can't see, I just drew these eyes on my hands.</line>
<line start="4307" end="4328" speaker="marzipan">Why don't you just take your hands down?</line>
<line start="4328" end="4387" speaker="strongsad"> Uh, because I may have also sorta super-glued my eyes shut...</line>
<line start="4387" end="4395" speaker="marzipan">What?</line>
<line start="4395" end="4414" speaker="strongsad">For authenticity!<span style="visibility:hidden;"> I was trying to be a <em>cosplay-dinaire!</em></span></line>
<line start="4414" end="4450" speaker="strongsad">For authenticity! I was trying to be a <em>cosplay-dinaire!</em></line>
<line start="4450" end="4470" speaker="marzipan">That's a word you just made up!</line>
<line start="4470" end="4509" speaker="homestar">Ah-ha! I knew you two were up to something!</line>
<line start="4509" end="4535" speaker="strongsad">Ahh, cosplay-dang!</line>
<line start="4535" end="4608" speaker="marzipan">Okay, I admit it! My homemade kombucha is just apple cider vinegar with Strong Sad's...<span style="visibility:hidden;"> loogis floating in it.</span></line>
<line start="4608" end="4627" speaker="marzipan">Okay, I admit it! My homemade kombucha is just apple cider vinegar with Strong Sad's... loogis floating in it.</line>
<line start="4627" end="4664" speaker="strongsad">My secret shame slash finest hour!</line>
<line start="4664" end="4706" speaker="homestar">Don't play games with me, you murdered Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="4706" end="4743" speaker="homestar">You stuffed his body right here under the couch all day probably,<span style="visibility:hidden;"> since you murdered him.</span></line>
<line start="4743" end="4756" speaker="homestar">You stuffed his body right here under the couch all day probably, since you murdered him.</line>
<line start="4756" end="4770" speaker="marzipan">This again?</line> 
<line start="4770" end="4782"><br /><sfx>distant roaring</sfx></line>
<line start="4782" end="4807"><strongsad>I hear a yonder ruckus!</strongsad><sfx>distant roaring</sfx></line>
<line start="4807" end="4822"><br /><sfx>distant roaring</sfx></line>
<line start="4822" end="4862"><kingoftown>Gah, what's all this noise? This is <em>so lame!</em></kingoftown><sfx>distant roaring</sfx></line>
<line start="4862" end="4885"><coachz>So what's so what's the scenario?</coachz><sfx>distant roaring dying out</sfx></line>
<line start="4885" end="4904" speaker="strongsad">Look!</line>
<line start="4904" end="4932" speaker="strongsad">A specter risès!</line>
<line start="4932" end="4956"> <strongmad sfx="yes">grunting</strongmad><thecheat sfx="yes">grunting</thecheat></line>
<line start="4957" end="4970" ><sfx>whoosh</sfx></line>
<line start="4977" end="5028" speaker="strongbad"><i>Oh no</i>, Homestar! It's Pom Pom's ghost come back to haunt you!</line>
<line start="5028" end="5095" speaker="strongbad">Don't you want to, y'know, pee your pants, or something else embarrassing while all these people are gathered here?</line>
<line start="5095" end="5106" speaker="homestar">No way, Unckie—<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Ow!</span></line>
<line start="5107" end="5110"><homestar>No way, Unckie— Ow!</homestar><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
<line start="5111" end="5119" speaker="homestar">No way, Unckie— Ow!</line>
<line start="5120" end="5123" ><sfx>pop</sfx></line>
<line start="5126" end="5142" speaker="homestar">Thing is sharp!</line>
<line start="5143" end="5226" speaker="homestar">No way, Unckie Strong Bad, you guys have shown me the light! It's time to fight murder with...</line>
<line start="5226" end="5234" speaker="homestar" volume="1.5">Murder!</line>
<line start="5234" end="5244" speaker="strongbad">No, wait!</line>
<line start="5244" end="5250" speaker="homestar">Hup!</line>
<line start="5250" end="5274" speaker="homestar">Huuuu<i>uuuuu</i><span style="visibility:hidden;">-blah!</span></line>
<line start="5274" end="5285" speaker="homestar">Huuuu<i>uuuuu</i>-blah!</line>
<line start="5310" end="5325"><sfx>pop</sfx></line>
<line start="5344" end="5396" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, that wasn't a ghost! That was really <em>him!</em> You just...<span style="visibility:hidden;"> you... you...</span></line>
<line start="5396" end="5407" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, that wasn't a ghost! That was really <em>him!</em> You just... you...<span style="visibility:hidden;"> you...</span></line>
<line start="5407" end="5418" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, that wasn't a ghost! That was really <em>him!</em> You just... you... you...</line>
<line start="5418" end="5452" speaker="all">You killed Pom Pom!</line>
<line start="5452" end="5474" speaker="homestar"><i>Uhhhhm</i>,<span style="visibility:hidden;"> duh!</span></line>
<line start="5474" end="5486" speaker="homestar"><i>Uhhhhm</i>, duh!</line>
<line start="5486" end="5512"><sfx>dramatic sting</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED POM POM!</text>--></line>
<line start="5512" end="5540" speaker="homestar">Next season on Homestar Runner dot com...</line>
<line start="5540" end="5610" speaker="homestar"><i>Man</i>, inflatable pumpkin, you're a <i>way</i> better best friend than that floaty old Pom Pom ever was.</line>
<line start="5610" end="5640"><sfx>inflatable pumpkin deflating</sfx><sfx>dramatic music</sfx></line>
<line start="5640" end="5655"><sfx>dramatic music</sfx></line>
<line start="5655" end="5665" speaker="homestar"><em>Ahh!</em></line>
<line start="5665" end="5689"><sfx>dramatic sting</sfx><!--<text>I KILLED HOMESTAR!</text>--></line>
<line start="5716" end="5768" speaker="homestar">Hey, Coach Z, you <i>really</i> nailed that Evil Aquafresh costume.</line>
<line start="5768" end="5840" speaker="coachz">Bork in the days on the borlevard a Lerndon, we used ta kork routines, and the presence was fortin'.</line>
<line start="5840" end="5868" speaker="homestar">Ew, maybe <em>you</em> were fortin'.</line>
<line start="5872" end="5920" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad, I really like your Jay Leno costume.</line>
<line start="5921" end="5962" speaker="homestar">That guy had a really pointy forehead.</line>
<line start="5962" end="5986" speaker="strongbad">Naw, come on, don't you remember?</line>
<line start="5986" end="6018" speaker="strongbad">Oh it's a good time<span style="visibility:hidden;"> for large-headed monstrosities. Oh! To sell you cheeseburgers. Hey! Strong Bad tonight-ah!</span></line>
<line start="6018" end="6050" speaker="strongbad">Oh it's a good time for large-headed monstrosities.<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Oh! To sell you cheeseburgers. Hey! Strong Bad tonight-ah!</span></line>
<line start="6050" end="6061" speaker="strongbad">Oh it's a good time for large-headed monstrosities. Oh!<span style="visibility:hidden;"> To sell you cheeseburgers. Hey! Strong Bad tonight-ah!</span></line>
<line start="6061" end="6088" speaker="strongbad">Oh it's a good time for large-headed monstrosities. Oh! To sell you cheeseburgers.<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Hey! Strong Bad tonight-ah!</span></line>
<line start="6088" end="6094" speaker="strongbad">Oh it's a good time for large-headed monstrosities. Oh! To sell you cheeseburgers. Hey!<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Strong Bad tonight-ah!</span></line>
<line start="6094" end="6126" speaker="strongbad">Oh it's a good time for large-headed monstrosities. Oh! To sell you cheeseburgers. Hey! Strong Bad tonight<span style="visibility:hidden;">-ah!</span></line>
<line start="6126" end="6135" speaker="strongbad">Oh it's a good time for large-headed monstrosities. Oh! To sell you cheeseburgers. Hey! Strong Bad tonight-ah!</line>
<line start="6145" end="6225" speaker="strongsad">Oh ho ho! Uh, hey, Homestar, where does the dark lord Sauron live again?</line>
<line start="6225" end="6281" speaker="homestar">What, you talking about like Mordor? The land of Mordor? Where the shadows lie?</line>
<line start="6281" end="6364" speaker="strongsad">Oh ho ho ho! Yeah, and <i>uh</i>, what illegal act did you commit against Pom Pom, again?</line>
<line start="6364" end="6376" speaker="homestar">Oh, you mean murder?</line>
<line start="6376" end="6385" speaker="strongsad">Uh huh.</line>
<line start="6385" end="6402"><strongsad sfx="yes">laughing</strongsad></line>
<line start="6402" end="6436" speaker="homestar">You know, come to think of it, there's a lot of murder in Mordor.</line>
<line start="6436" end="6484" speaker="homestar">Orcs murdering wargs, wargs murdering orcs—</line>
<line start="6484" end="6522" ><homestar sfx="yes">unintelligible</homestar></line>
<line start="6522" end="6537" speaker="homestar">Peh! Peh!</line>
<line start="6537" end="6549" speaker="homestar"><homestar sfx="yes">without speech impediment</homestar>Excuse me.<span style="visibility:hidden;"> Orcs murdering wargs in the land of Mordor.</span></line>
<line start="6549" end="6599" speaker="homestar"><homestar sfx="yes">without speech impediment</homestar>Excuse me. Orcs murdering wargs in the land of Mordor.</line>
<line start="6599" end="6616" speaker="homestar"><homestar sfx="yes">without speech impediment</homestar>Heh heh, that's better.</line>
<line start="6616" end="6628" speaker="strongsad"><em>Ahh!</em></line>
<line start="6637" end="6688" speaker="strongbad">I can't stand it, Cochese. I know you planned it.</line>
<line start="6688" end="6716" speaker="bubs">I'ma set it straight, this Watergate!</line>
<line start="6716" end="6728"><sfx>waughmp waughmp</sfx></line>
<line start="6731" end="6783" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Mad, I really like your M.U.S.C.L.E. toys costume.</line>
<line start="6784" end="6842" speaker="homestar">I had a bunch of those little pink guys. I played with 'em in the sandbox...<span style="visibility:hidden;"> 'till that cat started poopin' in there.</span></line>
<line start="6843" end="6870" speaker="homestar">I had a bunch of those little pink guys. I played with 'em in the sandbox... 'till that cat started poopin' in there.</line>
<line start="6870" end="6904" speaker="strongmad">I'M A BABALITY.</line>
<line start="6910" end="6966" speaker="homestar">Hey, Pom Pom, I really like your Dom DeLuise costume.</line>
<line start="6967" end="7000" speaker="homestar">I definitely know why that guy was famous!</line>
<line start="7004" end="7018" speaker="homestar"><i>Boatniks?</i> <span style="visibility:hidden;">He was in <i>The Boatniks</i> maybe? Can I get a boatniiik?</span></line>
<line start="7019" end="7042" speaker="homestar"><i>Boatniks?</i> He was in <i>The Boatniks</i> maybe? <span style="visibility:hidden;">Can I get a boatniiik?</span></line>
<line start="7043" end="7062" speaker="homestar"><i>Boatniks?</i> He was in <i>The Boatniks</i> maybe? Can I get a boatniiik?</line>
<line start="7063" end="7082" speaker="strongsad">Boatniiik!</line>
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