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  <line start="22" end="32" speaker="sfx">guitar music</line>
  <line start="33" end="54"><sfx>guitar music</sfx><strongbad>Ohh man, you guys!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="55" end="112"><sfx>guitar music</sfx><strongbad>I can't believe we actually came to the King of Town's crappy Halloween party! </strongbad></line>
 <line start="113" end="138"><sfx>guitar music</sfx><kingoftown>You boys having a good time?</kingoftown></line>
 <line start="138" end="165"><sfx>guitar music</sfx><kingoftown>Try the ketchup fountain yet?</kingoftown></line>
  <line start="165" end="191"><sfx>guitar music</sfx><strongbad>This party sucks, old man!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="192" end="208" speaker="strongbad">This is Halloween!</line>
  <line start="209" end="230" speaker="strongbad">Where's the decaying flesh? <span style="visibility:hidden">The rotting corpses? The stink of death!</span></line>
  <line start="231" end="249" speaker="strongbad">Where's the decaying flesh? The rotting corpses? <span style="visibility:hidden">The stink of death!</span></line>
  <line start="250" end="271" speaker="strongbad">Where's the decaying flesh? The rotting corpses? The stink of death!</line>
  <line start="271" end="285" speaker="sfx">creaking noises</line>
  <line start="286" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Uhh... not exactly what I was talking about.</line>
  <line start="318" end="333" speaker="kingoftown">Well, fine!</line>
  <line start="334" end="363" speaker="kingoftown">If stinky dead people is all you want,</line>
  <line start="364" end="380" speaker="kingoftown">why don't you go hang out in</line>
  <line start="381" end="436" speaker="kingoftown">that 200-acre cemetery that's been behind my castle all this time?</line>
  <line start="437" end="460" speaker="strongbad">Uh-jig-ga-ma-WHAT?</line>
  <line start="568" end="590" speaker="strongbad">We have a cemetery?</line>
  <line start="591" end="639" speaker="strongbad">This is awesome! How come nobody ever told me about this place?</line>
  <line start="640" end="666" speaker="strongsad">You didn't know about this place?</line>
  <line start="667" end="702" speaker="strongsad">Man, if it weren't for the library, I'd spend—</line>
  <line start="703" end="720" speaker="strongbad">We have a who cares?</line>
  <line start="721" end="760" speaker="strongsad">Yeah! It still uses Dewey Decimal and everything! Uh—</line>
  <line start="764" end="792" speaker="strongsad">Aww... I hate it when you do that.</line>
  <line start="792" end="806"><strongsad>Aww... I hate it when you do that.</strongsad><strongbad>Ah ha ha ha ha!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="807" end="870" speaker="strongbad">C'mon guys, let's go find a suitable stiff to exhume and reanimate.</line>
  <line start="879" end="923" speaker="homestar">Oh man, Pom Pom. This is gonna be so great.</line>
  <line start="923" end="945" speaker="homestar">First we'll hit Space Mountain, <span style="visibility:hidden">then over to Mr. Toad's, then Tom Sawyer's Island,</span></line>
  <line start="946" end="965" speaker="homestar">First we'll hit Space Mountain, then over to Mr. Toad's, <span style="visibility:hidden">then Tom Sawyer's Island,</span></line>
  <line start="966" end="984" speaker="homestar">First we'll hit Space Mountain, then over to Mr. Toad's, then Tom Sawyer's Island,</line>
  <line start="985" end="994" speaker="homestar">and don't forget: <span style="visibility:hidden">we parked in the Goofy lot!</span></line>
  <line start="995" end="1017" speaker="homestar">and don't forget: we parked in the Goofy lot!</line>
  <line start="1018" end="1039" speaker="kingoftown">You think I should have told them about</line>
  <line start="1039" end="1072" speaker="kingoftown">that carnivorous undead sheep that prowls the graveyard?</line>
  <line start="1072" end="1085"><kingoftown>that carnivorous undead sheep that prowls the graveyard?</kingoftown><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="1086" end="1105"><other sfx="sfx">echoed bleating noises</other><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="1114" end="1210" speaker="homsar">I'm the Captain Caveman of the graveyard train!</line>
  <line start="1213" end="1243" speaker="strongsad">All right now Marzipan, remember:</line>
  <line start="1244" end="1280" speaker="strongsad">we have to hold our breath in front of the dead.</line>
  <line start="1281" end="1293" speaker="strongsad">Ready? Go!</line>
  <line start="1300" end="1320" speaker="strongsad" sfx="sfx">struggling noises</line>
  <line start="1321" end="1355" speaker="strongsad">Okay, nevermind! Sorry, the dead!</line>
  <line start="1356" end="1394" speaker="marzipan">This place is perfect for my Intro to Photography class.</line>
  <line start="1395" end="1434" speaker="marzipan">I've already hit the railroad tracks, and an abandoned factory.</line>
  <line start="1435" end="1460" speaker="marzipan">This will complete the amateur trifecta!</line>
  <line start="1461" end="1483" speaker="strongsad">Hang on, I think I got it!</line>
  <line start="1494" end="1510" speaker="strongsad" sfx="sfx">struggling noises</line>
  <line start="1516" end="1564" speaker="bubs">Hey, look! There's my great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold!</line>
  <line start="1565" end="1592" speaker="bubs">He discovered the "Bait and Switch!"</line>
  <line start="1592" end="1616" speaker="bubs">Ooh, and this is his brother Mort! <span style="visibility:hidden">He invented "No Money Down".</span></line>
  <line start="1617" end="1650" speaker="bubs">Ooh, and this is his brother Mort! He invented "No Money Down".</line>
  <line start="1651" end="1682" speaker="coachz">All your dead relatives are making me wanna start</line>
  <line start="1683" end="1715" speaker="coachz">one of them horror-core rap groups.</line>
  <line start="1716" end="1752" speaker="coachz">I could pull on a hockey mask and call myself</line>
  <line start="1753" end="1791" speaker="coachz">"Coach Zgor Mortizzz!"</line>
  <line start="1792" end="1822" speaker="bubs">Hey, man! Show some respect!</line>
  <line start="1828" end="1839" speaker="homestar">Okay, Pom Pom,</line>
  <line start="1840" end="1865" speaker="homestar">now that I know that we're not in a theme park,</line>
  <line start="1866" end="1901" speaker="homestar">I say we try to find that Green Goblin.</line>
  <line start="1902" end="1926" speaker="homestar">I heard that if you find him right at midnight,</line>
  <line start="1927" end="1971" speaker="homestar">he'll spin all your Halloween candies into gold!</line>
  <line start="1972" end="2012" speaker="homestar">Instead of just doing that regular old two-bit dance.</line>
  <line start="2013" end="2038" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">imitates the Goblin's dance</line>
  <line start="2039" end="2054" speaker="pompom">bubbling noises</line>
  <line start="2055" end="2082" speaker="homestar">Hey, that's a great place to start looking!</line>
  <line start="2083" end="2096" speaker="homestar">I wonder why they call it <span style="visibility:hidden">"Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill".</span></line>
  <line start="2097" end="2124"><homestar>I wonder why they call it "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill".</homestar><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="2124" end="2152"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>I wonder why they call it "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill".</homestar></span><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="2153" end="2183" speaker="strongbad">I mean, look at some of these names!</line>
  <line start="2184" end="2214" speaker="strongbad">Jim-Nealius Hog-chigger? <span style="visibility:hidden">Hebby Screbby?</span></line>
  <line start="2215" end="2235" speaker="strongbad">Jim-Nealius Hog-chigger? Hebby Screbby?</line>
  <line start="2236" end="2297" speaker="strongbad">Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?</line>
  <line start="2298" end="2310"><strongmad>YOU SAID WE'D GET A ZOMBIE SLAVE!</strongmad><sfx>crashing noise</sfx></line>
  <line start="2311" end="2347"><strongmad>YOU SAID WE'D GET A ZOMBIE SLAVE!</strongmad></line>
  <line start="2348" end="2375" speaker="strongbad">Don't worry, Thwomp Mad. We will.</line>
  <line start="2376" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">We just gotta find somebody with a cool name.</line>
  <line start="2405" end="2422" speaker="strongbad">Let's keep looking.</line>
  <line start="2428" end="2444" speaker="marzipan">Almost...</line>
  <line start="2445" end="2481" speaker="marzipan">A little less lurk, and a little more skulk.</line>
  <line start="2482" end="2500" speaker="strongsad">Like...this?</line>
  <line start="2501" end="2517" speaker="marzipan">There we go.</line>
  <line start="2518" end="2535" speaker="sfx">camera snap</line>
  <line start="2544" end="2571" speaker="marzipan">You're not showing up in these pictures.</line>
  <line start="2572" end="2609" speaker="marzipan">Strong Sad, is there something you need to tell me?</line>
  <line start="2610" end="2627" speaker="marzipan">Are you dead?</line>
  <line start="2628" end="2685" speaker="strongsad">Whoa, maybe I am! I finally willed myself to death!</line>
  <line start="2686" end="2707" speaker="strongsad">This is great!</line>
  <line start="2708" end="2728" speaker="coachz">Hey Bubs! Check it out!</line>
  <line start="2729" end="2758" speaker="coachz">You're not the only one with relatives here.</line>
  <line start="2759" end="2793" speaker="coachz">My great good-aunt is buried right under our feet!</line>
  <line start="2794" end="2822" speaker="bubs">Naw, you come over here and look at <em>this!</em></line>
  <line start="2823" end="2856" speaker="bubs">I want you to see my great-great granduncle.</line>
  <line start="2857" end="2899" speaker="bubs">He invented "No Payments till 2010!"</line>
  <line start="2900" end="2909" speaker="coachz">Hi there.</line>
  <line start="2910" end="2927" speaker="bubs">Wait! Hold on a sec'!</line>
  <line start="2928" end="2965" speaker="bubs">Are you telling me my uncle is your aunt?</line>
  <line start="2966" end="2985" speaker="coachz">Seems that way!</line>
  <line start="2986" end="2993" speaker="coachz">Bubs! <span style="visibility:hidden">This is great news! This means we're brothers! I always knew it!</span></line>
  <line start="2994" end="3012" speaker="coachz">Bubs! This is great news! <span style="visibility:hidden">This means we're brothers! I always knew it!</span></line>
  <line start="3013" end="3032" speaker="coachz">Bubs! This is great news! This means we're brothers! <span style="visibility:hidden">I always knew it!</span></line>
  <line start="3033" end="3054" speaker="coachz">Bubs! This is great news! This means we're brothers! I always knew it!</line>
  <line start="3055" end="3074" speaker="bubs">Or it means you're a liar!</line>
  <line start="3075" end="3105" speaker="bubs">Besides, even if it were true,</line>
  <line start="3106" end="3113" speaker="bubs">we'd only be <span style="visibility:hidden">sixth-fourth-second-fifth cousins, thrice removed!</span></line>
  <line start="3114" end="3121" speaker="bubs">we'd only be sixth-<span style="visibility:hidden">fourth-second-fifth cousins, thrice removed!</span></line>
  <line start="3122" end="3127" speaker="bubs">we'd only be sixth-fourth-<span style="visibility:hidden">second-fifth cousins, thrice removed!</span></line>
  <line start="3128" end="3134" speaker="bubs">we'd only be sixth-fourth-second-<span style="visibility:hidden">fifth cousins, thrice removed!</span></line>
  <line start="3135" end="3148" speaker="bubs">we'd only be sixth-fourth-second-fifth cousins, <span style="visibility:hidden">thrice removed!</span></line>
  <line start="3149" end="3167" speaker="bubs">we'd only be sixth-fourth-second-fifth cousins, thrice removed!</line>
  <line start="3168" end="3207" speaker="coachz">Oh, phew. So your sister and I can—</line>
  <line start="3207" end="3219"><coachz sfx="sfx">flinching noises</coachz><sfx>punching noise</sfx></line>
  <line start="3220" end="3264" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Plutis?!" What is wrong with you dead people?!</line>
  <line start="3265" end="3317" speaker="strongbad">I don't want to reanimate a corpse named Plutis doing my bidding!</line>
  <line start="3318" end="3362" speaker="strongbad">Doesn't any dead body with a good name around here want to be reanimated with</line>
  <line start="3363" end="3399" speaker="strongbad">these jumper cables and pickled monkey fingers?</line>
  <line start="3400" end="3407"><sfx>crashing noise</sfx></line>
  <line start="3407" end="3415"><sfx>crashing noise</sfx><strongmad>ZGOR! I VOTE ZGOR!</strongmad></line>
  <line start="3416" end="3455"><span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>crashing noise></sfx></span><strongmad>ZGOR! I VOTE ZGOR!</strongmad></line>
  <line start="3464" end="3496" speaker="homestar">All right, Pom Pom. It's almost midnight.</line>
  <line start="3497" end="3524" speaker="homestar">Ready with the Halloween candy?</line>
  <line start="3536" end="3572"><homestar>Man, I can't wait to try out gold whatchamacallits.</homestar><sfx>growling noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="3573" end="3610"><homestar>Um, gold...oh yes, Snickers.</homestar><sfx>growling noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="3611" end="3628"><other sfx="sfx">low roaring noise</other><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3629" end="3638"><other sfx="sfx">crashing noise</other><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3638" end="3659"><other sfx="sfx">bleating noise</other><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3660" end="3690"><homestar>AHH!! The Cheat's got rabies again!</homestar><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3691" end="3702"><other sfx="sfx">bleating noise</other><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3703" end="3719"><coachz>What was that?</coachz><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3720" end="3736"><marzipan>Oh my goodness!</marzipan><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3737" end="3759"><strongbad>Cheat, you got rabies again?</strongbad><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3760" end="3792"><kingoftown>Uh oh. Let's beat it, Poopsmith!</kingoftown><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3793" end="3822"><homestar>Yahoo, seriously, Pom Pom! <span style="visibility:hidden">I'm about to pee my pants!</span></homestar><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3823" end="3841"><homestar>Yahoo, seriously, Pom Pom! I'm about to pee my pants!</homestar><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3842" end="3866"><other sfx="sfx">bleating noise</other><sfx>ominous music</sfx></line>
  <line start="3867" end="3882" speaker="sfx">crashing noise</line>
  <line start="3883" end="3917" speaker="homestar">The Gobalin! You saved us!</line>
  <line start="3918" end="3968" speaker="homestar">Now are you going to turn all of our 100 Grand into a hundred grand?</line>
  <line start="3968" end="3982" sfx="sfx">shaking noise</line>
  <line start="3983" end="3999" speaker="homestar">But I thought at midnight you—</line>
  <line start="4000" end="4017" speaker="sfx">organ music</line>
  <line start="4018" end="4037" speaker="homestar">Oh, man!</line>
  <line start="4038" end="4111" speaker="sfx">organ music techno remix</line>
  <line start="4112" end="4173"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><homestar>Hooray! Extended dance remix of the Gobalin song!</homestar></line>
  <line start="4174" end="4256" sfx="sfx">organ music techno remix</line>
  <line start="4257" end="4297"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><strongbad>Whoa, check out that awesome dead undead sheep!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="4298" end="4344"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><kingoftown>Some say it's an escaped laboratory test animal.</kingoftown></line>
  <line start="4345" end="4378"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><kingoftown>They call it "Subject X".</kingoftown></line>
  <line start="4379" end="4405"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><strongbad>That's the coolest name I ever heard of!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="4406" end="4433"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><strongbad>The Cheat! Grab the jumper cables and—</strongbad></line>
  <line start="4434" end="4469"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><strongbad>Hey! Where'd the pickled monkey fingers go?</strongbad></line>
  <line start="4470" end="4521"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><kingoftown volume="0.8">I don't knoooooow!</kingoftown></line>
  <line start="4522" end="4538"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><pompom>bubbling noises</pompom></line>
  <line start="4539" end="4560"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><homestar>You said it, old buddy!</homestar></line>
  <line start="4561" end="4601"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><homestar>Happy Carousel of Progress, Pom Pom.</homestar></line>
  <line start="4602" end="4635"><sfx>organ music techno remix</sfx><homestar>I mean, Halloween, Pom Pom.</homestar></line>
  <line start="4643" end="4693" speaker="sfx">slow organ music</line>
  <line start="4694" end="4696" speaker="sfx">DA <span style="visibility:hidden">DA DA... DA-DA!</span></line>
  <line start="4697" end="4700" speaker="sfx">DA DA <span style="visibility:hidden">DA... DA-DA!</span></line>
  <line start="4701" end="4706" speaker="sfx">DA DA DA... <span style="visibility:hidden">DA-DA!</span></line>
  <line start="4707" end="4709" speaker="sfx">DA DA DA... DA-<span style="visibility:hidden">DA!</span></line>
  <line start="4710" end="4728" speaker="sfx">DA DA DA... DA-DA!</line>
  <line start="4752" end="4804" speaker="homestar">Hey, Homestar! I really like your Carrot Top costume.</line>
  <line start="4805" end="4849" speaker="homestar">I'm not Carrot Top! I'm Crocodile Dundee!</line>
  <line start="4863" end="4880" speaker="strongsad">Hey, Strong Bad,</line>
  <line start="4881" end="4930" speaker="strongsad">what's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?</line>
  <line start="4930" end="4948" speaker="strongbad">Uh, I don't know.</line>
  <line start="4949" end="5004" speaker="strongbad">I just saw this sassy planet on the cover of one of your stupid books and thought it looked cool.</line>
  <line start="5005" end="5058" speaker="strongsad">Say it, say it! Oh, ohhh!</line>
  <line start="5073" end="5133" speaker="homestar">Hey Strong Sad. Nice Ma Fratelli costume.</line>
  <line start="5147" end="5172" speaker="kingoftown">Good news, everyone!</line>
  <line start="5173" end="5217" speaker="kingoftown">Turns out that wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain!</line>
  <line start="5234" end="5280" speaker="coachz">Yoooooooooor gorble gorble!</line>
  <line start="5296" end="5303" speaker="bubs">Grab <span style="visibility:hidden">them cakes!</span></line>
  <line start="5304" end="5311" speaker="bubs">Grab them <span style="visibility:hidden">cakes!</span></line>
  <line start="5312" end="5320" speaker="bubs">Grab them cakes!</line>
  <line start="5321" end="5350" speaker="coachz">Aaawwww, is that all you do?</line>
  <line start="5365" end="5400" speaker="homestar">Ah, my little pride and joy.</line>
  <line start="5401" end="5450" speaker="homestar">It's really starting to concern me that you keep dressing up as dudes.</line>
  <line start="5468" end="5527" speaker="strongbad">King of Town, would you like to justify your dressing up as Hello Kitty this year?</line>
  <line start="5527" end="5570" speaker="kingoftown">Sure, I dressed up as my favorite candy.</line>
  <line start="5571" end="5610" speaker="strongbad">Umm, I'm pretty sure those were erasers.</line>
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