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<strongbad>Got booths set up and lookin' good...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>So, The Cheat.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Yeah, I'll see it when I believe it.</strongbad>
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<homestar>I can walk by!</homestar>
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<homestar>Here, watch!</homestar>
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<homestar>watch!</homestar>
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<strongbad>So, by the way, The Cheat.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>So, by the way The Cheat,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>What are "gamertags"?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>what are gamertags?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>So, us hanging out selling gamertags is a front for us plain ol' hanging out.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>So,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>us hanging out selling gamertags is a front for us plain ol' hanging out.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Look, I don't know where The Cheat got 500 bucks</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Look,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I don't know where The Cheat got 500 bucks</strongbad>
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<strongsad>It's not called TrogdorCon and it's 2005!</strongsad>
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<strongbad>It might be for you, but...<span style="visibility:hidden">you're...a butt.</span></strongbad>
 
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Revision as of 03:02, 9 April 2008

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<strongbad>All right, so here we are at TrogdorCon!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Got booths set up and lookin' good</strongbad>
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<strongbad>So, The Cheat</strongbad>
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<strongbad>these cons...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>what exactly is gonna go on here?</strongbad>
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<thecheat>cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>Geeks and nerds?!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>That doesn't sound like anything I wanna be a part of!</strongbad>
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<thecheat>cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>Ladies in skimpy sci-fi costumes?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>That sounds like <i>everything</i> I wanna be a part of!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Are you sure they're in the same place as the geeks and nerds?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>That doesn't make any sense.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Ladies in skimpy outfits should be hanging out with me...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>and to a lesser degree, football players and rappers.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Not geeks, nerds, or any of their smelly brethren.</strongbad>
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<thecheat>cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>Yeah, I'll see it when I believe it.</strongbad>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<homestar>Oooh, Booth 101!</homestar>
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<homestar>My favorite booth!</homestar>
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<homestar>Hey, guess who I'm supposed to be!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Um...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Homestar Runner?</strongbad>
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<homestar>Hey, you got it!</homestar>
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<homestar>First try!</homestar>
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<homestar>Was it my star or propeller cap that gave it away?</homestar>
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<strongbad>It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Yeah, I guess I do have one of those.</homestar>
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<homestar>Hey, what kind of cool stuff do you guys have here?</homestar>
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<homestar>Got any pewter figurines, or maybe some magna?</homestar>
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<strongbad>Nope, just hangin' out.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Seeing what walks by.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh oh,</homestar>
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<homestar>I can walk by!</homestar>
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<homestar>Here,</homestar>
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<homestar>watch!</homestar>
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<homestar>Left, right, left, right, right, right, no—left, right, left, right. </homestar>
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<strongbad>So, by the way The Cheat,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>what are gamertags?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>And why do we have boxes of them behind us?</strongbad>
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<thecheat>cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>So we're not really selling gamertags?</strongbad>
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<thecheat>cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>What're we really gonna be selling?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Some of those <i>million sided dies</i>?</strongbad>
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<thecheat>cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>So,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>us hanging out selling gamertags is a front for us plain ol' hanging out.</strongbad>
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<thecheat>cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>The Cheat, you're a genius!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I don't pay you enough!</strongbad>
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<thecheat>angry cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>Oh right,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I don't pay you at all.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>That's what I meant to say.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Now let's kick back and see if we can't summon some skimpily-clad ladies to ye olde gamertag booth.</strongbad>
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<sfx>sound of an alpine horn</sfx>
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<strongbad>Oh! Where'd you get that bad boy?</strongbad>
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<thecheat>cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>Booth 709, huh?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I'll have to go check that out!</strongbad>
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<thecheat>cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>They've got axes and swords!?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Man, this con just keeps gettin' better all the time!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Oh, and we've hit a snag.</strongbad>
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<strongsad>What are you guys doing here?</strongsad>
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<strongbad>Hangin' out.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Don't tell nobody, but secretly we're really just hangin' out.</strongbad>
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<strongsad>But didn't it cost money to get a booth?</strongsad>
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<strongbad>Look,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I don't know where The Cheat got 500 bucks</strongbad>
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<strongbad>or where your missing 500 bucks is.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>All I know is that we're hanging out here at TrogdorCon '97!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Or in your case,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Trog-<i>dork-on</i> '97.</strongbad>
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<strongsad>It's not called TrogdorCon and it's 2005!</strongsad>
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<strongbad>It might be for you, but</strongbad>
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<strongbad>you're... a butt.</strongbad>
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<strongsad>That's a good 'un, Strong Bad.</strongsad>
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<strongsad>Okay, I'm gonna go buy some anime!</strongsad>
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<strongbad>It's called Japanimation!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>...Least it was last time I checked,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>which was 1987.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I don't know about all this, The Cheat.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Maybe it's time we filled up that horn of yours with pea soup</strongbad>
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<strongbad>and tried to shoot it all the way over to that Godzilla guy's booth.</strongbad>
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<sfx>sound of an alpine horn</sfx>
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<strongbad>Hey, loincloth,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>please to be putting on more clothes...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Ugh...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>like five or six...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>more clothes...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Oh, what's up, ironic costume?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I suppose you think you're cooler than everyone here!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Well guess what:</strongbad>
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<strongbad><i>You're also here.</i></strongbad>
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<strongbad>At the comic book convention.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I never thought I'd see the day where a tattoo was a bad thing,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>but you madam, have shown me the light.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Just for fun I think I'm gonna start throwing boxes of gamertags at dudes wearin' kilts.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>The fact that your costume is accurate down to the tiniest detail</strongbad>
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<strongbad>does not change the fact that that TV show <i>sucked</i>.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Man if I see another person in a diaper— </strongbad>
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<strongbad>Oh, hello Rotunda!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Your physique certainly merits you wearing that leather bikini and fishnet hose.</strongbad>
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<kingoftown>Ohhh, somebody picked the wrong authorized Godzilla reseller to mess with today!</kingoftown>
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