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<line start="16" end="57" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad! </line>
<line start="58" end="73" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line>
<line start="74" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So!</line>
<line start="89" end="105" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="106" end="132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="147" end="196" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. </line>
<line start="197" end="229" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. </line>
<line start="235" end="289" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.</line>
<line start="290" end="302" speaker="tompkins" voiceover="voiceover">Awww, peas!</line>
<line start="303" end="322" speaker="cheerleader">Y'hear that girls??</line>
<line start="323" end="346" speaker="whatsherface">Pizza belongs in a triangle!</line>
<line start="347" end="382" speaker="soandso">That Tompkins is SUCH a renegade!</line>
<line start="383" end="421" speaker="cheerleader">No yous guys! The battle of the bands!</line>
<line start="422" end="444" speaker="cheerleader">We can form a band and become...</line>
<line start="445" end="473" speaker="all">WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!</line>
<line start="478" end="511" speaker="theuglyone">Worldwide starlets get much boys!</line>
<line start="517" end="536" speaker="cheerleader">Or so I have read. </line>
<line start="537" end="577" speaker="cheerleader">Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.</line>
<line start="578" end="606" speaker="whatsherface">Can I not get stuck playing bass?</line>
<line start="607" end="624"><cheerleader>NO WAY!!</cheerleader><soandso>NO WAY!!</soandso><theuglyone>NO WAY!!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="629" end="658" speaker="soandso">We'll be called "Smartly Pretty".</line>
<line start="659" end="680" speaker="cheerleader">Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh!</line>
<line start="681" end="691" speaker="cheerleader" volume="0.9">No.</line>
<line start="692" end="712" speaker="cheerleader">We're called "Kissy Boots"!</line>
<line start="713" end="758" speaker="soandso">We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!</line>
<line start="759" end="781" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">After school!</line>
<line start="782" end="816" speaker="cheerleader">Your step mom has questionable taste.</line>
<line start="822" end="848" speaker="whatsherface">And like a million jogging suits.</line>
<line start="853" end="882" speaker="other">YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!</line>
<line start="887" end="914" speaker="cheerleader">Yes Mrs. So-and-so... </line>
<line start="915" end="926" speaker="cheerleader">Yes Mrs. So-and-so...-erson.</line>
<line start="927" end="948" speaker="soandso">Count us off, The Ugly One.</line>
<line start="951" end="972" speaker="theuglyone">One, two, three and a four.</line>
<line start="980" end="1008" speaker="cheerleader">Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! </line>
<line start="1009" end="1039" speaker="cheerleader">We're Kissy Boots and nice to meetcha!</line>
<line start="1040" end="1072" speaker="cheerleader">Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha!</line>
<line start="1073" end="1103" speaker="cheerleader">Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!</line>
<line start="1104" end="1127" speaker="theuglyone">16 hour drum solo!</line>
<line start="1128" end="1173" speaker="theuglyone" sfx="sfx">makes drum noises</line>
<line start="1174" end="1195" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">FLOOR TOMMED!!!!</line>
<line start="1196" end="1219" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">STEP-MOMMED!!!</line>
<line start="1220" end="1236" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">POM-POMMED??</line>
<line start="1237" end="1259" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">BATTLE OF THE BANDS!</line>
<line start="1260" end="1300" speaker="announcer">Alright, give it up for "Fatty's Big Chance."</line>
<line start="1301" end="1314" speaker="other">Pick it up! Pick it up! </line>
<line start="1315" end="1324" speaker="other">Hup! Hup! </line>
<line start="1325" end="1339" speaker="other">Pick it up! Pick it up!</line>
<line start="1340" end="1366" speaker="announcer">Next up is "Kissyboots".</line>
<line start="1367" end="1385" speaker="cheerleader">Where is So and So? </line>
<line start="1386" end="1417" speaker="cheerleader">We can't play the hits without her!</line>
<line start="1418" end="1464" speaker="soandso">I'm going with that gloomy keyboardist look I keep hearing about!</line>
<line start="1465" end="1509" speaker="other">KRA'AGH! KLEET'OH BRANGH CHE'EKOH TAGHQ?</line>
<line start="1510" end="1543" speaker="soandso">My autograph? Why sure!</line>
<line start="1544" end="1568" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">TWELVE SIDED DIED!!</line>
<line start="1569" end="1589" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, that's rough.</line>
<line start="1590" end="1617" speaker="cheerleader">I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass. </line>
<line start="1618" end="1638" speaker="cheerleader">One, two, three, and a four!</line>
<line start="1639" end="1718" speaker="sfx">rock music</line>
<line start="1719" end="1746" speaker="whatsherface">My bass feels seaworthy.</line>
<line start="1747" end="1758" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">makes chomping noise</line>
<line start="1759" end="1789" speaker="whatsherface">OW! My most of me!!</line>
<line start="1790" end="1813" speaker="cheerleader">Dis my new backup band... </line>
<line start="1814" end="1827" speaker="cheerleader">A shark. </line>
<line start="1828" end="1848" speaker="cheerleader">One, two, three, and a four!</line>
<line start="1849" end="1879" speaker="cheerleader" voiceover="voiceover">It's over! It's over! </line>
<line start="1880" end="1902" speaker="cheerleader" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad says it's over! </line>
<line start="1903" end="1932" speaker="cheerleader" voiceover="voiceover">It's over! It's over! </line>
<line start="1933" end="1959" speaker="cheerleader" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody died 'cept me!!</line>
<line start="1960" end="1968" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">makes chomping noise</line>
<line start="1969" end="1986" speaker="cheerleader" voiceover="voiceover">Aw, crap! </line>
<line start="1996" end="2027" speaker="tompkins">Aw, come on prinicpal Strong Bad. </line>
<line start="2028" end="2060" speaker="tompkins">I only stole ONE Sega tape! </line>
<line start="2061" end="2081" speaker="strongbad">That's just it, Tompkins... </line>
<line start="2082" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">You could have stolen UPWARDS of one Sega tape. </line>
<line start="2123" end="2141" speaker="tompkins">Awww PEAS! </line>
<line start="2142" end="2168" speaker="strongbad">Kid, I think you're gonna turn out... </line>
<line start="2169" end="2186" speaker="strongbad">HAAAALL</line>
<line start="2187" end="2201" speaker="strongbad">HAAAALL right!</line>
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