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<line start="16" end="59" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teeny tiny girl squad! </line>
<line start="60" end="72" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line>
<line start="73" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So!</line>
<line start="89" end="101" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="102" end="124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="125" end="134" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And... </line>
<line start="135" end="165" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Tompkins.</line>
<line start="172" end="186"><soandso>Ooncha, ooncha,</soandso><theuglyone>Ooncha, ooncha,</theuglyone></line>
<line start="187" end="203"><soandso>one-two-three-cha</soandso> <theuglyone>one-two-three-cha</theuglyone></line>
<line start="204" end="235"><soandso>Leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a.</soandso> <theuglyone>Leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. </theuglyone></line>
<line start="236" end="266"><soandso>Brush your teeth, comb your hair,</soandso> <theuglyone>Brush your teeth, comb your hair,</theuglyone> </line>
<line start="267" end="290"><soandso>I saw Tompkins in his under-</soandso><theuglyone>I saw Tompkins in his under-</theuglyone></line>
<line start="291" end="321"><soandso>Where are you going, what are you doing,</soandso> <theuglyone>Where are you going, what are you doing, </theuglyone></line>
<line start="322" end="341"><soandso>how do you be so short?</soandso><theuglyone>how do you be so short?</theuglyone></line>
<line start="351" end="357" speaker="theuglyone">One Inch!</line>
<line start="358" end="365" speaker="soandso">Two Inch!</line>
<line start="366" end="373" speaker="theuglyone">Three Inch!</line>
<line start="374" end="380" speaker="soandso">Four Inch!</line>
<line start="387" end="416" speaker="theuglyone">Um, that's as high as I can count.</line>
<line start="421" end="447" speaker="whatsherface">I can count to G!</line>
<line start="451" end="462" speaker="cheerleader">That's nothing. </line>
<line start="463" end="488" speaker="cheerleader">I can count to purple backwards!</line>
<line start="498" end="516" speaker="whatsherface">Here comes Tompkins.</line>
<line start="520" end="539" speaker="tompkins">Listen up, you undapants! </line>
<line start="543" end="556" speaker="tompkins">Who wants to get... </line>
<line start="557" end="570" speaker="tompkins">Hogtied, <span style="visibility: hidden;">and pushed down into some snakewater?</span></line>
<line start="571" end="584" speaker="tompkins">Hogtied, and pushed down <span style="visibility: hidden;">into some snakewater?</span></line>
<line start="585" end="597" speaker="tompkins">Hogtied, and pushed down into <span style="visibility: hidden;">some snakewater?</span></line>
<line start="598" end="612" speaker="tompkins">Hogtied, and pushed down into some snakewater?</line>
<line start="613" end="638" speaker="theuglyone">Tompkins, how do you be so short?</line>
<line start="645" end="668" speaker="tompkins">Heck, I'm taller than you.</line>
<line start="672" end="695"><cheerleader>TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!</cheerleader><soandso>TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!</soandso><whatsherface>TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!</whatsherface><theuglyone>TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="696" end="715" speaker="tompkins">Waaaahh!</line>
<line start="716" end="732" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">AGGH-! </line>
<line start="733" end="757" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">GRAGH-! </line>
<line start="758" end="773" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A- he died somehow.</line>
<line start="774" end="799" speaker="whatsherface">Tompkins crinkled when he walked.</line>
<line start="800" end="836" speaker="soandso">Poor guy never made it out of training pants.</line>
<line start="837" end="858" speaker="cheerleader">Whatta you kiddos think of my...</line>
<line start="859" end="890" speaker="cheerleader">VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!</line>
<line start="891" end="919" speaker="soandso">Looks like you dropped it in the sand.</line>
<line start="920" end="948" speaker="cheerleader">No, I just dipped it in salt!</line>
<line start="949" end="968" speaker="whatsherface">That's grosser than gross.</line>
<line start="969" end="998" speaker="cheerleader">Yeah? Well, my house has a hundred bafrooms!</line>
<line start="999" end="1020" speaker="soandso">You mean your parent's house?</line>
<line start="1021" end="1041" speaker="theuglyone">You mean two bafrooms?</line>
<line start="1042" end="1055" speaker="cheerleader">NO! IT'S MINE! <span style="visibility: hidden;">IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!</span></line>
<line start="1056" end="1068" speaker="cheerleader">NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! <span style="visibility: hidden;">SHUT IT OFF!!</span></line>
<line start="1069" end="1080" speaker="cheerleader">NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!</line>
<line start="1081" end="1107" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">coughs and sputters</line>
<line start="1108" end="1125" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Squished.</line>
<line start="1126" end="1148" speaker="soandso">She led a full life.</line>
<line start="1149" end="1178" speaker="whatsherface">She led a full <em>stomach</em>.</line>
<line start="1179" end="1200" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">BRRRIIINNNG!</line>
<line start="1201" end="1228"><soandso>NAPTIME!!</soandso><whatsherface>NAPTIME!!</whatsherface><theuglyone>NAPTIME!!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="1229" end="1257" speaker="theuglyone">Thanks Mrs. Commander<span style="visibility: hidden;">son.</span></line>
<line start="1258" end="1266" speaker="theuglyone">Thanks Mrs. Commanderson.</line>
<line start="1267" end="1284" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">screechs</line>
<line start="1297" end="1329" speaker="all">Look at how much we've grown!</line>
<line start="1364" end="1378" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">IT'S OVER!!</line>
<line start="1387" end="1421" speaker="other">Class, please welcome our new student. </line>
<line start="1422" end="1448" speaker="other">He's from foreign lands. </line>
<line start="1449" end="1484" speaker="whatsherface">I think I have a chance with this guy!</line>
<line start="1494" end="1517" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Mrs Commanderson!</line>
<line start="1518" end="1549" speaker="singers">She's some kind of bird reptile!</line>
<line start="1550" end="1580" speaker="singers">And she teaches pre-K!</line>
<line start="1581" end="1599" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">screeches</line>
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