Subtitles:tgs3/en

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<line start="16" end="57" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad! </line>
<line start="58" end="73" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader! </line>
<line start="74" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So! </line>
<line start="89" end="105" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face! </line>
<line start="106" end="132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="137" end="164" speaker="cheerleader">Listen gals, if we want to look—</line>
<line start="165" end="173"><soandso>So goo—</soandso><whatsherface>So goo—</whatsherface><theuglyone>So goo—</theuglyone></line>
<line start="174" end="216" speaker="cheerleader">—we've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!</line>
<line start="217" end="240" speaker="soandso">I am SO there.</line>
<line start="241" end="267" speaker="cheerleader">We three can go to the mall.</line>
<line start="268" end="311" speaker="cheerleader">What's Her Face, you can go to a thrift store...</line>
<line start="312" end="326" speaker="cheerleader">Or junkyard.</line>
<line start="344" end="363" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Brrrow!</line>
<line start="367" end="392" speaker="soandso">Before we shop, how about some </line>
<line start="393" end="414" speaker="soandso">PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?</line>
<line start="419" end="447" speaker="theuglyone">Three spring rolls, please.</line>
<line start="448" end="464" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">MSG'D!!</line>
<line start="465" end="498" speaker="theuglyone">Ow! My stomach lining!</line>
<line start="499" end="528" speaker="cheerleader">We'll worry about that one later.</line>
<line start="556" end="593" speaker="whatsherface">These clothes smell like grandmas.</line>
<line start="599" end="607" speaker="soandso">Ready gals? </line>
<line start="612" end="640" speaker="soandso">This outfit...so good or no good?</line>
<line start="644" end="658"><cheerleader>SO GOOD!</cheerleader><theuglyone>SO GOOD!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="669" end="697" speaker="theuglyone">My stomach feels better!</line>
<line start="700" end="734" speaker="cheerleader">I'm going for a whole new style!</line>
<line start="737" end="753"><soandso>NO GOOD!</soandso><theuglyone>NO GOOD!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="756" end="793" speaker="cheerleader">Well, I think it's hella tight. </line>
<line start="794" end="816" speaker="cheerleader">And you guys need boyfriends.</line>
<line start="821" end="847"><soandso>That's true.</soandso><theuglyone>That's true.</theuglyone></line>
<line start="852" end="874" speaker="whatsherface">I'm walking home from the thrift store.</line>
<line start="878" end="898" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Possums...</line>
<line start="904" end="929" speaker="cheerleader">My card is totally maxed!</line>
<line start="938" end="948" speaker="theuglyone">True dat.</line>
<line start="949" end="960" speaker="soandso">True that.</line>
<line start="967" end="983" speaker="cheerleader">What's your problem?</line>
<line start="984" end="998" speaker="whatsherface">I met a possum.</line>
<line start="999" end="1015" speaker="soandso">Good for you. </line>
<line start="1016" end="1051" speaker="soandso">Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS!! </line>
<line start="1052" end="1069" speaker="soandso">Ready?</line>
<line start="1070" end="1086"><cheerleader>POSE!!</cheerleader><soandso>POSE!!</soandso><theuglyone>POSE!!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="1087" end="1103" speaker="whatsherface">My blood hurts.</line>
<line start="1104" end="1134" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Teen Girl Squad! </line>
<line start="1135" end="1180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen! </line>
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