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<line start="22" end="57" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad!</line>
<line start="58" end="73" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line>
<line start="74" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So!</line>
<line start="89" end="105" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="106" end="126" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="130" end="153" speaker="cheerleader">Oh boy, girls...</line>
<line start="154" end="166" speaker="cheerleader">Boys!</line>
<line start="170" end="193" speaker="whatsherface">Uh, what about them?</line>
<line start="196" end="227" speaker="cheerleader">Nothing really. I just like to say the word.</line>
<line start="232" end="247" speaker="cheerleader">Boys.</line>
<line start="248" end="278" speaker="theuglyone">Last day of school, my better looking sistas!</line>
<line start="279" end="311" speaker="theuglyone">And that means it's YEARBOOK DA</line>
<line start="312" end="336" speaker="all">LEMME SEE MY PICTURE! LEMME SEE MY PICTURE!</line>
<line start="337" end="353" speaker="cheerleader">Gimme that jank.</line>
<line start="354" end="402" speaker="cheerleader">Here I am, right between Cheerladder and Cheerlubber.</line>
<line start="403" end="426" speaker="cheerleader">Ugh. I look terrible.</line>
<line start="427" end="491" speaker="cheerleader" voiceover="voiceover">I can't believe they scheduled school pictures for the same day as tape-a-dead-thing-to-your-face day.</line>
<line start="497" end="523" speaker="cheerleader" voiceover="voiceover">That finch was hard to kill.</line>
<line start="524" end="554" speaker="soandso">Before I can dabble in any yearbookery...</line>
<line start="555" end="585" speaker="soandso">I have some final exams to ACE!!</line>
<line start="586" end="603" speaker="soandso">Scantron armor...</line>
<line start="604" end="624" speaker="soandso">ASSEMBLE!!</line>
<line start="625" end="649" speaker="soandso">NUMBER 2 PENCIL!</line>
<line start="650" end="666" speaker="soandso">SCRATCH PAPER!</line>
<line start="667" end="686" speaker="soandso">HEALTHY BREAKFAST!</line>
<line start="687" end="706" speaker="soandso">COMFORTABLE CLOTHES!</line>
<line start="707" end="724" speaker="soandso">And I'll form...</line>
<line start="725" end="738" speaker="soandso">The HEAD!</line>
<line start="751" end="762" speaker="scifigreg">Ugh.</line>
<line start="763" end="797" speaker="scifigreg">That design looks nothing like the comic books.</line>
<line start="798" end="832" speaker="scifigreg">Doesn't canon mean anything to these people?</line>
<line start="836" end="867" speaker="other">Here's your final exam class...</line>
<line start="868" end="880" speaker="other">It's a ditto.</line>
<line start="881" end="896" speaker="soandso">A DITTO?!</line>
<line start="897" end="953" speaker="soandso">But Mrs. Frillsneck, I studied for a standardized test!</line>
<line start="954" end="1001" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Scantron vs MimeogWrath!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1043" speaker="soandso">DIXON TICONDEROGA LAZER BLADE ATTACK!</line>
<line start="1044" end="1081" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">HYPER TURBO FILL IN THE BLANK BARRAGE!!</line>
<line start="1082" end="1128" speaker="soandso">AHH! My secret weakness!!</line>
<line start="1134" end="1174" speaker="cheerleader">I can't believe we have to dress out for our P.E. exam.</line>
<line start="1175" end="1209" speaker="cheerleader">I'm so tired of washing this uniform every day.</line>
<line start="1216" end="1284" speaker="theuglyone">Yes... washing... them... ever</line>
<line start="1285" end="1297" speaker="whatsherface">—ryday!</line>
<line start="1301" end="1322" speaker="other">Okie dokie ladygals.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1404" speaker="other">Your physical education final exam consists of me not making any misinterpreted remarks about the length of your shorts</line>
<line start="1405" end="1424" speaker="other">And you doing a single push-up.</line>
<line start="1425" end="1435" speaker="all">NO!!!</line>
<line start="1442" end="1473" speaker="other">Hey great work! You all get A's!!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1492" speaker="cheerleader">Thank groodness.</line>
<line start="1493" end="1524" speaker="cheerleader">Sweating is against several of my religions!</line>
<line start="1525" end="1547" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">TOWEL BOY'D!!</line>
<line start="1548" end="1555" speaker="other">Hey!</line>
<line start="1556" end="1585" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, excuse me.</line>
<line start="1586" end="1612" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">TEAM MANAGER'D.</line>
<line start="1613" end="1624" speaker="other">Stats!</line>
<line start="1625" end="1686" speaker="whatsherface">I'll go ahead and clean out my locker I 'spooooooooose.</line>
<line start="1687" end="1702" speaker="whatsherface">Old papers...</line>
<line start="1703" end="1721" speaker="whatsherface">Old pencils...</line>
<line start="1722" end="1737" speaker="whatsherface">Old person...</line>
<line start="1738" end="1768" speaker="other">I left a check for last month's rent on the table!</line>
<line start="1769" end="1789" speaker="whatsherface">See you in September!</line>
<line start="1790" end="1806" speaker="whatsherface">Ooh. Whats this?</line>
<line start="1807" end="1850" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">REVENGE OF THE CROSS COUNTRY BOOSTER CLUB BAKESALE!!</line>
<line start="1854" end="1881" speaker="other">Tastes like 9 minute miles!</line>
<line start="1886" end="1933" speaker="theuglyone">I can't believe I was voted most prettiest.</line>
<line start="1934" end="1982" speaker="other">Heh heh heh senior prank, senior prank. Heh heh senior prank.</line>
<line start="1983" end="2004" speaker="theuglyone">Oooooh.</line>
<line start="2005" end="2037" speaker="other">Naw really. You wanna be my girlfriend?</line>
<line start="2038" end="2053" speaker="theuglyone">I'd love to!</line>
<line start="2054" end="2079" speaker="other">Heh heh heh senior prank, senior prank. Senior prank, heh.</line>
<line start="2080" end="2092" speaker="theuglyone">Oooooh.</line>
<line start="2093" end="2110" speaker="other">Want this diamond ring?</line>
<line start="2111" end="2123" speaker="theuglyone">Of course!</line>
<line start="2124" end="2139" speaker="other">Senior prank heh heh heh.</line>
<line start="2140" end="2160" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">COME UPPENCE!</line>
<line start="2161" end="2184" speaker="other">Something got dumped on us!</line>
<line start="2185" end="2203" speaker="other">We'll never live it down!</line>
<line start="2204" end="2240" speaker="other">Our reputations are ruined!</line>
<line start="2241" end="2254" speaker="theuglyone">Quarterman!</line>
<line start="2257" end="2327" speaker="other">Ugly One, all this time I was looking around, and you weren't right there in front of me.</line>
<line start="2330" end="2342" speaker="other">But I realized</line>
<line start="2343" end="2361" speaker="other">when I was looking around</line>
<line start="2362" end="2392" speaker="other">that you were right there in front of me</line>
<line start="2393" end="2414" speaker="other">all this time</line>
<line start="2415" end="2428" speaker="other">Ugly One.</line>
<line start="2429" end="2462" speaker="theuglyone">That makes so much sense!!</line>
<line start="2463" end="2497" speaker="other">Will you accompany me to the end credits?</line>
<line start="2498" end="2528" speaker="theuglyone">I'd love to!!</line>
<line start="2529" end="2552" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's over!</line>
<line start="2553" end="2626" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy.</line>
<line start="2627" end="2656" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's over!</line>
<line start="2657" end="2739" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And they all make fun of you, but they got stuff dumped on top of them.</line>
<line start="2740" end="2766" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's over!</line>
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