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  <line start="20" end="59" speaker="strongbad">Check your e-mail, and check your e-mail.</line>
  <line start="62" end="109" speaker="strongbad">Check-check your e-e-mail, and check-check your-your e-e-e-mail-mail.</line>
  <line start="115" end="165" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I just wondering, if you had a chance to make your town different,</line>
  <line start="166" end="213" speaker="strongbad">what would you do? Sincerley, Steven, Wolksvagen."</line>
  <line start="220" end="253" speaker="strongbad">Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes, eh Steven?</line>
  <line start="257" end="277" speaker="strongbad">That sounds like a pretty good- wait.</line>
  <line start="280" end="296" speaker="strongbad">What did your e-mail say again?</line>
  <line start="304" end="340" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" volume="0.8">mumbles</line>
  <line start="341" end="360" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Oh. Sorry.</line>
  <line start="367" end="386" speaker="strongbad">Make the town different, eh, Steven?</line>
  <line start="387" end="410" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll,</line>
  <line start="415" end="429" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Poopsmith, he could talk.</line>
  <line start="430" end="438" speaker="poopsmith">Hello!</line>
  <line start="439" end="449" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And Marzipan would rock.</line>
  <line start="450" end="459" speaker="sfx">guitar riff</line>
  <line start="460" end="476" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the stick would be this big ol' tree</line>
  <line start="477" end="487" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that'd try to eat everyone</line>
  <line start="488" end="506" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">except The Cheat and me.</line>
  <line start="507" end="515" speaker="strongmad">And me!</line>
  <line start="516" end="522" speaker="strongbad">We'll see.</line>
  <line start="523" end="549" speaker="strongbad">And the King of Town would be underground in a</line>
  <line start="550" end="564" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">box filled up with peas.</line>
  <line start="565" end="582" speaker="kingoftown">I hate peas!</line>
  <line start="583" end="590" speaker="strongbad">I know!</line>
  <line start="600" end="622" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Bubs would give away flame throwers</line>
  <line start="623" end="652" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills.</line>
  <line start="653" end="663" speaker="bubs">Imitation chocolate!</line>
  <line start="664" end="686" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And my stupid baby brother</line>
  <line start="692" end="732" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">would've been born with horns and a tail</line>
  <line start="733" end="743" speaker="strongsad">I'm evil.</line>
  <line start="746" end="764" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Coach Z would wear this cool jacket.</line>
  <line start="764" end="770" speaker="coachz">Check it out, yo!</line>
  <line start="771" end="785" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And Homestar just couldn't hack it.</line>
  <line start="786" end="790" speaker="homestar">I quit!</line>
  <line start="793" end="808" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all,</line>
  <line start="809" end="835" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">'cept he'd look like an ABA Basketball...</line>
  <line start="836" end="860" speaker="strongbad">...2, 3, 4...</line>
  <line start="861" end="882" speaker="strongbad">And this little weirdo</line>
  <line start="890" end="941" speaker="strongbad">would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times.</line>
  <line start="942" end="974" speaker="strongbad">You know, the kind that are only sorta hot</line>
  <line start="976" end="1033" speaker="strongbad">so they don't mess around with other guys!</line>
  <line start="1040" end="1048" speaker="homsar" sfx="sfx">wails</line>
  <line start="1049" end="1085" speaker="homsar">I'm forever your girl!</line>
  <line start="1086" end="1149" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">massive applause</line>
  <line start="1150" end="1170" speaker="strongbad">Thank you! Thank you!</line>
  <line start="1171" end="1177" speaker="strongbad">All right.</line>
  <line start="1184" end="1249" speaker="strongbad">This next one is the 14th song on my 42nd album.</line>
  <line start="1250" end="1259" speaker="strongbad">It's called...</line>
  <line start="1260" end="1270" speaker="strongsad">Hey, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="1273" end="1295" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa! Can it be true?</line>
  <line start="1300" end="1315" speaker="strongbad">Homestar Runner calls it quits?</line>
  <line start="1318" end="1342" speaker="strongbad">The King of Town pea-buried alive?</line>
  <line start="1348" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">The Poopsmith speaketh?</line>
  <line start="1371" end="1400" speaker="strongsad">No! Calm down, spaz.</line>
  <line start="1405" end="1460" speaker="strongsad">I'm going to the "Clash of the Titans" con dressed up as Calibos, remember?</line>
  <line start="1460" end="1507" speaker="strongsad">I was just gonna ask if you still wanted that bust of Bubo.</line>
  <line start="1514" end="1568" speaker="strongbad">Oh, right! Of course. Uh...</line>
  <line start="1579" end="1590" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I still want the bust of Bubo.</line>
  <line start="1600" end="1658" speaker="strongsad">Okay, bye, weirdo. What are you standing on that stool for anyway?</line>
  <line start="1662" end="1721" speaker="strongbad">For your information, I was... checking on the lights, Strong Sad.</line>
  <line start="1729" end="1780" speaker="strongbad">We got that recessed lighting, you know. Yep, everything looks great.</line>
  <line start="1781" end="1807" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, things would be different alright.</line>
  <line start="1810" end="1850" speaker="strongbad">Though I'm a little disappointed in what I came up with for Homsar.</line>
  <line start="1856" end="1878" speaker="strongbad">Modestly hot, my eye!</line>
  <line start="1886" end="1910" speaker="strongbad">I think my imagination's broke.</line>
  <line start="1920" end="1949" speaker="strongbad">Let me try and think up the best thing ever.</line>
  <line start="1950" end="1970" speaker="strongbad">Uh... <span style="visibility:hidden">beef... stew.</span></line>
  <line start="1971" end="1999" speaker="strongbad">Uh... beef... <span style="visibility:hidden">stew.</span></line>
  <line start="2000" end="2019" speaker="strongbad">Uh... beef... stew.</line>
  <line start="2020" end="2070" speaker="strongbad">Yep, it's busted alright. I'm gonna go... <span style="visibility:hidden">place.</span></line>
  <line start="2071" end="2082" speaker="strongbad">Yep, it's busted alright. I'm gonna go... place.</line>
  <line start="2094" end="2104" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
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