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     <line start="15" end="52" speaker="strongbad">Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!</line>
     <line start="15" end="52" speaker="strongbad">Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!</line>
     <line start="58" end="106" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Do you ever go over to The King of Town's place for dinner?</line>
     <line start="58" end="106" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Do you ever go over to The King of Town's place for dinner?</line>

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    <line start="15" end="52" speaker="strongbad">Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!</line>
    <line start="58" end="106" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Do you ever go over to The King of Town's place for dinner?</line>
    <line start="107" end="150" speaker="strongbad">If so, what's it like? Chris Ann Arbor, Mish-EE-gan"</line>
    <line start="156" end="194" speaker="strongbad">Well, Chris Ann, I hate to admit it but uh, yeah,</line>
    <line start="198" end="236" speaker="strongbad">there was this one time when I went over to The King of Town's castle.</line>
    <line start="242" end="297" speaker="strongbad">Seems I placed a bet with one Homestar Runner some Tuesday night.</line>
    <line start="305" end="330" speaker="strongbad">So, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.</line>
    <line start="333" end="382" speaker="strongbad">Let me get this uh-straight: You're betting me that you're cool.</line>
    <line start="383" end="395" speaker="homestar">Yep, I'm cool.</line>
    <line start="398" end="457" speaker="strongbad">And if you're not cool, you have to change your name to Kevin DuBrow.</line>
    <line start="462" end="509" speaker="strongbad">But if you are cool, I gotta spend the night over at The King of Town's? </line>
    <line start="513" end="544" speaker="homestar">That's the deal, man. The total deal.</line>
    <line start="549" end="564" speaker="strongbad">You're goin' down, son.</line>
    <line start="567" end="577" speaker="homestar">No ways.</line>
    <line start="580" end="604" speaker="strongbad">All right! Let's see you be's cool.</line>
    <line start="650" end="661" speaker="homestar">'Sup?</line>
    <line start="670" end="685" speaker="strongbad">Oh, crap!</line>
    <line start="692" end="700" speaker="sfx">doorbell rings</line>
    <line start="716" end="731" speaker="kingoftown">Come on in.</line>
    <line start="742" end="754" speaker="strongbad">Is the coast clear?</line>
    <line start="756" end="776" speaker="kingoftown">The coast is toast!</line>
    <line start="786" end="815" speaker="strongbad">All right, let's get this over with!</line>
    <line start="847" end="902" speaker="kingoftown">So here's all my foodstuffs. You want some Pork Snagglins?</line>
    <line start="906" end="934" speaker="kingoftown">Or a can of Butter-da or anything?</line>
    <line start="938" end="976" speaker="strongbad">King, I think that stuff's for automotive use only.</line>
    <line start="978" end="1011" speaker="kingoftown">It's possible. Ooh! And check it out!</line>
    <line start="1012" end="1076" speaker="kingoftown">This is my 200-pound bag of Awwww Gratin potatoes! It's an '83!</line>
    <line start="1079" end="1137" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, that sucks. Look, do you have any video games or, like, R-rated movies?</line>
    <line start="1139" end="1205" speaker="kingoftown">I have <em>a</em> video game. It's the stand-up kind even! Like from an arcade.</line>
    <line start="1206" end="1255" speaker="strongbad">No way! Really? Why didn't you say so, you creepy old man? Let's play it!</line>
    <line start="1284" end="1312" speaker="strongbad">Uh... never mind.</line>
    <line start="1314" end="1372" speaker="kingoftown">How many WPMs can you get up to? That's words per minute, you know.</line>
    <line start="1377" end="1439" speaker="strongbad">You're about to get 175 fists per stomach if I'm not eating ice cream inside of one minute!</line>
    <line start="1444" end="1451" speaker="kingoftown">Ooh!</line>
    <line start="1452" end="1501" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So in the end it didn't turn out half bad. I got to eat a crap load of ice cream.</line>
    <line start="1506" end="1535" speaker="kingoftown">Want another scoop of casserole flavored?</line>
    <line start="1539" end="1555" speaker="strongbad">Yeah! Yeah! Spoon it up!</line>
    <line start="1558" end="1599" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I left an open can of mayonnaise in his ventilation ducts.</line>
    <line start="1613" end="1664" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and Typing Tutor isn't actually that bad a game if you play it the right way.</line>
    <line start="1680" end="1703" speaker="strongbad">Get ready for fun!</line>
    <line start="1707" end="1734" speaker="kingoftown">I'm ready!</line>
    <line start="1740" end="1787" speaker="strongbad">Just goes to show you Chris Ann, big losers are what you make of them.</line>
    <line start="1790" end="1837" speaker="strongbad">For instance, I'm gonna go make an indentured servant out of Strong Sad.</line>
    <line start="1844" end="1871" speaker="strongbad">And now, the get up noise.</line>
    <line start="1923" end="1932" speaker="homestar">'Sup?</line>
    <line start="1934" end="1953" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, quit saying that.</line>
    <line start="1957" end="1993" speaker="homestar">My name's not Homestar. It's Kevin DuBrow.</line>
    <line start="1997" end="2019" speaker="marzipan">I thought that was if you lost the bet.</line>
    <line start="2022" end="2061" speaker="homestar">Oh, right. Never mind! 'Sup?</line>
    <line start="2062" end="2085" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, that is not cool.</line>
    <line start="2087" end="2109" speaker="homestar">Yes, it is. Strong Bad said so.</line>
    <line start="2110" end="2135" speaker="marzipan">Well, if Strong Bad told you to jump off a bridge—</line>
    <line start="2136" end="2144" speaker="homestar">Yes!</line>
    <line start="2161" end="2211" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!</line>
    <line start="2213" end="2234" speaker="announcer">Butter-Da is noh hush a bush push leopold.</line>
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