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    <line start="19" end="57" speaker="coachz">I meant to tell you the sock on the head is a nice touch.</line>
    <line start="60" end="81" speaker="homestar">I have a sock on my head?</line>
    <line start="90" end="133" speaker="homestar">Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off. </line>
    <line start="137" end="199" speaker="strongbad">Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.</line>
    <line start="206" end="284" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Could you please do your impression of Strong Sad? Thanks, Your friend"</line>
    <line start="291" end="348" speaker="strongbad">...and there's no name. Um... Thanks, Your friend... Jhonka.</line>
    <line start="358" end="388" speaker="strongbad">No way, Jhonka! What a coincidence!</line>
    <line start="391" end="440" speaker="strongbad">I was just on my way out the door to go to the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest</line>
    <line start="442" end="487" speaker="strongbad">where contestants are judged on appearance, impression, and penmanship.</line>
    <line start="491" end="528" speaker="strongbad">I'm a shoo-in this year, man. Wait'll you see my costume!</line>
    <line start="591" end="612" speaker="strongbad">Not beatin' around the bush this week.</line>
    <line start="634" end="666" speaker="coachz">Okay, I'd like to welcome everybody back!</line>
    <line start="671" end="733" speaker="coachz">Hope you enjoyed your intermission there. Bubs, the hot cold cuts was great!</line>
    <line start="735" end="753" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Those were moist towelettes!</line>
    <line start="754" end="872" speaker="coachz">So without further adieu, I'd like to introduce the man of the hour, the deathly pallor: Strong Sad!</line>
    <line start="877" end="890" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Booo!</line>
    <line start="895" end="952" speaker="strongsad">Thank you! Thank you! I'm simultaneously honored and insulted</line>
    <line start="953" end="997" speaker="strongsad">to be involved in this contest for the fourth year in a row.</line>
    <line start="998" end="1056" speaker="coachz">That's enough there, Strong Sad! Your work is done here. Let's get this pratty started!</line>
    <line start="1086" end="1105" speaker="coachz">Lookin' good there, Strong Bad.</line>
    <line start="1107" end="1115" speaker="strongbad">I know.</line>
    <line start="1116" end="1139" speaker="coachz">Nice use of light and shadow.</line>
    <line start="1144" end="1152" speaker="strongbad">I know.</line>
    <line start="1157" end="1172" speaker="coachz">...and picnic supplies.</line>
    <line start="1173" end="1190" speaker="strongbad">I know. Shut up.</line>
    <line start="1192" end="1203" speaker="coachz">Let's hear what you got.</line>
    <line start="1208" end="1266" speaker="strongbad">All right. Let me just push play on my sweatshirt here.</line>
    <line start="1276" end="1314" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Why do you want me to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad"?</line>
    <line start="1328" end="1353" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Get that tape-recorder out of my face!</line>
    <line start="1367" end="1382" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Stop flickin' my ear!</line>
    <line start="1388" end="1409" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">More like: You stop flickin' my ear!</line>
    <line start="1410" end="1424" speaker="strongbad">Ha ha. Oops.</line>
    <line start="1425" end="1460" speaker="coachz">Ok, then. Very unsuspicious.</line>
    <line start="1468" end="1479" speaker="strongbad">I know.</line>
    <line start="1483" end="1511" speaker="coachz">Hey, there, Homestar. Nice hippo slippers.</line>
    <line start="1512" end="1532" speaker="homestar">Thanks. They're elephants.</line>
    <line start="1535" end="1564" speaker="coachz">Sure they are! Now let's hear your impression.</line>
    <line start="1569" end="1617" speaker="homestar">Um... Remind me again what type stuff that guy says.</line>
    <line start="1624" end="1646" speaker="coachz">You know. Depressing-type stuff!</line>
    <line start="1652" end="1679" speaker="homestar">Right, right! Here goes! Ahem.</line>
    <line start="1690" end="1725" speaker="homestar">Oh... Some animal died.</line>
    <line start="1734" end="1757" speaker="homestar">That's something he's always saying, right?</line>
    <line start="1762" end="1805" speaker="coachz">Yeah, I think I heard him say that a few times. Next contestant!</line>
    <line start="1817" end="1874" speaker="coachz">Strong Sad, you're not eligible for this contest! I thought I told youse to go on home!</line>
    <line start="1881" end="1942" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAa... I'm cryin' on the inside!</line>
    <line start="1965" end="1990" speaker="coachz">Okay, The Chort, lay it on me!</line>
    <line start="1996" end="2041" speaker="thecheat">depressing The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="2043" end="2116" speaker="coachz">Holy crap! It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today! First Prize!</line>
    <line start="2120" end="2128" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
    <line start="2137" end="2160" speaker="strongbad">Stupid friggin' Cheat-in-a-Bag.</line>
    <line start="2167" end="2228" speaker="strongbad">I can't believe The Cheat won sectionals for the 4th year in a row dressed up as Strong Sad's left leg.</line>
    <line start="2236" end="2273" speaker="strongbad">I knew I should have gone for the bigger butt. Oh well.</line>
    <line start="2279" end="2303" speaker="strongbad">At least I won the penmanship award.</line>
    <line start="2310" end="2355" speaker="strongbad">But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty.</line>
    <line start="2363" end="2398" speaker="strongbad">So, until next time, all the ladies and dudes say:</line>
    <line start="2400" end="2445" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad is a cool guy! And we're not cool in the least!"</line>
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