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   <line start="15" end="78" speaker="strongbad">strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.</line>
   <line start="84" end="129" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Why don't you and the Cheat pull a caper of some sort."</line>
   <line start="130" end="197" speaker="strongbad">"It seems like there has been little cooperation between the two of you as of late. James, Detroit me."</line>
   <line start="205" end="271" speaker="strongbad"> Well, you're right. It's no secret that The Cheat and I haven't been getting along very well...</line>
   <line start="274" end="298" speaker="strongbad">since he screwed up our last caper.</line>
   <line start="306" end="345" speaker="strongbad">I don't care about the crosswords, man, just the jumbles, the jumbles!</line>
   <line start="348" end="359" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="360" end="374" speaker="strongbad">I don't know, go look over there.</line>
   <line start="375" end="387" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="388" end="419" speaker="strongbad">No, look out! Oh, great, man.</line>
   <line start="449" end="459" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">yawns</line>
   <line start="485" end="538" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house?</line>
   <line start="541" end="569" speaker="strongbad">We've been ID'd! Every man for himself!</line>
   <line start="570" end="579" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="587" end="646" speaker="strongbad">Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp.</line>
   <line start="658" end="668" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, man.</line>
   <line start="669" end="689" speaker="sfx">Music begins</line>
   <line start="690" end="770" speaker="strongbad">Where did we go wrong? It seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.</line>
   <line start="773" end="793">
       <strongsad voiceover="voiceover">That was yesterday!</strongsad>
       <strongbad>This one's for you.</strongbad>
   </line>
   <line start="802" end="842" speaker="strongbad">I got mad at The Cheat, uh!</line>
   <line start="850" end="905" speaker="strongbad">For screwing up the jumble caper, uh!</line>
   <line start="921" end="995" speaker="strongbad">I hope I don't see his name in the paper, in the obituaries</line>
   <line start="998" end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Cause that would mean he's dead.</line>
   <line start="1026" end="1048" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat is not dead,</line>
   <line start="1070" end="1098" speaker="strongbad">I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.</line>
   <line start="1099" end="1120" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat is not dead,</line>
   <line start="1121" end="1130" speaker="strongmad">DEAD!</line>
   <line start="1131" end="1170" speaker="strongbad">Ohhh, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.</line>
   <line start="1173" end="1193" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat is not dead,</line>
   <line start="1196" end="1205" speaker="strongsad">Dead!</line>
   <line start="1217" end="1239" speaker="strongbad">So glad The Cheat is not—</line>
   <line start="1240" end="1268" speaker="strongbad">Just the claps! Just the claps...</line>
   <line start="1293" end="1316" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm.</line>
   <line start="1317" end="1338" speaker="strongsad">Oh sure, I've got tons of rhythm.</line>
   <line start="1367" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">Keep it rolling for me guys, keep it rolling.</line>
   <line start="1442" end="1466" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, I... I just wanted to say that...</line>
   <line start="1467" end="1475" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="1476" end="1501" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I can't stay mad at you!</line>
   <line start="1502" end="1512" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="1519" end="1549" speaker="strongbad">Aww, how about a little kick for old times' sake?</line>
   <line start="1550" end="1562" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="1564" end="1697" speaker="strongbad">Nah, I'm just kidding, man. Oh, what, watch me now! Had you there.</line>
   <line start="1835" end="1864" speaker="homestar">You guys are so cute.</line>
   <line start="1879" end="1939" speaker="homestar">Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon?</line>
   <line start="1946" end="1969" speaker="homestar">Looking good, Homestar.</line>
   <line start="1974" end="2007" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, what's the deal? I didn't know you had to shave.</line>
   <line start="2010" end="2034" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I don't. It's cinnamon.</line>
   <line start="2120" end="2154" speaker="strongsad">Um... you think we can stop now?</line>
   <line start="2156" end="2177" speaker="strongmad">KEEP IT ROLLIN'!</line>
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