Subtitles:sbemail46/en

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  <line start="15" end="29" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">clears throat</line>
  <line start="31" end="62" speaker="strongbad">E-maiiiiil...</line>
  <line start="65" end="131" speaker="strongbad">"WASSUP! YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS. ANDREW"</line>
  <line start="147" end="235" speaker="strongbad">Andrew, this is the best email I've ever received. Let's get to work!</line>
  <line start="248" end="264" speaker="announcer">Some kind of TV show...</line>
  <line start="265" end="271" speaker="strongbad">Hows about this!</line>
  <line start="272" end="283" speaker="strongmad">WAH!</line>
  <line start="284" end="292" speaker="bubs">What the?</line>
  <line start="303" end="308" speaker="strongsad">OW!</line>
  <line start="310" end="315" speaker="strongsad">OW!</line>
  <line start="319" end="324" speaker="strongsad">OW!</line>
  <line start="327" end="332" speaker="strongsad">OW!</line>
  <line start="337" end="359" speaker="strongbad">Close your eyes and hold out your hands</line>
  <line start="360" end="372" speaker="marzipan">I don't want to!</line>
  <line start="376" end="389" speaker="strongbad">Put your head in here.</line>
  <line start="391" end="407" speaker="homestar">You got it!</line>
  <line start="416" end="455">
    <pompom>bubbles</pompom>
    <thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
  </line>
  <line start="457" end="516" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last!</line>
  <line start="517" end="549" speaker="coachz">Hey, thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="579" end="648" speaker="strongbad">Ahhh, just givin' the fans what they want! You may notice I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith.</line>
  <line start="654" end="721" speaker="strongbad">I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof.</line>
  <line start="730" end="803" speaker="strongbad">I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, uh, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies.</line>
  <line start="814" end="862" speaker="strongbad">Here they come again. The jibblie jibbles...</line>
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