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   <line start="15" end="49" speaker="strongbad">I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.</line>
   <line start="49" end="102" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad, My VCR keeps blinking twelve o'clock over and over."</line>
   <line start="103" end="165" speaker="strongbad">"Do you have any suggestions on how to fix it? Thankyou, Cory Dewey-Smith"</line>
   <line start="172" end="243" speaker="strongbad">I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a professional to get the job done.</line>
   <line start="243" end="284" speaker="strongbad">Let's go see how he's dewing... um... doing.</line>
   <line start="313" end="333" speaker="strongbad">So, Bubs, how's it coming?</line>
   <line start="342" end="377" speaker="bubs">Oh, hey, Strong Bad. I think I'm almost finished.</line>
   <line start="378" end="412" speaker="bubs">It took me a little while to figure out what I was gonna do.</line>
   <line start="416" end="452" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Then I duct-taped an alarm clock to your VCR.</line>
   <line start="461" end="491" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Duct-taped an alarm clock to the VCR...</line>
   <line start="491" end="526" speaker="strongbad">See, I never would have thought of that!</line>
   <line start="526" end="568" speaker="strongbad">Okay, there's some hairs that seem to be stuck in the duct-tape here.</line>
   <line start="568" end="584" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Was that on purpose?</line>
   <line start="584" end="624" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Oh... No! That's just left over from my first idea,</line>
   <line start="624" end="653" speaker="bubs">which was to duct-tape The Cheat to your VCR.</line>
   <line start="663" end="679" speaker="bubs">He wasn't into that.</line>
   <line start="680" end="736" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I could have told you that, man. Well, anyways, thanks for your help, Bubs.</line>
   <line start="737" end="776" speaker="strongbad">And thank you, Cory... Dewey-Smith!</line>
   <line start="781" end="848" speaker="strongbad">So... Join us next week when we'll be duct-taping clocks to all kinds of different stuff.</line>
   <line start="858" end="870" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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