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<line start="17" end="33" speaker="strongbad">Green green grass...</line>
<line start="34" end="51" speaker="strongbad">A pleasant ghost...</line>
<line start="52" end="99" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!</line>
<line start="100" end="138" speaker="strongbad">"Does your e-mail show have it''s own fan club?"</line>
<line start="140" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"Whose the president of it? And what do they do?"</line>
<line start="181" end="223" speaker="strongbad">"Best regards, David, Northern Ireland."</line>
<line start="224" end="243" speaker="strongbad">Ah, fan clubs.</line>
<line start="244" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs.</line>
<line start="296" end="325" speaker="strongbad">Don't get me wrong, fans are great.</line>
<line start="326" end="374" speaker="strongbad">It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it.</line>
<line start="375" end="403" speaker="strongbad">Which is the opposite of how it usually works.</line>
<line start="404" end="428" speaker="strongbad">For instance: turkey: <em>(groans)</em></line>
<line start="429" end="444"><strongbad>For instance: turkey: <em>(groans)</em></strongbad><sfx>voices groan</sfx></line>
<line start="445" end="472" speaker="strongbad">Turkey club: mmmMMRENHhhhh!</line>
<line start="473" end="488" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Yay!</line>
<line start="489" end="521" speaker="strongbad">But yes, there is a sbemail fan club.</line>
<line start="522" end="560" speaker="strongbad">Its members call themselves 'Deleteheads'</line>
<line start="561" end="611" speaker="strongbad">And in a chocolate-covered bit of Stockholm syndrome-esque irony,</line>
<line start="612" end="644" speaker="strongbad">Their president is brother Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="645" end="711"><strongsad>Popa-ulation: Tiii-iii-iiire!</strongsad><sfx>organ music</sfx></line>
<line start="712" end="765" speaker="strongsad">All right, deleteheads. It's been a big week for the fan club.</line>
<line start="766" end="825" speaker="strongsad">We finally switched over our web hosting from Geofire to Angelcities.</line>
<line start="826" end="874" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">And they've upgraded all of our dead links to hyperlinks!</line>
<line start="875" end="937" speaker="strongsad">We also had several interesting discussions in the ongoing debate series,</line>
<line start="938" end="994" speaker="strongsad">"Non Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?"</line>
<line start="996" end="1081" speaker="homsar">My name's Millions, and I'm a son of a chipwich!</line>
<line start="1083" end="1169" speaker="cardgage">Carrageenan, monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?</line>
<line start="1171" end="1197" speaker="strongsad">Well, debate's over!</line>
<line start="1198" end="1276" speaker="strongsad">Oh, and I just received confirmation today that Abdi LaRue, sender of the first Strong Bad Email,</line>
<line start="1277" end="1315" speaker="strongsad">Is a lock for this year's FHQWHfest.</line>
<line start="1316" end="1399" speaker="strongsad">And there's a rumor going around that Stro Bro himself might show up to sign autographs!</line>
<line start="1400" end="1417" speaker="strongbad">Yeah... I'm not comin'.</line>
<line start="1418" end="1469" speaker="strongsad">Don't forget to bombard Strong Bad with emails on Sunday night.</line>
<line start="1470" end="1512" speaker="strongsad">I think we should go with asking about Bubs's first wife.</line>
<line start="1513" end="1533" speaker="strongsad">Some good potential there.</line>
<line start="1534" end="1575" speaker="strongsad">She was a real firebrand, that one!</line>
<line start="1576" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">So that's fan clubs,</line>
<line start="1598" end="1655" speaker="strongbad">The next worst word you can couple with the word 'fan' is, you guessed it,</line>
<line start="1656" end="1660" speaker="strongbad">The word 'fiction.'</line>
<line start="1661" end="1691"><strongbad>The word 'fiction.'</strongbad><sfx>creepy music</sfx></line>
<line start="1692" end="1721" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">A Grade A Gray Day</line>
<line start="1722" end="1754" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">A sbemail fanfic by S.Sad</line>
<line start="1755" end="1788" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">The Lappy hummed quietly to itself.</line>
<line start="1789" end="1836" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">"Curious," said Strong Bad, "Very curious indeed."</line>
<line start="1837" end="1863" speaker="strongbad">Since that's totally the way I talk.</line>
<line start="1864" end="1905" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">His inbox flickered "0 new messages" back at him.</line>
<line start="1906" end="1928" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this is definitely fiction.</line>
<line start="1929" end="1977" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">"Ahoy, Strong Bad," said Homestar Runner, striding casually into the room.</line>
<line start="1978" end="2014" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">"You'll never have to answer another email again!"</line>
<line start="2015" end="2054" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">"Grandiose," replied Strong Bad, eyelids lowered.</line>
<line start="2055" end="2077" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">"What did you do this time?"</line>
<line start="2078" end="2114" speaker="homestar" volume=".9">Hey, Strong Bad. Check out my Strong Sad impression.</line>
<line start="2116" end="2123" speaker="homestar">Ahem.</line>
<line start="2124" end="2163" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">"I turned them all over to Twelve-Times-A-Day Man!"</line>
<line start="2183" end="2224" speaker="strongsad">I can do it! I can do it twelve times!</line>
<line start="2225" end="2238" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="2239" end="2261" speaker="strongbad">Twelve-Times-A-Day Man?</line>
<line start="2262" end="2298" speaker="strongbad">You can't just start makin' up terrible new characters!</line>
<line start="2299" end="2353" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">He said, putting on a bonnet, and giving Homestar a deep-tissue massage.</line>
<line start="2354" end="2370" speaker="strongbad">Aah! No!!</line>
<line start="2371" end="2397" speaker="homestar">Oh, this gon' be good!</line>
<line start="2398" end="2446" speaker="strongbad">That's it. Two can play at this extremely nerdy game!</line>
<line start="2447" end="2473" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">INTO the MORONOSPHERE!!</line>
<line start="2474" end="2528" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A deleteheads fan <em>fiction</em>, because I have plenty of time to say both syllables.</line>
<line start="2529" end="2539" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">By Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="2542" end="2579" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"And that's why I like ALL them Star Tracks!"</line>
<line start="2580" end="2623" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Said Strong Sad, an entire bag of Twizzlers falling out of his mouth.</line>
<line start="2624" end="2652" speaker="strongsad">Hey! You know I can't eat Twizzlérs!</line>
<line start="2653" end="2733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor eng...sm...sploded out of nowhere!</line>
<line start="2734" end="2768" speaker="strongsad">You can't just start making up terrible new words!</line>
<line start="2769" end="2821" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whined Strong Sad, already up to his waist in braided hoagie roll.</line>
<line start="2822" end="2857" speaker="strongsad">Okay, okay! I'll go easy on the fan fic!</line>
<line start="2858" end="2903" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Just then, Homestar traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.</line>
<line start="2904" end="2949" speaker="strongsad">Fiction! I mean fiction! I'll go easy on the fan FICTION!</line>
<line start="2950" end="2996" speaker="homestar">Hey 12 Times A Day Man, are you gonna eat all them Twizzlérs?</line>
<line start="2997" end="3043" speaker="strongbad">Ohh, grandiose! Very grandiose indeed!</line>
<line start="3044" end="3086" speaker="strongbad">Maybe fan clubs and fan fiction aren't so bad after all.</line>
<line start="3087" end="3160" speaker="strongbad">In fact, I'm gonna go dabble in a little King of Town fan fiction right now.</line>
<line start="3161" end="3176" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Said Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="3177" end="3193" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
<line start="3194" end="3214" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Said Chairscoot.</line>
<line start="3215" end="3252" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3252" end="3272" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Said the New Paper.</line>
<line start="3297" end="3342" speaker="vectorsb">YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE.</line>
<line start="3368" end="3396" speaker="marzipan">Aww, shootie-kahootie.</line>
<line start="3397" end="3441" speaker="marzipan">I could only do it eleven times today.</line>
<line start="3442" end="3488" speaker="strongsad">I can do it! I can do it twelve times!</line>
<line start="3506" end="3548" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I can't believe I ate that whole pile of whatsit!</line>
<line start="3549" end="3573" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Said the King of Town. </line>
<line start="3574" end="3620" speaker="kingoftown">I wish that <em>were</em> fiction...</line>
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