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  <line start="16" end="72" speaker="strongbad">Let a little e-mail into your heart! And it'll clog your arteries!</line>
  <line start="73" end="94" speaker="strongbad">"Hey there, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="95" end="156" speaker="strongbad">"As a typical college girl, I was wondering if there is a pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...</line>
  <line start="157" end="200" speaker="strongbad">"You know, if me and my girls wanted to come hang out sometime.</line>
  <line start="201" end="230" speaker="strongbad">"Hopeful in Pennsylvania? <em>Daphne?!"</em></line>
  <line start="231" end="273" speaker="strongbad">BLARGH! Yes, We have a pizza joint! I've gots me a pizza joint!</line>
  <line start="274" end="310" speaker="strongbad">Always been at the pizza joint! Come to the pizza joint with me!</line>
  <line start="313" end="332" speaker="strongbad">Hurry up with that sign, The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="333" end="347" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="348" end="375" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no, that's already way too long!</line>
  <line start="375" end="422" speaker="strongbad">We need something short and catchy that Daphne and her girls can say real quick!</line>
  <line start="423" end="492" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, like "The Max" or "The Emporium". It's never gonna work if they have to be like:</line>
  <line start="493" end="544" speaker="other">Hey gals! Let's towel off and meet up at...</line>
  <line start="545" end="550" speaker="other">Strong <span style="visibility:hidden">Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="551" end="557" speaker="other">Strong Bad's <span style="visibility:hidden">Strong Badian Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="558" end="566" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong <span style="visibility:hidden">Badian Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="567" end="580" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian <span style="visibility:hidden">Pizz-</span></line>
  <line start="581" end="584" speaker="other">Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-</line>
  <line start="585" end="601"><other>Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizz-</other><cheerleader>This is taking too long!</cheerleader></line>
  <line start="602" end="613" speaker="whatsherface">I'm already bored!</line>
  <line start="614" end="625"><whatsherface>I'm already bored!</whatsherface><soandso>I'm going home!</soandso></line>
  <line start="626" end="647"><whatsherface>I'm already bored!</whatsherface><soandso>I'm going home!</soandso><theuglyone>I belong in a museum!</theuglyone></line>
  <line start="648" end="702" speaker="strongbad">College girls don't have that kind of time, man! We've got to strike while the girl is still hot!</line>
  <line start="703" end="719" speaker="thecheat">frustrated The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="727" end="758" speaker="strongbad">Yeah! "The Pizz"! I love it!</line>
  <line start="759" end="818" speaker="homestar">Uhhh yeah, lemme get a slice of p-roni with some t-sauce and m-rooms.</line>
  <line start="819" end="882" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, get out of here! We're not a real pizza place! This is just a front to meet some girls!</line>
  <line start="883" end="947" speaker="homestar">Ohhhhhhhhh. Let me get a calzone then. With some p-loaf and m-cheese.</line>
  <line start="948" end="977"><sfx>telephone rings</sfx><strongbad>Wagh! What the...? Hang on a sec!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="978" end="1018" speaker="strongbad">Uhhh, The Pizz? Thanks for calling?</line>
  <line start="1019" end="1093" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, lemme get about 50 Thanksgiving-lovers pizzas, delivered in the only castle around here.</line>
  <line start="1094" end="1133" speaker="strongbad">King of Town? How did you even know about this place?</line>
  <line start="1134" end="1228" speaker="kingoftown">Well, if you must know, I spend most of my day calling random numbers in the hopes of finding a new restaurant.</line>
  <line start="1229" end="1253"><strongbad>Well, we're not a real place. We're just a...</strongbad><sfx>running</sfx></line>
  <line start="1254" end="1320" speaker="homestar">Table 44 needs more bread sticks! The soccer team left without paying! and the delivery guy caught a flat!</line>
  <line start="1321" end="1355" speaker="strongbad">What are you talking about? Weren't you just a customer?</line>
  <line start="1356" end="1380" speaker="homestar">Yeah, but The Cheat hired me for the lunch rush.</line>
  <line start="1381" end="1424" speaker="homestar">I mean, hey! Somebody gotta make that muh-ney!</line>
  <line start="1430" end="1462" speaker="strongbad">This is all wrong! The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="1462" end="1509" speaker="strongbad">In our effort to make a pretend pizza place in order to score some chicks,</line>
  <line start="1510" end="1570" speaker="strongbad">we somehow created a successful and well-reviewed actual pizza place.</line>
  <line start="1573" end="1617"><!--<text>Review Revue</text>--><strongsad>Rustic and filled with old-world cardboard charm,</strongsad></line>
  <line start="1618" end="1691" speaker="strongsad">the Pizz serves up Strong Badian-style pizza at a price that won't leave a dent in your wallet!</line>
  <line start="1692" end="1702" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="1707" end="1736" speaker="strongbad">Maybe we're going about this the wrong way, The Cheat.</line>
  <line start="1737" end="1793" speaker="strongbad">Girls don't wanna meet people in person anymore! They wanna meet 'em online!</line>
  <line start="1794" end="1828" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Welcome to virtualpizz.biz!</line>
  <line start="1874" end="1947" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Where typical college girls can customize their own slice of pizza for some serious social networking.</line>
  <line start="1948" end="1966"><strongbad>With me!</strongbad><sfx>computer noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="1967" end="2007" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Sup, Ladies. Welcome to the Pizz!</line>
  <line start="2008" end="2044" speaker="homestar"><em>(monotonous)</em> Hey man, can I get a slice of p-roni?</line>
  <line start="2045" end="2080" speaker="kingoftown"><em>(monotonous)</em> I'd like to place a pick-up order.</line>
  <line start="2081" end="2111" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> You're not Daphne, you're...</line>
  <line start="2112" end="2130" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> pizza trolls!</line>
  <line start="2131" end="2149" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Flame war!!</line>
  <line start="2150" end="2189"><kingoftown><em>(monotonous)</em> It burns!</kingoftown><homestar><em>(monotonous)</em> Ahhhhhhhh!</homestar></line>
  <line start="2190" end="2245" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Well, I guess I should spend all these Pizz points.</line>
  <line start="2295" end="2380" speaker="strongsad">With a clunky UI and a played-out avatar system, Virtualpizz.biz misses the mark!</line>
  <line start="2381" end="2386" speaker="sfx">buzz</line>
  <line start="2387" end="2481" speaker="strongsad">That, and every time I tried to add Strong Bad to my Pizz list, he'd call me Thelonious Dump!</line>
  <line start="2483" end="2549" speaker="strongbad">Well, I'm all outta ideas. I dunno how to get Daphne and her girls to come to my pizza joint.</line>
  <line start="2550" end="2569" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2570" end="2629" speaker="strongbad">What do you mean, they're at your pizza joint? What pizza joint? The Pizz has competition?</line>
  <line start="2630" end="2644" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2645" end="2684" speaker="strongbad">That's your pizza joint. Grill with some tape on it.</line>
  <line start="2685" end="2699" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2700" end="2710" speaker="strongbad">Lemme see this.</line>
  <line start="2711" end="2774" speaker="sfx">party noises</line>
  <line start="2775" end="2809" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, this is amazing! Count me in--</line>
  <line start="2810" end="2828" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Do you guys take Pizz points?</line>
  <line start="2829" end="2834" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="2835" end="2846" speaker="strongbad">Count me in!</line>
  <line start="2847" end="2878" speaker="sfx">party noises</line>
  <line start="2891" end="2919"><sfx>party noises</sfx><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
  <line start="2924" end="2958" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">humming</line>
  <line start="2959" end="2997" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="3007" end="3045" speaker="homestar">Party! Cheatza Party!</line>
  <line start="3063" end="3127" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad phones this one in with Strong Bad Email 179.</line>
  <line start="3128" end="3165" speaker="strongsad">Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,</line>
  <line start="3166" end="3180"><strongsad>Despite a strong showing from fan favorite Strong Sad,</strongsad><sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx></line>
  <line start="3181" end="3275" speaker="strongsad">the email ultimately fizzles due to a heavy reliance on what can only be called "internet pizza jokes".</line>
  <line start="3276" end="3290" speaker="sfx">buzz</line>
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