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    <line start="18" end="66" speaker="strongbad"><i>(singing)</i> Coach Z is not that cool, here comes an email!</line>
    <line start="71" end="86" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line>
    <line start="87" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"I was at the movies last night, and this little girl behind me wouldn't shut up!</line>
    <line start="140" end="166" speaker="strongbad">"Has that ever happened to you?"</line>
    <line start="167" end="189" speaker="strongbad">A person called Cooper, <span style="visibility:hidden">from the city of Franklin, in the state of Tennessee.</span></line>
    <line start="190" end="206" speaker="strongbad">A person called Cooper, from the city of Franklin, <span style="visibility:hidden">in the state of Tennessee.</span></line>
    <line start="207" end="232" speaker="strongbad">A person called Cooper, from the city of Franklin, in the state of Tennessee.</line>
    <line start="235" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Toldja I could do it.</line>
    <line start="251" end="268" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">grudgy The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="270" end="293" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I feel ya, Coopreme.</line>
    <line start="294" end="341" speaker="strongbad">It's a good thing they make you turn off your bazookas before movies man,</line>
    <line start="342" end="409" speaker="strongbad">or every one of my theater-going experiences would end in smoldering crater fashion.</line>
    <line start="410" end="445" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The experience starts out promising enough...</line>
    <line start="448" end="517" speaker="cardgage">Good evening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest.</line>
    <line start="518" end="536" speaker="strongbad">Just you watch, The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="537" end="602" speaker="strongbad">Someday <em>I'm</em> gonna be the one tearin' tickets and tellin' folks that forty-twone will be on their lest!</line>
    <line start="612" end="649" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It begins with the genius who can't resist answering</line>
    <line start="650" end="704" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the oh-so-challenging film trivia slides they show before the movie.</line>
    <line start="705" end="773" speaker="coachz">Oooh! I know this one! The Brat Pack! Pan-and-scan! Spencer Tracy!</line>
    <line start="774" end="884" speaker="strongbad">Real impressive, Ebert! We've only seen this slide ten times since we all sat down!</line>
    <line start="845" end="893" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">If you answered "B", you're ready for film school.</line>
    <line start="894" end="950" speaker="coachz">Awr, it was "ice cold refreshment!" I shoulda known!</line>
    <line start="962" end="1026" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Be considerate of others. Please turn off your bazookas before the progrum.</line>
    <line start="1027" end="1083" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then, once the movie starts, don't forget the guy who insists on rattling off</line>
    <line start="1084" end="1121" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the complete filmographies of each of the actors.</line>
    <line start="1124" end="1160" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">But when I returned, the DNA evidence was gone!</line>
    <line start="1161" end="1218" speaker="strongsad">Ooh! And he had a cameo as Stevedore number two in the prequel,</line>
    <line start="1219" end="1266" speaker="strongsad">and he was in that car commercial with the wisecracking transmission,</line>
    <line start="1267" end="1297" speaker="strongsad">and he has a Bacon number of four!</line>
    <line start="1298" end="1320" speaker="strongbad">And <em>THIS</em> is my <em>FIST!!</em></line>
    <line start="1321" end="1397" speaker="strongbad">You might remember it from <cite>Bloodied Pulp: The Amazingly True Story of Your Face in Five Seconds!</c
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