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    <line start="18" end="73" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing) Good morning Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2!</em></line>
    <line start="82" end="135" speaker="strongbad">"Dear I've-actually-lost-two-pounds-in-the-last-nine-months-thank-you-very-much Bad,"</line>
    <line start="136" end="168" speaker="strongbad">"Do you ever go on road trips with your gang?"</line>
    <line start="170" end="200" speaker="strongbad">"Pete from Pete's parents' basement."</line>
    <line start="201" end="251" speaker="strongbad">Oh, yeah! Me and The Cheat, we're roadtripcionados.</line>
    <line start="252" end="312" speaker="strongbad">And one thing I've found, is that every good road trip needs a good inside joke</line>
    <line start="313" end="345" speaker="strongbad">that only the people that <em>went</em> on the road trip will get.</line>
    <line start="346" end="422" speaker="strongbad">And your friends that <em>didn't</em> go on the road trip will want to kill your legs every time you bring it up.</line>
    <line start="423" end="467" speaker="strongbad">These days, I make up the inside joke before I go on the road trip,</line>
    <line start="468" end="490" speaker="strongbad">just in case one doesn't happen.</line>
    <line start="491" end="528" speaker="strongbad">For this road trip we'll make it...</line>
    <line start="529" end="552" speaker="strongbad">jumbo/LARGE.</line>
    <line start="556" end="584" speaker="strongbad">Get it? jumbo/LARGE?</line>
    <line start="585" end="617" speaker="strongbad">It's like a maxymoron.</line>
    <line start="621" end="641" speaker="strongbad">All right, you ready to go, The Cheat?</line>
    <line start="642" end="713" speaker="strongbad">Why is Strong Mad hiding under that not-originally-yellow-spotted sheet from Strong Sad's bedroom?</line>
    <line start="714" end="731" speaker="strongbad">Not my bedroom...</line>
    <line start="732" end="749" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="750" end="792" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Eighty-something cases of Bull Honkey!</line>
    <line start="793" end="825" speaker="strongbad">That's my favorite caffeinergy sauce!</line>
    <line start="826" end="877" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this road trip is <em>definitely</em> going to be... jumbo/LARGE.</line>
    <line start="878" end="891" speaker="thecheat">quizzical The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="892" end="938" speaker="strongbad">Just laugh at it. It's an inside joke. It's going to be hilarious.</line>
    <line start="949" end="976" speaker="strongbad">Road trip city, here we come!</line>
    <line start="977" end="990" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="991" end="1024" speaker="strongbad">Keys? I don't have any keys.</line>
    <line start="1025" end="1059" speaker="strongbad">Look, the only thing I know about this car is what Bubs told me.</line>
    <line start="1065" end="1112" speaker="strongbad">And that's that the windows and doors are broken and you can't open them from the inside.</line>
    <line start="1122" end="1142" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Right.</line>
    <line start="1150" end="1186" speaker="strongbad">That was pretty poor planning on my part.</line>
    <line start="1191" end="1210" speaker="strongbad">Bubs?</line>
    <line start="1219" end="1243" speaker="strongbad">Green Bubs?</line>
    <line start="1248" end="1267" speaker="strongbad">Anybody?!</line>
    <line start="1268" end="1287" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1288" end="1343" speaker="strongbad">All right, forget it! I'm not gonna let a little setback like this ruin <em>our</em> road trip!</line>
    <line start="1344" end="1366" speaker="strongbad">What we need is some grub.</line>
    <line start="1367" end="1389" speaker="strongbad">Pull over at this next exit up here.</line>
    <line start="1394" end="1452" speaker="strongbad">I know a little roadside diner called "Beneath the Passenger's Seat".</line>
    <line start="1453" end="1472" speaker="thecheat">confused The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1473" end="1516" speaker="strongbad">All right, we got a small order of petri-fries...</line>
    <line start="1517" end="1578" speaker="strongbad">...a large melt shake that's almost eaten through the cup...</line>
    <line start="1583" end="1599" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! And for dessert...</line>
    <line start="1602" end="1654" speaker="strongbad">A half-sucked booterscotch in desperate need of a shave!</line>
    <line start="1665" end="1687" speaker="strongbad">All right, cool, that was disgusting.</line>
    <line start="1688" end="1743" speaker="strongbad">Now alls we need to wash the taste out of our brains is some jammin' tunes!</line>
    <line start="1744" end="1759" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1760" end="1776" speaker="strongbad">A mix CD!</line>
    <line start="1777" end="1804" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing) That-my-friend-is jumbo/LAAAAARGE!</em></line>
    <line start="1807" end="1834" speaker="strongbad">Now let's put it in and crank it up!</line>
    <line start="1835" end="1847" speaker="thecheat">confused The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1848" end="1896" speaker="strongbad">Naw, just force it in there! I'm sure that thing's forwards-compatible!</line>
    <line start="1909" end="1923" speaker="sfx">scraping noises</line>
    <line start="1924" end="1965" speaker="strongbad">Oh, yeah, The Cheat! These are some jammin' tunes!</line>
    <line start="1966" end="2026" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing) And now we're jaaaaaaammin'! Jammin' tunes, jammin' tunes!</em></line>
    <line start="2027" end="2042" speaker="strongbad"><em>Now we're jaaaaaaamm-</em></line>
    <line start="2043" end="2078" speaker="strongbad">OH WHO AM I KIDDING THIS IS THE WORST ROAD TRIP EVER!!!</line>
    <line start="2084" end="2125" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! We're gonna die in this Gremlin!</line>
    <line start="2126" end="2139" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="2140" end="2201" speaker="singers">And now we're jaaaaaaammin'! Jammin' tunes, jammin' tunes!</line>
    <line start="2202" end="2266" speaker="singers">Now we're jaaaaaammin'! jumbo/LAAAAARGE!</line>
    <line start="2267" end="2293" speaker="strongbad">Like, look at that little stain over there!</line>
    <line start="2294" end="2375" speaker="strongbad">That could be a whole 'nother world, with a whole 'nother Strong Bad and The Cheat, stuck in a Gremlin.</line>
    <line start="2376" end="2407" speaker="homestar">All right, young lovers! Move it along!</line>
    <line start="2408" end="2434" speaker="homestar">What do you think this is, Make-Out Point?</line>
    <line start="2435" end="2471" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, it's me and The Cheat! We're stuck in here!</line>
    <line start="2472" end="2509" speaker="homestar">Unlikely story, Backseat Bradley!</line>
    <line start="2510" end="2540" speaker="strongbad">Just open the door! I'll explain everything!</line>
    <line start="2541" end="2565" speaker="homestar">All right, but before I do...</line>
    <line start="2566" end="2628" speaker="homestar">I'm looking for my jumbo/LARGE melt shake! I think I left it in there a week or month ago.</line>
    <line start="2632" end="2650" speaker="homestar">Either of you guys find it?</line>
    <line start="2651" end="2690" speaker="strongbad">Oh, sweet two feet from where I just was!</line>
    <line start="2691" end="2716" speaker="strongbad">How I've missed you so!</line>
    <line start="2719" end="2768" speaker="strongbad">Luckily, Officer Cheese-for-butt let us off with just a warning.</line>
    <line start="2769" end="2793" speaker="strongbad">And <em>that</em> was our road trip.</line>
    <line start="2798" end="2854" speaker="strongbad">Or, more accurately our car trip, since we didn't go on any roads.</line>
    <line start="2859" end="2934" speaker="strongbad">Or, even more accurately, our car, since we didn't go on any trips either.</line>
    <line start="2938" end="3004" speaker="strongbad">So yeah, Pete from Pete's parents' basement, I go on car with my gang all the time.</line>
    <line start="3005" end="3036" speaker="strongbad">And that's the end of this email.</line>
    <line start="3037" end="3090" speaker="strongbad">Until next time everybody, remember to stay j-LARGE.</line>
    <line start="3096" end="3108" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeeow</line>
    <line start="3120" end="3145" speaker="coachz">Whaddya mean, I'm the Green Bubs?</line>
    <line start="3146" end="3176" speaker="coachz">If anything, you're the Orange Coach Z!</line>
    <line start="3177" end="3249" speaker="bubs">The first person to call me "the Orange Coach Z" is gonna get a free consultation with my friends,</line>
    <line start="3250" end="3277" speaker="bubs">Jacoby and Meyers!</line>
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