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<line start="16" end="61" speaker="strongbad">I was born to check email and eat lots of cake!</line>
<line start="62" end="77" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="78" end="112" speaker="strongbad">"I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad pop-up book."</line>
<line start="113" end="132" speaker="strongbad">"It was the book of my dreams."</line>
<line start="133" end="163" speaker="strongbad">I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad pop-up book!</line>
<line start="164" end="182" speaker="strongbad">It was the book of my dreams!</line>
<line start="183" end="212" speaker="strongbad">I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad pop-up book! </line>
<line start="213" end="237" speaker="strongbad">It was the book of my dreams!</line>
<line start="238" end="271" speaker="strongbad">"Kat, Spokane, Wash."</line>
<line start="272" end="284" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="285" end="309" speaker="strongbad">Oh, all right. One more time.</line>
<line start="310" end="317" speaker="thecheat">approving The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="318" end="348"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad pop-up book!</strongbad></line>
<line start="349" end="384"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>It was the book of my dreeeams!</strongbad></line>
<line start="385" end="402" speaker="strongbad">There you go, little one.</line>
<line start="403" end="426" speaker="strongbad">Now get back in there and win me a car!</line>
<line start="427" end="445" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="446" end="494" speaker="strongbad">You know, I feel like that sentence could really apply to anything.</line>
<line start="495" end="538" speaker="strongbad">Like, uh, "I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad salad.</line>
<line start="539" end="564" speaker="strongbad">It was the salad of my dreams."</line>
<line start="565" end="616" speaker="strongbad">Or maybe like, "I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad taco salad.</line>
<line start="617" end="655" speaker="strongbad">It was the taco salad of my dreams."</line>
<line start="656" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, a Strong Bad pop-up book.</line>
<line start="693" end="735" speaker="strongbad">This sounds like a job for: makin' stuff up.</line>
<line start="736" end="769" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Strong Bad pop-up book would obviously feature</line>
<line start="770" end="805" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Me hangin' out with some of those wing-a-ling babies!</line>
<line start="806" end="850" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I'd have a little tab on my flesh-tangle so you could make me talk!</line>
<line start="851" end="929" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You little almost-naked babies are so cute, I could just dip you in beer batter and fry you right up!</line>
<line start="930" end="953" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, Mr. Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="954" end="991" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh! And don't forget the ab-tab!</line>
<line start="992" end="1002" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey look!</line>
<line start="1003" end="1025" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's my crappy old computer!</line>
<line start="1026" end="1056" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Asking the same crappy old questions!</line>
<line start="1057" end="1072" speaker="other">Deleted!</line>
<line start="1073" end="1099" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The lake head? What does that mean?</line>
<line start="1100" end="1115" speaker="other">Deleted!</line>
<line start="1116" end="1134" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Police quest?!</line>
<line start="1135" end="1171" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This thing is obviously broken.</line>
<line start="1172" end="1206" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No wonder I got rid of that old buncha beige.</line>
<line start="1207" end="1254" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, look! Strong Sad has wandered onto my construction site.</line>
<line start="1255" end="1299" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What sweet fate did I bestow on him from the cement mixer?</line>
<line start="1300" end="1320" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ram's blood?</line>
<line start="1321" end="1343" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Boston cream?</line>
<line start="1344" end="1360" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Magic Eye?</line>
<line start="1361" end="1384" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Don't forget the flab-tab!</line>
<line start="1385" end="1410" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The next page is snack time!</line>
<line start="1411" end="1438" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What am I gonna have to eat today?</line>
<line start="1439" end="1463" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa! A real-live burger!</line>
<line start="1464" end="1496" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Do I get one of these every time I turn the page?!</line>
<line start="1497" end="1522" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa! Two burgers!</line>
<line start="1523" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Clearly, this pop-up book is a source of unspeakable power.</line>
<line start="1572" end="1592" speaker="sfx">creepy music</line>
<line start="1593" end="1630" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Why look. It's the Homestar Runner.</line>
<line start="1642" end="1668" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Bye, the Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="1669" end="1681" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">SeeyalaterStrongBaaa...</line>
<line start="1682" end="1755" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh-oh! It looks like The Cheato Bandito has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold!</line>
<line start="1756" end="1786" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Let's help him get some Cheat-tribution.</line>
<line start="1787" end="1813" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Boot 'em up, boot 'em up, boot 'em up, y'all.</line>
<line start="1814" end="1844" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is like kicking The Cheat light!</line>
<line start="1845" end="1888" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">All of the flavor, with only half the chance of rabies!</line>
<line start="1889" end="1946" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the last page would be a veritable cornucop-pourri of pop-up mastery!</line>
<line start="1947" end="2036" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">There'd be tabs and flaps, flabs and taps, the string thing that doesn't work, and some more sound chips and dips.</line>
<line start="2037" end="2054" speaker="strongbad">Holy crap!</line>
<line start="2055" end="2095" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sounds like they improved on the technology since page 2!</line>
<line start="2096" end="2130" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Aaaaaand, don't forget the crap-flap!</line>
<line start="2131" end="2210" speaker="strongbad">So now the pop-up book is primed and ready for the four year-old, or The Cheat, in your life to use as a tissue!</line>
<line start="2211" end="2259" speaker="strongbad">That thing'll provide seconds of non-ripped apart fun!</line>
<line start="2260" end="2300" speaker="strongbad">Speaking of seconds, I'm gonna go eat my burgers.</line>
<line start="2329" end="2379" speaker="strongsad">Oh, The Cheat wins again. Pay up. </line>
<line start="2380" end="2408" speaker="bubs">Well, she's all yours!</line>
<line start="2409" end="2427" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
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