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    <line start="15" end="87" speaker="strongbad">Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.</line>
    <line start="95" end="165" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, Get Bubs to give out free lunkch specials and I'll show you a hot girl."</line>
    <line start="169" end="194" speaker="strongbad">Hmm. Sounds like a solid deal!</line>
    <line start="199" end="218" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerly, Someone"</line>
    <line start="221" end="246" speaker="strongbad">Aww, I hate it when they don't put a name.</line>
    <line start="249" end="270" speaker="strongbad">And when they misspell "sincerely."</line>
    <line start="280" end="298" speaker="strongbad">"Luncch" doesn't bother me so much. </line>
    <line start="308" end="350" speaker="strongbad">Keep on tranglin, Larry Pat</line>
    <line start="363" end="423" speaker="strongbad">Well Larry, legend has it that Bubs has to give you a free lunch special</line>
    <line start="424" end="452" speaker="strongbad">if you can get him to say his name backwards</line>
    <line start="461" end="475" speaker="strongbad">minus the first b.</line>
    <line start="483" end="522" speaker="strongbad">"Sbu." You have to get him to say, "Sbu."</line>
    <line start="530" end="576" speaker="strongbad">How hard could that be, right? I mean, I'm saying "sbu" all the time.</line>
    <line start="580" end="616" speaker="strongbad">This'll be a cakewalk. At least a sbu-walk.</line>
    <line start="625" end="654" speaker="bubs">Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'...</line>
    <line start="655" end="689" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Bubs... Read this sign for me.</line>
    <line start="698" end="721" speaker="bubs">"Duck A L'Orange."</line>
    <line start="725" end="779" speaker="strongbad">What? The Cheat, I thought I told you to make it say "sbu"!</line>
    <line start="781" end="801" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat sounds</line>
    <line start="802" end="833" speaker="strongbad">Oh, you really want some duck a l'orange, huh?</line>
    <line start="834" end="883" speaker="strongbad">You know we can't afford to eat like that! Aren't you a duck anyways?</line>
    <line start="885" end="893" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat sounds</line>
    <line start="895" end="924" speaker="strongbad">I dunno. You kinda remind me of a duck...</line>
    <line start="950" end="980" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Bubbsie! Say your name into this mirror.</line>
    <line start="984" end="992" speaker="bubs">Bubs!</line>
    <line start="995" end="1006" speaker="strongbad">Uh, hold on.</line>
    <line start="1013" end="1048" speaker="strongbad">Okay, say it again. Say it real clear this time.</line>
    <line start="1057" end="1076" speaker="bubs">Buh-ubs.</line>
    <line start="1084" end="1102" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this thing is worthless!</line>
    <line start="1135" end="1194" speaker="coachz">Gimme a basket of double hot wings, pants down, a couple of egg rolls...</line>
    <line start="1199" end="1215" speaker="coachz">and a cod plank platter!</line>
    <line start="1217" end="1225" speaker="bubs">You got it!</line>
    <line start="1246" end="1267" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat! Crank it!</line>
    <line start="1289" end="1303" speaker="bubs">Can I help you?</line>
    <line start="1309" end="1325">
         <coachz>I think he's flooding you out.</coachz>
         <strongbad>I'm flooding you out!</strongbad>
    <line start="1342" end="1349">
         <coachz>I think—</coachz>
         <strongbad>I'm floo—</strongbad>
    <line start="1359" end="1403" speaker="strongbad">I'm flooding you out until you say your name backwards minus the first B!</line>
    <line start="1411" end="1442" speaker="bubs">Why are you trying to get me to say "sbu"?</line>
    <line start="1447" end="1486" speaker="strongbad">THERE! You said it! Now you gotta give me a free lunch special!</line>
    <line start="1491" end="1577" speaker="bubs">No, no, no. Getting me to say my name backwards minus the B just makes me lose my super power!</line>
    <line start="1581" end="1596" speaker="strongbad">What super power?</line>
    <line start="1598" end="1614" speaker="bubs">Being able to fly.</line>
    <line start="1616" end="1627" speaker="strongbad">You can fly?!</line>
    <line start="1629" end="1652" speaker="bubs">Well... not anymore I can't.</line>
    <line start="1655" end="1669" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Right.</line>
    <line start="1672" end="1700" speaker="bubs">Eh, I never really used it all that much.</line>
    <line start="1704" end="1775" speaker="bubs">Since I gained all this weight, I could really only hover a couple two or three inches above the ground anyways.</line>
    <line start="1779" end="1811" speaker="coachz">Either of you ladies gonna get me my cod plank platter?!?</line>
    <line start="1816" end="1878" speaker="strongbad">I'm pretty sure Bubs is a big liar, but I did get him to say his name backwards minus the first B.</line>
    <line start="1881" end="1911" speaker="strongbad">So now you gotta show me a hot girl, Larry Pat.</line>
    <line start="1913" end="1956" speaker="strongbad">Or, buy me lunch. Or... whatever the deal was.</line>
    <line start="1963" end="2012" speaker="strongbad">I'll just go ahead and sit here and wait for the hot girl to appear on my screen, I guess.</line>
    <line start="2023" end="2079" speaker="strongbad">Not like I got a whole lot else going on...mmm.</line>
    <line start="2086" end="2100" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
    <line start="2177" end="2180" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
    <line start="2181" end="2190" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, an email!</line>
    <line start="2199" end="2329" speaker="strongbad">"Deur Strond bad, I hava a emau.. bracket n ow. Cheet helps. Stlong Mad"</line>
    <line start="2333" end="2411" speaker="strongbad">Well, looks like ol' Strong Mad has finally hit the Information Superhighway like a flaming sack o' crap.</line>
    <line start="2417" end="2461" speaker="strongbad">Oh, and there's an attachment! Maybe he sent me a picture of a hot girl.</line>
    <line start="2484" end="2537" speaker="strongbad">An MS Paint drawing of a Brontosaurus havin' breakfast.</line>
    <line start="2546" end="2582" speaker="strongbad">Well... It's a fairly hot Brontosaurus anyhow!</line>
    <line start="2594" end="2642" speaker="strongbad">Well hey, what's happenin' Brontosaurus baby...</line>
    <line start="2646" end="2655" speaker="strongbad">What are you doing—</line>
    <line start="2656" end="2673" speaker="strongbad">Okay I gotta get out of the house!</line>
    <line start="2884" end="2948" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh man, that is so fake. Seriously. You can totally see the strings!</line>
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