Subtitles:punkinshow/en

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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="punkinshow.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="8" end="32" speaker="homestar">Welcome back, gentlemadies!</line>
  <line start="34" end="86" speaker="homestar">Without further Mountain Dew, let's get this style train a-rollin'!</line>
  <line start="91" end="124" speaker="homestar">First up, brand-new for 2009,</line>
  <line start="126" end="181" speaker="homestar">it's the 2006 Coach Z logo!</line>
  <line start="186" end="213" speaker="homestar">Let's go to the ding board for that one.</line>
  <line start="220" end="224" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
  <line start="225" end="237" speaker="homestar">Third Style!</line>
  <line start="242" end="269" speaker="homestar">If our next pumpkin answers insurrectly,</line>
  <line start="271" end="339" speaker="homestar">it'll win a trip to Angry Homestar Between Two Mountains!</line>
  <line start="341" end="386" speaker="homestar">Everyone, please give a warm hand to our next guest pumpkin,</line>
  <line start="388" end="416" speaker="homestar">Thy Dungeonman.</line>
  <line start="420" end="437" speaker="homestar">Ding board says:<span style="visibility:hidden"> Acapulco!</span> </line>
  <line start="438" end="465" speaker="homestar">Ding board says: Acapulco!</line>
  <line start="476" end="521" speaker="homestar">While this pumpkin features fine European yellow smoke,</line>
  <line start="523" end="550" speaker="homestar">I'm sorry, no paint daubs.</line>
  <line start="551" end="563" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
  <line start="583" end="620" speaker="homestar">Ladies look out for our next bachelor pumpkin,</line>
  <line start="622" end="674" speaker="homestar">a striped green rabbit with two butts!</line>
  <line start="687" end="745" speaker="homestar">Our next pumpkin may contain material that is unsuitable for childrens:</line>
  <line start="746" end="782" speaker="other">HELLO HOMESTAR, THANKS FOR HAVING ME—</line>
  <line start="783" end="808" speaker="homestar">I'm sorry, we're out of time.</line>
  <line start="810" end="820" speaker="homestar">Ding board?</line>
  <line start="823" end="840"><homestar>Donnng!</homestar><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
  <line start="846" end="881" speaker="homestar">Next time, please phrase your pumpkin in the form of</line>
  <line start="882" end="908" speaker="homestar">NO PAINT DAUBS!</line>
  <line start="909" end="917" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
  <line start="930" end="976" speaker="homestar">And finally, everyone in today's audience</line>
  <line start="978" end="1037" speaker="homestar">gets to have to give me five bucks!</line>
  <line start="1042" end="1069" speaker="homestar">Until next time, as always,</line>
  <line start="1070" end="1088" speaker="all">CHANT! <span style="visibility:hidden">WORDS! TOGETHER!</span></line>
  <line start="1089" end="1099" speaker="all">CHANT! WORDS! <span style="visibility:hidden">TOGETHER!</span></line>
  <line start="1100" end="1120" speaker="all">CHANT! WORDS! TOGETHER!</line>
  <line start="1131" end="1157" speaker="homestar">Homestar's wardrobe is furnished by Bubs' Concession Stand</line>
<line start="1158" end="1174" speaker="homestar">and Scary Bubs' Concession Stand.</line>
<line start="1175" end="1197" speaker="homestar">Today's program was brought to you by the Homestar Jr.</line>
<line start="1198" end="1213" speaker="homestar">and the Council Against Paint Daubs.</line>
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