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  <line start="16" end="276" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="316" end="322" speaker="theannouncer">Good afternoo-</line>
  <line start="323" end="352" speaker="sfx">microphone feedback</line>
  <line start="361" end="418" speaker="theannouncer">Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a jumping jack contest!</line>
  <line start="427" end="443" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Our five hot contestants</line>
  <line start="444" end="475" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">will compete to see who can sustain their jumping jacks</line>
  <line start="476" end="494" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">for the longest time!</line>
  <line start="501" end="548" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Any contestant that ceases to jump jack, even for a moment,</line>
  <line start="548" end="578" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">is out of the competition.</line>
  <line start="578" end="598" speaker="strongsad" sfx="sfx">sighs</line>
  <line start="600" end="617" speaker="theannouncer">On your mark... <span style="visibility: hidden">get set... go!</span></line>
  <line start="617" end="637" speaker="theannouncer">On your mark... get set... <span style="visibility: hidden">go!</span></line>
  <line start="637" end="644" speaker="theannouncer">On your mark... get set... go!</line>
  <line start="644" end="700" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="700" end="733" speaker="strongsad">Whew.</line>
  <line start="733" end="755" speaker="strongsad">I quit.</line>
  <line start="755" end="824" speaker="homestar">All right, Strong Sad! That's twice as many as last year!</line>
  <line start="841" end="856" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="856" end="904" speaker="strongbad">Ah, The Cheat! Is everything ready?</line>
  <line start="904" end="945" speaker="strongbad">Good! Now go, and win us this competition!</line>
  <line start="969" end="974" speaker="sfx">clinking</line>
  <line start="974" end="1000" speaker="homestar">Hey, The Cheat, what's up?</line>
  <line start="1005" end="1033" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1033" end="1060" speaker="homestar">A glass of melonade for me? <span style="visibility: hidden">Hmmm... okay!</span></line>
  <line start="1060" end="1078" speaker="homestar">A glass of melonade for me? Hmmm... <span style="visibility: hidden">okay!</span></line>
  <line start="1078" end="1100" speaker="homestar">A glass of melonade for me? Hmmm... okay!</line>
  <line start="1103" end="1115" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">slurps</line>
  <line start="1131" end="1149" speaker="homestar">Thanks, The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="1163" end="1184" speaker="sfx">pumping</line>
  <line start="1184" end="1191" speaker="sfx">pouring</line>
  <line start="1191" end="1205"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>clinking</sfx></line>
  <line start="1250" end="1271" speaker="homestar">Oh, another one!</line>
  <line start="1276" end="1410" speaker="sfx">music and various sounds of drinking and pouring</line>
  <line start="1410" end="1467"><sfx>splashing sound</sfx><homestar>Oh... I drank too many melonades... </homestar><sfx>bilious musical effect</sfx></line>
  <line start="1467" end="1524" speaker="strongbad">Hey, you not looking so good Homestar. I think you better drop out.</line>
  <line start="1535" end="1540" speaker="sfx">high five sound</line>
  <line start="1543" end="1589" speaker="homestar">Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants.</line>
  <line start="1589" end="1628" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
  <line start="1628" end="1697" speaker="homestar">Great idea, Pom Pom! But do you think he can get here in time?</line>
  <line start="1697" end="1761" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">long sigh of relief</line>
  <line start="1774" end="1795" speaker="sfx">drum riff</line>
  <line start="1810" end="1880" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Bubs. Looks like quite a line is building up at your concession stand.</line>
  <line start="1881" end="1924" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1953" end="1970" speaker="bubs">Hot <em>dog</em>!</line>
  <line start="1970" end="1987" speaker="sfx">whoosh</line>
  <line start="2007" end="2043" speaker="bubs">What can I get for you fine gentlemen?</line>
  <line start="2043" end="2087" speaker="bubs">Oh... I'm such a dummy.</line>
  <line start="2095" end="2167" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And so ends Day 2 of our competition with only <em>three</em> hot contestants left!</line>
  <line start="2167" end="2206" speaker="sfx">drum riff</line>
  <line start="2206" end="2236" speaker="homestar">How you holding up Pom Pom?</line>
  <line start="2236" end="2267" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
  <line start="2280" end="2313" speaker="homestar">How 'bout you, Strong Bad?</line>
  <line start="2315" end="2363" speaker="strongmad">I am Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="2374" end="2407" speaker="pompom">angry bubbles</line>
  <line start="2410" end="2458" speaker="homestar">No way, Pom Pom, of course that's Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="2458" end="2504" speaker="homestar">Ok, Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?</line>
  <line start="2505" end="2546" speaker="strongmad">I am Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="2547" end="2570" speaker="homestar">See?</line>
  <line start="2619" end="2653" speaker="sfx">drum riff</line>
  <line start="2653" end="2716" speaker="homestar">I don't know how much longer I can make it, Pom Pom.</line>
  <line start="2723" end="2775" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And Strong Bad's still looking good!</line>
  <line start="2786" end="2814"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Ah, let's see. I want to thank</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2814" end="2838"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>The Cheat for helping me to cheat</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2838" end="2870"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>oh no, wait, I shouldn't say that. Let's try this again.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2870" end="2905"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>I want to thank Strong Mad for helping me to cheat. </strongbad></line>
  <line start="2905" end="2918"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>There, that's better.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2918" end="2977" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar Runner is fading fast and could drop out any moment!</line>
  <line start="2977" end="2997" speaker="strongbad">Ah, that's my cue!</line>
  <line start="2998" end="3073" speaker="homestar">I give up, Pom Pom. I'm about to jump my last jack.</line>
  <line start="3073" end="3082" speaker="pompom">angry bubbles</line>
  <line start="3082" end="3097" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom, what are you doing?!</line>
  <line start="3120" end="3162" speaker="thecheat">anxious The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="3162" end="3175" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
  <line start="3175" end="3216" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, it's The Cheat, and it looks like he's cheating!</line>
  <line start="3219" end="3243" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="3280" end="3323" speaker="homestar">But if that's The Cheat, then where's Strong Bad?</line>
  <line start="3323" end="3383"><sfx>music</sfx> <strongbad><em>(Singing)</em> Who is the guy that wins all the contests? That's me, Strong Bad. </strongbad></line>
  <line start="3383" end="3453"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Except... maybe for that one contest. Or maybe more than one contest.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="3453" end="3482" speaker="homestar">There he is!</line>
  <line start="3482" end="3542" speaker="strongbad">Oh! ...Holy crap.</line>
  <line start="3542" end="3555" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="3555" end="3650" speaker="homestar">Thanks, everybody, but this trophy really belongs to my best friend, Pom Pom.</line>
  <line start="3650" end="3670" speaker="strongbad">Hey, give me that! </line>
  <line start="3670" end="3685" speaker="strongbad">Uh, I mean - </line>
  <line start="3685" end="3740" speaker="strongbad">bubble, bubble-dee-bubble. Dubble Bubble.</line>
  <line start="3740" end="3800" speaker="homestar">You said it, Pom Pom! We are best friends!</line>
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