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  <line start="28" end="152"><homestar volume="0.9"><em>(half-mumbling)</em> And that, Gordon Titanamonderous<!--?-->, is why I decided to <em>keep</em> calling you Gordon Titanamonderous...</homestar><sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx></line>
  <line start="153" end="162"><strongbad voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
  <line start="163" end="180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</line>
  <line start="181" end="202" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a rake!</line>
  <line start="203" end="219"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Raaaake!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
  <line start="220" end="238" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a shovel!</line>
  <line start="239" end="256"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Shovel!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
  <line start="257" end="278" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!</line>
  <line start="279" end="290"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
  <line start="291" end="312" speaker="homestar"><em>(calmly)</em> Aw, a Weasel.</line>
  <line start="313" end="320" speaker="strongbad">Phew.</line>
  <line start="324" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Thanks, Marzipan!</line>
  <line start="339" end="352" speaker="marzipan">Always happy to help!</line>
  <line start="362" end="370" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
  <line start="371" end="438" speaker="strongbad">Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!</line>
  <line start="439" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Tech nerds, feast your eyes...<span style="visibility:hidden"> on <em>Steak Sandwich!</em></span></line>
  <line start="465" end="497"><strongbad>Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on <em>Steak Sandwich!</em></strongbad><sfx volume="0.7">fanfare</sfx></line>
  <line start="498" end="592" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, grilled mushrooms,</line>
  <line start="593" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">and all right, never mind, this is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?</line>
  <line start="632" end="686" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff.</line>
  <line start="687" end="731" speaker="strongbad">All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.</line>
  <line start="732" end="742" speaker="sfx">computer noise</line>
  <line start="743" end="824" speaker="lappy486">Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.</line>
  <line start="825" end="875" speaker="strongbad">Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?</line>
  <line start="876" end="889" speaker="cardgage" voiceover="yes">No...</line>
  <line start="890" end="960" speaker="cardgage">This steak samwich is Beverly <em>clearly</em> my compooter, Bathsheba.</line>
  <line start="961" end="1007" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?</line>
  <line start="1008" end="1040" speaker="cardgage">Ummmmm... no.</line>
  <line start="1048" end="1094" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">traffic noises</line>
  <line start="1095" end="1123"><sfx volume="0.8">traffic noises</sfx><strongbad>I'm quite scared right now.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1124" end="1143" speaker="strongbad">Let's start over.</line>
  <line start="1144" end="1224" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!</line>
  <line start="1225" end="1238" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">ding</line>
  <line start="1239" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Well, a half-<em>four</em> messages waiting for me isn't bad.</line>
  <line start="1297" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"... <span style="font-size: small">Strong Bad... </span><span style="font-size: x-small">Strong Bad... </span><span style="font-size: xx-small">Strong Bad... </span></line>
  <line start="1337" end="1370" speaker="strongbad">"What was the coolest explosion you ever saw?</line>
  <line start="1371" end="1400" speaker="strongbad">"From, Kelly Oosa"</line>
  <line start="1401" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">Mmmm! An exotic lady from the far east!</line>
  <line start="1446" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">That's kind of a vague question don'tcha think?</line>
  <line start="1475" end="1490" speaker="strongbad">That's like me asking,</line>
  <line start="1491" end="1539" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Kelly, what's your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?"</line>
  <line start="1540" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">Or... "What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you wanted to rub with hot oils?"</line>
  <line start="1598" end="1623" speaker="strongbad">You gotta narrow it down somehow.</line>
  <line start="1624" end="1708" speaker="strongbad">Like, do you wanna know about the coolest looking explosion I ever rigged up in Strong Sad's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?</line>
  <line start="1722" end="1772" speaker="strongbad"><em>(poorly acting)</em> Mmm. This cereal is sooooo cerealy.</line>
  <line start="1780" end="1785" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
  <line start="1792" end="1863" speaker="strongsad">Oh, child! I am gonna enjoy this saag paneer "Pop-Tart with a Vengeance"!</line>
  <line start="1864" end="1905" speaker="strongsad">Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a ven—</line>
  <line start="1906" end="1912"><strongsad>OOOHHH!!</strongsad><sfx>boom</sfx></line>
  <line start="1913" end="1925"><span style="visibility:hidden"><strongsad>OOOHHH!!</strongsad></span><sfx>boom</sfx></line>
  <line start="1926" end="1946" speaker="strongbad">Waa-ha-ha-ha!</line>
  <line start="1947" end="2045" speaker="strongbad">Or do you wanna know like, the coolest explosion I ever saw that had one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings around it that've become so popular lately.<!-- he doesn't say it like a question, so it should be . in my opinion --></line>
  <line start="2046" end="2076" speaker="strongbad">'Cuz I've caused <em>plenty</em> of those.</line>
  <line start="2077" end="2135" speaker="strongbad">But the coolest part was actually later on, when I was telling Coach Z all about it.</line>
  <line start="2136" end="2184" speaker="strongbad">And so first, there was this little explosion, that was like "Doooooosh!"</line>
  <line start="2185" end="2195" speaker="coachz">Ya don't say?</line>
  <line start="2196" end="2239" speaker="strongbad">And then secondary charges blew and it was like, "Ka-plssshhhhh!"</line>
  <line start="2240" end="2249" speaker="coachz">You say?</line>
  <line start="2250" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">And finally one of those blast-wavy Saturn rings that've become so popular lately shot out, and was like "PSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!"</line>
  <line start="2405" end="2431" speaker="coachz">Thanks for the great story, Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="2432" end="2474" speaker="coachz">I was gonna hit the showers, but now I don't has<!--sic--> to!</line>
  <line start="2475" end="2482" speaker="strongbad">pssh</line>
  <line start="2483" end="2563" speaker="strongbad">Everybody knows that the more spit it takes to describe an explosion, the cooler said explosion was.</line>
  <line start="2564" end="2615" speaker="strongbad"><em>And</em> the cooler said explosion-talker-abouter is!</line>
  <line start="2616" end="2662" speaker="strongsad">And then my saag paneer Pop-Tart said it like... "Ptoo."</line>
  <line start="2663" end="2713" speaker="coachz"><em>(angrily)</em> Are you kiddin' me? I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!</line>
  <line start="2714" end="3906" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. Please try again later.</line>
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