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  <line start="28" end="152"><homestar volume="0.9"><em>(half-mumbling)</em> And that, Gordon Titanamonderous<!--?-->, is why I decided to <em>keep</em> calling you Gordon Titanamonderous...</homestar><sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx></line>
  <line start="153" end="162"><strongbad voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</strongbad><sfx>record scratch</sfx></line>
  <line start="163" end="180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Aaah! I can't take this no more!</line>
  <line start="181" end="202" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a rake!</line>
  <line start="203" end="219"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Raaaake!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
  <line start="220" end="238" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a shovel!</line>
  <line start="239" end="256"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><homestar>Shovel!</homestar><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
  <line start="257" end="278" speaker="strongbad">Somebody hand me a Garden Weasel!</line>
  <line start="279" end="290"><strongbad>br-yah!</strongbad><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
  <line start="291" end="312" speaker="homestar"><em>(calmly)</em> Aw, a Weasel.</line>
  <line start="313" end="320" speaker="strongbad">Phew.</line>
  <line start="324" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Thanks, Marzipan!</line>
  <line start="339" end="352" speaker="marzipan">Always happy to help!</line>
  <line start="362" end="370" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
  <line start="371" end="438" speaker="strongbad">Sorry, Lappy. My triumphant return to checking emails calls for some fresh blood!</line>
  <line start="439" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Tech nerds, feast your eyes...<span style="visibility:hidden"> on <em>Steak Sandwich!</em></span></line>
  <line start="465" end="497"><strongbad>Tech nerds, feast your eyes... on <em>Steak Sandwich!</em></strongbad><sfx volume="0.7">fanfare</sfx></line>
  <line start="498" end="592" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">The Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition is a processing wonder horse, capable of sauteed onions, grilled mushrooms,</line>
  <line start="593" end="631" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">and all right, never mind, this is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?</line>
  <line start="632" end="686" speaker="strongbad">Y'know, I guess I'm a little... out-of-practice with this stuff.</line>
  <line start="687" end="731" speaker="strongbad">All right, Lappy, you can stay alive for at least one more week.</line>
  <line start="732" end="742" speaker="sfx">computer noise</line>
  <line start="743" end="824" speaker="lappy486">Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years.</line>
  <line start="825" end="875" speaker="strongbad">Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?</line>
  <line start="876" end="889" speaker="cardgage" voiceover="yes">No...</line>
  <line start="890" end="960" speaker="cardgage">This steak samwich is Beverly <em>clearly</em> my compooter, Bathsheba.</line>
  <line start="961" end="1007" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Cardgage! D'you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?</line>
  <line start="1008" end="1040" speaker="cardgage">Ummmmm... no.</line>
  <line start="1048" end="1094" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">traffic noises</line>
  <line start="1095" end="1123"><sfx volume="0.8">traffic noises</sfx><strongbad>I'm quite scared right now.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1124" end="1143" speaker="strongbad">Let's start over.</line>
  <line start="1144" end="1224" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!</line>
  <line start="1225" end="1238" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">ding</line>
  <line start="1239" end="1296" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Well, a half-<em>four</em> messages waiting for me isn't bad.</line>
  <line start="1297" end="3906" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. Please try again later.</line>
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