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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">That time of year,</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">by Leomard Sportsinterviews.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">by Leomard Sportsinterviews.</announcer>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad!</strongbad>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">by Leomard Sportsinterviews.</announcer>
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<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Decemberween is almost here.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Get ready.</announcer>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">De Giant Mantis is almost here.</strongbad>
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<line start="176" end="201">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman!</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Or...</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">"Erweenga" is the name of the striped worm.</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Get dead, kid.</strongbad>
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<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Does the package have a doll in it?</announcer>
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<line start="295" end="305">
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Does the package have a doll in it?</announcer>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">troll in it?</strongbad>
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<line start="314" end="320">
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Or maybe a train?</announcer>
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<line start="321" end="332">
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Or maybe a train?</announcer>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">a troll?</strongbad>
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<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Snow falls from the 'bove.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">It's cold when it snows.</announcer>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Now,</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">a million eyeballs fall from the 'bove.</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The boy gets financial advice from the rat king.</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Or...</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Show the future, magic ball!!</strongbad>
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<line start="505" end="529">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">It burns flesh when it glows.</strongbad>
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<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="551" end="589">
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">The Martins sing festive songs for the neighbors.</announcer>
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<line start="594" end="625">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The martinis have gone straight to their heads.</strongbad>
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<line start="628" end="655">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The neighbors will probably call the cops.</strongbad>
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<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Wear a hat.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Don't forget to wear a hat!</announcer>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I swear that thing is evil.</strongbad>
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<line start="735" end="759">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Liberace is fixing to lose a finger.</strongbad>
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<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Greta is making cookies.</announcer>
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<line start="805" end="816">
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">When will they be done?</announcer>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray.</strongbad>
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<line start="845" end="863">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">When will he be done for?</strongbad>
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<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">The store is crowded with people buying things for other people. Oh boy!</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">The store is crowded with people buying things for other people. Oh boy!</announcer>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">robots bursting out of people. Oh the humanity!</strongbad>
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<sfx>chime sound</sfx>
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<line start="951" end="967">
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Decemberween is here.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Decemberween is here. Today.</announcer>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Radioactivity is here.</strongbad>
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<line start="1025" end="1055">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Growing arms out of heads is here. Today!</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Or...</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I am here stealing your presents.</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day.</strongbad>
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<sfx>music fades</sfx>
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