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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="DNA.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="15" end="46" speaker="homestar">Previously on HomestarRunner.com:</line> <line start="48" end="84" speaker="marzipan">And that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with.</line> <line start="86" end="117" speaker="strongbad">And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!</line> <line start="122" end="144" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">The DNA evidence was gone!</line> <line start="149" end="169" speaker="marzipan">Did you find the DNA evidence?</line> <line start="172" end="206" speaker="homestar">I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five.</line> <line start="210" end="237" speaker="homestar">DNA evidence.</line> <line start="243" end="310" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="326" end="358" speaker="strongsad">Attention! Your attention please!</line> <line start="379" end="390" speaker="homsar" sfx="sfx">gulp</line> <line start="396" end="490" speaker="strongsad">After extensive investigation, I'm ready to release my findings. I first spoke with Marcy-pon.</line> <line start="493" end="519" speaker="marzipan">Well, it all started several weeks ago.</line> <line start="530" end="1000" speaker="other">The subtitles are currently in progress. Please check back later.</line> <line start="522" end="594" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">I came home from my toga-yoga class to find out my house had been broken into, and the culprit had left behind some DNA evidence.</line> <line start="600" end="660" speaker="strongsad">What was it? Air particles? Skin flakes? Blood crispies?</line> <line start="661" end="704" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">No, it was a little test tube just full of green DNA evidence.</line> <line start="709" end="737" speaker="strongsad">Oh! Just like in the movies!</line> <line start="743" end="770" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">So I immediately took it to Bubs' to be analyzed,</line> <line start="771" end="797" speaker="marzipan">and <i>this</i> is all I got back.</line> <line start="807" end="840" speaker="bubs">Well, it all started a few weeks ago.</line> <line start="842" end="864" speaker="bubs">I just got finished teachin' my toga-yoga class when ol' <i>(?)</i> Marzipan showed up.</line> <line start="865" end="907" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I just got finished teachin' my toga-yoga class when ol' <i>(?)</i> Marzipan showed up.</line> <line start="913" end="951" speaker="marzipan">Hi, Bubs. Can you analyze this DNA evidence for me?</line> <line start="953" end="995" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Sure thing, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg!</line> <line start="997" end="1008" speaker="marzipan">Not a problem.</line> <line start="1015" end="1053" speaker="strongsad">So, what did you find out when you analyzed it?</line> <line start="1056" end="1088" speaker="bubs">Oh, that. Well, next thing I know, Strong Bad shows up.</line> <line start="1089" end="1103" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, that. Well, next thing I know, Strong Bad shows up.</line> <line start="1108" end="1150" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Bubs. One green apple snow cone, please.</line> <line start="1152" end="1166" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Comin' right up!</line> <line start="1171" end="1180" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="1181" end="1206"><bubs voiceover="voiceover">Oh. Err... uh...</bubs><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="1207" end="1217"><bubs>Oh. Err... uh...</bubs><sfx>music</sfx></line> <line start="1218" end="1234" speaker="bubs">Blaah!</line> <line start="1248" end="1305" speaker="bubs">Here you go! One, cough, cough, green apple snow cone!</line> <line start="1311" end="1355" speaker="strongsad">You served the DNA in a snow cone?</line> <line start="1358" end="1386" speaker="bubs">And it sold like hotcake!</line> <line start="1389" end="1418" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I bought the DNA snow cone.</line> <line start="1421" end="1456" speaker="strongsad">You knew it had the DNA evidence in it?</line> <line start="1457" end="1466" speaker="strongbad">Well, yeah.</line> <line start="1470" end="1562" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I heard that Marzipan had some DNA evidence, and I figured I could use it to continue my genetic experiments on The Cheat.</line> <line start="1563" end="1579" speaker="strongbad">So I sprung into action.</line> <line start="1581" end="1591" speaker="sfx">glass breaking</line> </transcript>
