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(I'll do it. I can do it... well, I only feel like doing it once. I will not call Davey by name (except in dialogue, of course) because it's debatable and I doubt we'll ever see him again)
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<!-- Mmm. French fries.
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Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.
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Nope, nope. I don't think so either.
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Nope.
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I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.
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Oh?
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I'm gonna sing it.
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Uhh Huh
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I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!
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Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,
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What?
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A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,
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Unicorns?! Wh-who are you?
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Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.
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All right, you whiny weasels.
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Please come down from your crystal fortress
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Strong Bad
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Please come down from your crystal fortress,
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Shut up.
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Strong Bad
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Please come down from your crystal fortress.
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Throw me a squeedley guitar!
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Let me tell ya,
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You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries,
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That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries,
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You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!
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You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries!
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Ohh!
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Ahh!
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Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,
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Awwwwwwww! I thought you were done.
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The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock,
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I'll melt your face!
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Our golden shining spirits,
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Eww!
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will all join hands and sing.
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Please come down from your crystal fortress
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Strong Bad
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No.
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Please come down from your crystal fortress
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Strong Bad
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I'm not coming down from no place.
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Please come down from your crystal fortress.
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Strong Bad.
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Strong Bad.
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Shut up... you stupid hippie.
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I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist. -->
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</transcript>
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</pre>

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="stinkoturkey.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="0" end="1591" speaker="sfx">Transcript in progress</line>
<!-- Mmm. French fries.
Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.
Nope, nope. I don't think so either.
Nope.
I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.
Oh?
I'm gonna sing it.

Uhh Huh
I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!
Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,
What?
A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,
Unicorns?! Wh-who are you?
Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.
All right, you whiny weasels.

Please come down from your crystal fortress
Strong Bad
Please come down from your crystal fortress,
Shut up.
Strong Bad
Please come down from your crystal fortress.

Throw me a squeedley guitar!
Let me tell ya,
You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries,
That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries,
You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!
You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries!
Ohh!
Ahh!
Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,
Awwwwwwww! I thought you were done.
The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock,
I'll melt your face!
Our golden shining spirits,
Eww!
will all join hands and sing.

Please come down from your crystal fortress
Strong Bad
No.
Please come down from your crystal fortress
Strong Bad
I'm not coming down from no place.
Please come down from your crystal fortress.
Strong Bad.
Strong Bad.
Shut up... you stupid hippie.

I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist. -->
</transcript>
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