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  <line start="22" end="49" speaker="announcer">We now return to <cite>Cheat Commandos</cite></line>

  <line start="125" end="159" speaker="gunhaver">So then I grabbed the Blue Laser by his collar and said,</line>
  <line start="167" end="202" speaker="gunhaver">"You betta break yourself!"</line>
  <line start="203" end="229" speaker="all">Ha, ha, ha...</line>
  <line start="235" end="247" speaker="reynold">Ha ha, yeah.</line>
  <line start="252" end="341" speaker="reynold">That's like how I labeled and alphabetized all you guys' combat accessories so it'll save on valuable mission time!</line>
  <line start="347" end="372" speaker="reynold">Kicka click-click, booyah!</line>
  <line start="380" end="389" speaker="all">Uh...</line>

  <line start="428" end="449" speaker="silentrip">It's a Blue Las-alert!</line>
  <line start="454" end="469" speaker="gunhaver">Bring it up on screen!</line>
  <line start="491" end="549" speaker="silentrip">Blue Laser's been spotted at a local grocery store on double coupon day!</line>
  <line start="555" end="609" speaker="gunhaver">With the money Blue Laser could potentially save from those double coupons,</line>
  <line start="615" end="696" speaker="gunhaver">They could buy all kinds of super weapons that...like... turn babies into gold, or...screw with the weather!</line>
  <line start="705" end="749" speaker="gunhaver">Cheat Commandos... time to rock, rock on!</line>
  <line start="762" end="776" speaker="reynold">Can I come, too?</line>
  <line start="777" end="808" speaker="fightgar">Ha, ha, ha... Good one, Reynold-a!</line>
  <line start="815" end="863" speaker="crackotage">You can't shoot, and you can't fly.<br />If you came with us, you'd probably die!</line>
  <line start="866" end="880" speaker="crackotage">Hee hee ha ha!</line>
  <line start="892" end="920" speaker="reynold">I never get to go on any missions.</line>
  <line start="927" end="971" speaker="reynold">I would be a good mission... guy.</line>

  <line start="1033" end="1126" speaker="gunhaver">It looks like Blue Laser's going to take advantage of Price Style's already low, low prices on paper towels and grout cleaner,</line>
  <line start="1132" end="1188" speaker="gunhaver">and use all the savings to make a button that will make it snow at the beach!</line>
  <line start="1196" end="1228" speaker="silentrip">But, sir! What about beach volleyball?</line>
  <line start="1233" end="1273" speaker="gunhaver">There won't <em>be</em> any more beach volleyball!</line>
  <line start="1313" end="1379" speaker="gunhaver">Fightgar, use one of your awesome disguises to do a little "undercover work".</line>
  <line start="1383" end="1409" speaker="fightgar">Mmm.... Gulp!</line>

  <line start="1434" end="1489" speaker="reynold">Step off, Blue Laser! Get your hands off those diskettes and fiscal reports!</line>
  <line start="1495" end="1518" speaker="reynold">Don't make me use this gun that I have!</line>
  <line start="1522" end="1556" speaker="reynold">Reynold's Commandos... let's rock 'n' roll!</line>

  <line start="1592" end="1616" speaker="commander">What happened to our buggy?!</line>
  <line start="1622" end="1668" speaker="bluelaser">That other guy that looks just like me is using it<br />to help some old lady do her shopping, sir.</line>
  <line start="1672" end="1694" speaker="commander">Old ladies suck!</line>

  <line start="1702" end="1757" speaker="fightgar">'Ere, could you reach that tub of Old Lady Rub for me, young man?</line>
  <line start="1762" end="1783" speaker="fightgar">'Cause I'm an old lady!</line>
  <line start="1787" end="1820" speaker="bluelaser">I never doubted that you were a lady, sir. Ma'am.</line>
  <line start="1830" end="1853" speaker="commander">All right, grandma, make it quick!</line>
  <line start="1856" end="1932" speaker="fightgar">I was just wonderin' if you kind sonnies knew anything<br />about makin' it snow at the beach?</line>
  <line start="1938" end="1992" speaker="commander">No, but I know how to end awkward conversations with the elderly!</line>
  <line start="1995" end="2007" speaker="commander">Let's go check out.</line>

  <line start="2038" end="2064" speaker="fightgar">Blue Laser's makin' his move!</line>
  <line start="2069" end="2124" speaker="gunhaver">All right, Cheat Commandos, let's move! Fire the new grappling hook zip line!</line>
  <line start="2207" end="2246" speaker="gunhaver">Firebert, you stay here and think of a better commando name!</line>
  <line start="2250" end="2259" speaker="firebert">Meh...</line>
  <line start="2265" end="2282" speaker="gunhaver">Whee!</line>

  <line start="2300" end="2345" speaker="reynold">Why, yes, Foxface, I'd love to take you out on a classy date.</line>
  <line start="2353" end="2429" speaker="reynold">But first I need to save the world from Blue Laser using my very own Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Reynold Rocket!</line>
  <line start="2445" end="2459" speaker="reynold">Whoa!</line>
  <line start="2465" end="2507" speaker="reynold">Oh my land, I can't see this ending well.</line>

  <line start="2516" end="2559" speaker="commander">Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Plus Card!</line>
  <line start="2565" end="2592" speaker="gunhaver">Not so fast, Blue Laser!</line>
  <line start="2597" end="2631" speaker="commander">Ugh! I'm so sick of you people!</line>
  <line start="2636" end="2669" speaker="gunhaver">The express lane is for ten items or less!</line>
  <line start="2675" end="2699" speaker="gunhaver">You've got two too many!</line>
  <line start="2705" end="2726" speaker="commander">Those are the twins!</line>
  <line start="2730" end="2739" speaker="bluelaser">Ooo-waa.</line>
  <line start="2743" end="2752" speaker="bluelaser">Ooo-waa.</line>
  <line start="2765" end="2811" speaker="silentrip">Sir! Cheat Commandos Headquarters playset is under attack!</line>
  <line start="2815" end="2867" speaker="gunhaver">We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!</line>
  <line start="2870" end="2919" speaker="crackotage">Back to base we're gonna head<br />and make sure Reynold isn't dead!</line>
  <line start="2920" end="2932" speaker="crackotage">Hoo hoo hee hee!</line>
  <line start="2937" end="2949" speaker="gunhaver">Whee!</line>

  <line start="2966" end="2999" speaker="gunhaver">Reynold, are you all right?! What happened here?</line>
  <line start="3005" end="3019" speaker="gunhaver">Nice jacket!</line>
  <line start="3022" end="3049" speaker="reynold">Oh, Gunhaver, it's all my fault.</line>
  <line start="3054" end="3142" speaker="reynold">I was upset that you never let me go on any missions so I tried on Reinforcements' Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket—</line>
  <line start="3143" end="3196" speaker="gunhaver">—so you could defend our base from Blue Laser! Gah!</line>
  <line start="3202" end="3242" speaker="gunhaver">Good work, soldier! It's not your fault they got away!</line>
  <line start="3245" end="3254" speaker="reynold">What?</line>
  <line start="3262" end="3291" speaker="gunhaver">Next episode, Blue Laser!</line>
  <line start="3294" end="3323" speaker="gunhaver">Next episooooode!</line>

  <line start="3413" end="3429" speaker="bluelaser">The grout cleaner is working, sir.</line>
  <line start="3430" end="3455" speaker="commander">Fan-freaking-tastic!</line>
  <line start="3460" end="3529" speaker="commander">At last we'll have the edge we need to crush the Cheat Commandos!</line>

  <line start="3706" end="3762" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">I need a price check on two babies? Price check on two babies.</line>
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