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{{subtitles|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2}}
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{{subtitles|English|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2}}
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="answer13.swf" width="550" height="400">
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<line start="18" end="76" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something.</line>
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<line start="18" end="94" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something. So just leave me a message.</line>
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<line start="76" end="94" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">So just leave me a message.</line>
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<line start="95" end="99" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="95" end="99" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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<line start="107" end="135" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh hey Marzipan, it's Homestar.</line>
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<line start="107" end="197" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh hey Marzipan, it's Homestar. Check it out, I'm on Pom Pom's cell phone, I'm gonna send you a text message.</line>
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<line start="136" end="197" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Check it out, I'm on Pom Pom's cell phone, I'm gonna send you a text message.</line>
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<line start="198" end="209" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Are you ready?</line>
<line start="198" end="209" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Are you ready?</line>
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<line start="210" end="230" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Here goes.</line>
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<line start="210" end="220" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Here goes.</line>
<line start="230" end="354" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">P... L... Z... Spacebar... G... E... T... Spacebar...</line>
<line start="230" end="354" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">P... L... Z... Spacebar... G... E... T... Spacebar...</line>
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<line start="354" end="435" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">E... G... G... S... Spacebar, oh!</line>
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<line start="354" end="430" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">E... G... G... S... Spacebar, oh!</line>
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<line start="435" end="540" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Backspacebar, comma, M... I... L... K... Question mark?</line>
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<line start="435" end="535" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Backspacebar, comma, M... I... L... K... Question mark?</line>
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<line start="540" end="575" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, now I have to send it. Boo boo doot!</line>
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<line start="540" end="570" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, now I have to send it. Boo boo doot!</line>
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<line start="575" end="623" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">This is great, now we don't have to talk anymore! Bye!</line>
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<line start="575" end="620" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">This is great, now we don't have to talk anymore! Bye!</line>
<line start="623" end="627" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="623" end="627" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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<line start="640" end="660" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">It's my new jam!</line>
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<line start="640" end="655" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">It's my new jam!</line>
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<line start="660" end="699">
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<line start="660" end="690">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I'm not talking about butter,</kingoftown>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I'm not talking about butter,</kingoftown>
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<line start="691" end="699" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line>
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<line start="700" end="734">
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<line start="700" end="722">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Or how nobody likes me!</kingoftown>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Or how nobody likes me!</kingoftown>
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</line>
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<line start="723" end="734" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line>
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<line start="735" end="765">
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<line start="735" end="757">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
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<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">It's the new KOT!</kingoftown>
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<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">It's the new kot!</kingoftown>
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</line>
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<line start="758" end="765" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line>
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<line start="766" end="811">
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<line start="766" end="802">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">In the Two Thousand and Three plus Three!</kingoftown>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">In the Two Thousand and Three plus Three!</kingoftown>
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<line start="803" end="811" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line>
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<line start="812" end="886">
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<line start="812" end="841">
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<sfx>guitar plays</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I play guitar, apparently!</kingoftown>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">I play guitar, apparently!</kingoftown>
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<line start="842" end="880" speaker="sfx">guitar plays</line>
<line start="886" end="942" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Okay Marzipan, this was the only way I knew of to cut my demo.</line>
<line start="886" end="942" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Okay Marzipan, this was the only way I knew of to cut my demo.</line>
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<line start="943" end="1014" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">So I'll need to come over there soon and unreasonably search and seize this tape from you.</line>
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<line start="943" end="1010" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">So I'll need to come over there soon and unreasonably search and seize this tape from you.</line>
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<line start="1015" end="1028" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">See ya in a bit!</line>
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<line start="1015" end="1025" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">See ya in a bit!</line>
<line start="1029" end="1034" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1029" end="1034" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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<line start="1046" end="1116" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes yes, what what? Testing testing, two and three!</line>
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<line start="1046" end="1150" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes yes, what what? Testing testing, two and three! I've got a hankerin' for a prankerin'!</line>
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<line start="1116" end="1153" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I've got a hankerin' for a prankerin'!</line>
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<line start="1153" end="1238" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This telegrammaphone recording will be launched forthwith into the stratosphere, in the hopes that one day,</line>
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<line start="1153" end="1220" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This telegrammaphone recording will be launched forthwith into the stratosphere,</line>
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<line start="1241" end="1290" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">many decades from now, some buck-toothèd fool will receive it,</line>
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<line start="1220" end="1261" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">in the hopes that one day, many decades from now,</line>
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<line start="1294" end="1360" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and be thoroughly bamboozled! Yes! Now, on with the prank!</line>
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<line start="1261" end="1324" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">some buck-toothèd fool will receive it, and be thoroughly bamboozled!</line>
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<line start="1367" end="1434" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's the difference between William Henry Harrison and James Garfield?</line>
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<line start="1324" end="1367" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yes! Now, on with the prank!</line>
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<line start="1439" end="1502" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Answer: Nothing! They both enjoy lasagna! Stop!</line>
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<line start="1367" end="1439" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's the difference between William Henry Harrison and James Garfield?</line>
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<line start="1439" end="1506" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Answer: Nothing! They both enjoy lasagna! Stop!</line>
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<line start="1506" end="1510" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1506" end="1510" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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<line start="1523" end="1573" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat noises</line>
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<line start="1523" end="1570" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat noises</line>
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<line start="1573" end="1595" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I-i-it's-i-it's my it's my new jam!</line>
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<line start="1573" end="1595" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I-i-i-i-it's my it's my new jam!</line>
<line start="1595" end="1637" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">New jam! N-n-n-n-n-n-new jam!</line>
<line start="1595" end="1637" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">New jam! N-n-n-n-n-n-new jam!</line>
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<line start="1637" end="1662" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout (KOT!)</line>
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<line start="1637" end="1662" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout {kot!}</line>
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<line start="1662" end="1688" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three! (New jam!)</line>
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<line start="1662" end="1688" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three! {New jam!}</line>
<line start="1688" end="1712" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line>
<line start="1688" end="1712" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line>
<line start="1712" end="1730" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout KOT!</line>
<line start="1712" end="1730" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout KOT!</line>
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<line start="1825" end="1851" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line>
<line start="1825" end="1851" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout</line>
<line start="1851" end="1880" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three!</line>
<line start="1851" end="1880" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Not talkin' 'bout three plus three!</line>
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<line start="1880" end="1930" speaker="sfx">claps</line>
 
<line start="1930" end="1934" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1930" end="1934" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1946" end="2022" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hi-low, can anybody hear me? Give me the hiiiigh sign.</line>
<line start="1946" end="2022" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hi-low, can anybody hear me? Give me the hiiiigh sign.</line>
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<line start="2022" end="2110" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's The Homestar Runner, speaking into an empty soup can, with a length of twine coming from the 'neath.</line>
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<line start="2022" end="2110" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's The Homestar Runner, speaking into an empty soup can, with a length of twine coming from the 'neath</line>
<line start="2110" end="2197" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, empty soup can. Hello, length of twine. You seem like mighty fine fellers.</line>
<line start="2110" end="2197" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, empty soup can. Hello, length of twine. You seem like mighty fine fellers.</line>
<line start="2197" end="2294" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Why, I ought to fill you up with catgut and call you lunch. See you around, Brown!</line>
<line start="2197" end="2294" speaker="thehomestar" voiceover="voiceover">Why, I ought to fill you up with catgut and call you lunch. See you around, Brown!</line>
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<line start="2295" end="2299" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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<line start="3310" end="2440" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello Marzipan, this is Lorenz... Magazine... Man, calling to tell you that your subscription to</line>
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<line start="2310" end="2440" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello Marzipan, this is Lorenz... Magazine... Man, calling to tell you that your subscription to</line>
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<line start="2440" end="2525" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Soy... Bread... Tofu... Hybrid... Cars... Magazine,</line>
<line start="2440" end="2525" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Soy... Bread... Tofu... Hybrid... Cars... Magazine,</line>
<line start="2525" end="2610" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">is about to erupt! You need to evacuate! It's gonna blow sky high!</line>
<line start="2525" end="2610" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">is about to erupt! You need to evacuate! It's gonna blow sky high!</line>
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<line start="3000" end="3060" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody in here at the office with their headsets on said "you're not wrong".</line>
<line start="3000" end="3060" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody in here at the office with their headsets on said "you're not wrong".</line>
<line start="3060" end="3160" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So this is Lorenz Magazine Man saying... the magma is seeping under the door. </line>
<line start="3060" end="3160" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So this is Lorenz Magazine Man saying... the magma is seeping under the door. </line>
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<line start="3155" end="3159" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
 
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<line start="3185" end="3199" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises in a singsong voice</line>
 
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<line start="3200" end="3215" speaker="kingoftown">Doo doo doo doo doo!</line>
 
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<line start="3216" end="3224">
 
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<thecheat>loud, surprised The Cheat noise</thecheat>
 
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<kingoftown>Oh!</kingoftown>
 
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<line start="3225" end="3253" speaker="kingoftown">The Cheat! What are you doing here?</line>
 
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<line start="3254" end="3281" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
 
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<line start="3282" end="3355" speaker="kingoftown">A remix? But I gotta cut my demo! My new album needs to drop!</line>
 
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<line start="3356" end="3381" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
 
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<line start="3382" end="3418" speaker="kingoftown">Oooh! A split seven-inch, eh?</line>
 
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