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<!-- Greeting -->
<line start="0" end="83" speaker="marzipan"voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out expanding my horizons. Leave me a message.</line>
<line start="84" end="90" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 5 -->
<line start="92" end="223" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">Good afternoon, Marzipan. My name is Bob {slight pause} Statesman. I'm running for Elected Official this Tuesday. I'm calling to garner your vote.</line>
<line start="224" end="321" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">I support all the issues: save the animals, move the ocean over there, just like you.</line>
<line start="322" end="461" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">We are currently accepting campaign donations to support our cause against runoff camdidate uh... Cory. In order to beat this guy,</line>
<line start="462" end="594" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">we need the contributions of s-constituents like you. We accept donations in the form of cash, all varieties of cupped cakes,</line>
<line start="595" end="706" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">and hard rock albums on cassette. As always, please put your donations in a cardboard box and leave it at the street.</line>
<line start="707" end="830" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">And really do it this time! I mean, I've never called you before to ask for anything... but seriously... put some stuff in the street!</line>
<line start="833" end="839" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 4 -->
<line start="841" end="910" speaker="homestar"voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey Marzipan, this is {slight pause} something funny. Whatever. This is Homestar.</line>
<line start="911" end="966" speaker="homestar"voiceover="voiceover">What is a seven letter word for thirteen across?</line>
<line start="967" end="990" speaker="homestar"voiceover="voiceover">And it starts... with... a five. I mean... an "S". I mean... there's not a letter there yet. Marzipan? Nothing?</line>
<line start="991" end="1218" speaker="homestar"voiceover="voiceover">The old cold shoulder, eh? Okay, then how about... a four letters word for censoring a cuss word?</line>
<line start="1223" end="1226" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1227" end="1283" speaker="homestar"voiceover="voiceover">Hey! That's it! Beep! Thanks for your help, you old broom stick!</line>
<line start="1284" end="1291" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 3 -->
<line start="1293" end="1340" speaker="kingoftown"voiceover="voiceover">{loudly} BOOOOP! BOOOOP! BOOOOP!</line>
<line start="1341" end="1449" speaker="kingoftown"voiceover="voiceover">This is a napkin alert, Marzipan! I've lost uhmm-my napkin! It's the one I always use when I eat buffalo wings,</line>
<line start="1450" end="1526" speaker="kingoftown"voiceover="voiceover">and I can't find it anywhere. Now, it answers to the name "The Flamingo".</line>
<line start="1527" end="1614" speaker="kingoftown"voiceover="voiceover">So if you've seen it, please have it give me a call. I've got like, fifty frickin' wings sittin' here!</line>
<line start="1615" end="1654" speaker="kingoftown"voiceover="voiceover">I can't eat these things without The Flamingo!</line>
<line start="1655" end="1762" speaker="kingoftown"voiceover="voiceover">{normal volume} Um... sorry for... the loud talkin'. This is the KoT... in the place to be.</line>
<line start="1763" end="1772" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 2 -->
<line start="1774" end="1864" speaker="ŁUKASZ"voiceover="voiceover">Cześć, Marzipan! To jest Łukasz. Czy masz ochotę na lody? Proszę zadzwonić do mnie. Będę w domu, jak zwykle.
{Hi, Marzipan! This is Łukasz. Do you have a craving for ice cream? Please call me. I'll be at home, as usual.}</line>
<line start="1866" end="1874" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Message 1 -->
<line start="1876" end="1959" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">Hey Marzipan, this is Strong Bad, look I just wanted to thank you for actually putting that stuff out in your front yard!</line>
<line start="1960" end="2061" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">Er, I mean thank you on behalf of Senator Statesbob. I mean, that old hamster cage? That thing's going to melt up real nice!</line>
<line start="2062" end="2172" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">And, like, those Bobbsey Twins books? More like the Hot-b-sey Twins! I'm not sure why you wrote "United Way" on the side of the box,</line>
<line start="2173" end="2256" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">unless you were referring to the united way in which Senator Bobblehead is going to win the election!</line>
<line start="2257" end="2337" speaker="strongbad"voiceover="voiceover">Huzzah! Anyways, I had nothing to do with that fax machine that's on fire in your front yard. Bye!</line>
<line start="2340" end="2347" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<!-- Secret Message -->
<line start="2376" end="2451" speaker="SomeGuy"voiceover="voiceover">Shouchlav, Marzipan. Shouchlav. This is olslav, asleplav, aspirino, Shouchlav.</line>
<line start="2450" end="2454" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
</transcript>
