Subtitles:sbemailintro/en

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   <line start="20" end="54" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Having it out with an email,</line>
   <line start="55" end="99" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing quickly)</em> in the middle of the street in front of some tourists, please don't call the cops.</line>
   <line start="100" end="112" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,</line>
   <line start="113" end="164" speaker="strongbad">"Why is the website called homestarrunner.com and not strongbad.com?</line>
   <line start="165" end="189" speaker="strongbad">"You are cleary the best character.</line>
   <line start="190" end="217" speaker="strongbad">"Get with it, Darren from Maclaren"</line>
   <line start="218" end="259" speaker="strongbad">And you are cleary NOT an English major, Darren.</line>
   <line start="260" end="306" speaker="strongbad">Good question, though.  Let's take a look at Homestar in action.</line>
   <line start="314" end="357" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody, Everybody!</line>
   <line start="359" end="404" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody, Everybody!</line>
   <line start="406" end="449" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody, Everybody!</line>
   <line start="451" end="456" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody, Everybody!</line>
   <line start="457" end="501">
   <singers voiceover="voiceover">Everybody, Everybody!</singers>
   <homestar>Everybody, la dee da dee da!</homestar></line>
   <line start="502" end="547">
   <singers voiceover="voiceover">Everybody... <em>(fade out)</em></singers>
   <homestar>Everybody, la dee da dee da!</homestar></line>
   <line start="552" end="585" speaker="strongbad">I mean, what the crap was he even saying there?</line>
   <line start="586" end="618" speaker="strongbad">'Everybody, now bleed a beetle?'</line>
   <line start="619" end="638" speaker="strongbad">No! Ewww.</line>
   <line start="639" end="677" speaker="strongbad">'Everybody, law deed will be dull.'</line>
   <line start="678" end="702" speaker="strongbad">Uhhhh, no kidding.</line>
   <line start="703" end="735" speaker="strongbad">'Everybody, something the feed mill?'</line>
   <line start="736" end="775" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I got no clue why the website's not named after me.</line>
   <line start="776" end="848" speaker="strongbad"><em>(quickly)</em> Maybe it has something to do with how I forgot to register the domain name and some 12 year old kid beat me to it and is asking in the high six figures for it.</line>
   <line start="849" end="897" speaker="strongbad"><em>(normally)</em> But that might also be just a hilarious coincidence!</line>
   <line start="898" end="919" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">sighs</line>
   <line start="920" end="951" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, enjoy the rest of the website, Darren!</line>
   <line start="952" end="999"><sfx>series of notes</sfx><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line>
   <line start="1000" end="1030"><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line>
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