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| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' ([[HR:book5.html|view]]) || ''A large snakelike creature has been drawn behind Homestar, so that he appears to be standing in its mouth.'' ([[HR:sb_book/sb_book2.html|view]]) || One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter <strike>the Strongest Man in the World Contest.</strike> <sub>''some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.''</sub> | | ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' ([[HR:book5.html|view]]) || ''A large snakelike creature has been drawn behind Homestar, so that he appears to be standing in its mouth.'' ([[HR:sb_book/sb_book2.html|view]]) || One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter <strike>the Strongest Man in the World Contest.</strike> <sub>''some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.''</sub> | ||
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| - | | ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' ([[HR:book6.html|view]]) || ''A puddle of liquid has been drawn beneath Homestar's right leg, and the | + | | ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' ([[HR:book6.html|view]]) || ''A puddle of liquid has been drawn beneath Homestar's right leg, and the barbell Homestar had lifted has been edited into an old-fashioned automobile. Pom Pom's dumbells are now sportscars, with the text "brreeeow!" and "vroom!" next to them.'' ([[HR:sb_book/sb_book3.html|view]]) || The Homestar Runner <strike>agr</strike> <sup>''p''</sup>eed, and the two <strike>trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world.</strike> <sub>''wandered into a nest of flying cars.''</sub> |
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| ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' ([[HR:book7.html|view]]) || ''Strong Bad is now beating Homestar with a bat. The text "WACK! WACK! WACK!" has been added above Homestar. Pom Pom has been scribbled over, and the words "milks meat" have been drawn over his left arm.'' ([[HR:sb_book/sb_book4.html|view]]) || On the way to the contest, <strike>another competitor,</strike> ''<sup>Mr. Supreme</sup> aka'' Strong Bad, made <strike>fun</strike> <sub>''milks meat''</sub> of them. <strike>"I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"</strike> | | ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' ([[HR:book7.html|view]]) || ''Strong Bad is now beating Homestar with a bat. The text "WACK! WACK! WACK!" has been added above Homestar. Pom Pom has been scribbled over, and the words "milks meat" have been drawn over his left arm.'' ([[HR:sb_book/sb_book4.html|view]]) || On the way to the contest, <strike>another competitor,</strike> ''<sup>Mr. Supreme</sup> aka'' Strong Bad, made <strike>fun</strike> <sub>''milks meat''</sub> of them. <strike>"I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"</strike> | ||
Revision as of 12:09, 8 May 2007
Strumstar Hammer is a revised version of the Original Book, made by Strong Bad in the email "kids' book." Its name comes from the page title of all the pages.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Mr. Bland, The Robot (storybook), Señor, The Announcer, The Grape Fairie
Contents |
The Story
| Original Book Page | Strong Bad's Changes | Text |
|---|---|---|
| Homestar is standing in front of a star. (view) | Shot puts have been drawn around Homestar, with a few embedded in his skin with blood surrounding. Scratches have been drawn on his face and shirt. (view) | Everybody |
| Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field. (view) | A large snakelike creature has been drawn behind Homestar, so that he appears to be standing in its mouth. (view) | One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter |
| Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights. (view) | A puddle of liquid has been drawn beneath Homestar's right leg, and the barbell Homestar had lifted has been edited into an old-fashioned automobile. Pom Pom's dumbells are now sportscars, with the text "brreeeow!" and "vroom!" next to them. (view) | The Homestar Runner |
| Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field. (view) | Strong Bad is now beating Homestar with a bat. The text "WACK! WACK! WACK!" has been added above Homestar. Pom Pom has been scribbled over, and the words "milks meat" have been drawn over his left arm. (view) | On the way to the contest, |
| Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background. (view) | A door with a plug, two springs, and various nuts and bolts coming out of it has been drawn on the Robot's chest. (view) | The |
| Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals. (view) | A sunbeam is now shining down on Strong Bad. (view) | |
| The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules. (view) | A washing machine has been drawn falling on the Announcer, and a missile is now flying towards the Grape Fairie. (view) | |
| The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes. (view) | The text "ZZRP!" has been drawn over the Grape Faerie, and a ray of energy is now shooting at the grapes. (view) | The Grape Fairie |
| Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH". (view) | The Robot's arm has been drawn over the pile of grapes, pointing at Mr. Bland. (view) | Mr. Bland did not hold up. HAHAHAHA!!! Lookit em get all squished! |
| The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes. (view) | No change. (view) | The Grape Fairie |
| Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT". (view) | No change. (view) | |
| Four grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground. (view) | A "FINISH" banner has been drawn above The Cheat, who is breaking through a finish line. (view) | Suddenly, the Robot shut down and |
| Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants. (view) | Pom Pom is now wearing a shirt with the word "dork" on it. Homestar's shirt now reads "dump". (view) | There were only three |
| Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background. (view) | "Majesty" lines have been drawn around Strong Bad and The Cheat. (view) | Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was |
| Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble. (view) | The word "NO!" has been drawn over Homestar. (view) | |
| Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes. (view) | No change. (view) | Strong Bad |
| Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background. (view) | The trophy has been edited to resemble a toilet, and a roll of toilet paper has been drawn off to its right. (view) | |
Fun Facts
Trivia
- "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly" was mentioned in a Quote of the Week, in which the quote is actually spoken by Strong Bad (from the DVD Easter egg for the email kids' book).
Remarks
- Strong Bad says that he made "milk's meat" out of Homestar and Pom-Pom, but he probably means "mince meat."
- The Blue Knight in Peasant's Quest also used the phrase "milk's meat" when talking about Kerrek.
Goofs
- Strong Bad misspells the word "commode" as "comode."
Inside References
- In The House That Gave Sucky Treats, if you give Strong Bad the Marshmallow Bunny, he will show you his "People I gotta egg today list," which among other names contains the name "Ronnie Pudding."
- The name "Strumstar" could be from Coach Z Talker where one of Coach Z's wrong word for Homestar was "Stramstar".
Real-World References
- Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of The Beatles," plus "Watch out PETE BEST!" Pete Best was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by Ringo Starr.
