Strong Badathlon

From Homestar Runner Wiki

(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
(Known Events)
(;adfskjl;kjalfsder)
Line 1: Line 1:
-
{{about|[[contest]]}} {{foremail|strong badathlon}}
+
DA SBEMAIL LIVES AGAIN!
-
[[Image:1sbathlon.png|thumb|350px|The 2007 logo for the Strong Badathlon.]]
+
-
At certain times in [[Strong Badia]], the '''Strong Badathlon''' is held.  The frequency of this event is unknown, but the most recent event was 2007.  There are a total of 5 events.  After the events are over and the medals have been given to the "wrong athletes", the ending closimonies start, which include [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]] twirling ribbons, as well as [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] doing a dance.
+
-
{{clear}}
+
-
==Known Events==
+
-
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
+
-
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
+
-
!Logo!!Event!!Description!!Current Record Holder!!Score
+
-
|-
+
-
|<center>[[Image:Sbathlonthecheat.PNG|100px]]</center>
+
-
|The Cheat Chuck
+
-
|Apparently the event consists of throwing [[The Cheat]] as far as possible.
+
-
|[[The Poopsmith]]
+
-
|211 pts.
+
-
|-
+
-
|<center>[[Image:Sbathlonhomestar.PNG|100px]]</center>
+
-
|Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating
+
-
|The event consists of who can beat up [[Homestar Runner]] the worst.
+
-
|[[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|Homestar Runner]]
+
-
|319 pts.
+
-
|-
+
-
|<center>[[Image:Sbathlonremoteput.PNG|100px]]</center>
+
-
|Remote Put
+
-
|The event consists of sitting on a couch, and throwing the TV remote in disgust. If the batteries fall out, it is a "Battery Fault", and the athlete is disqualified.
+
-
|[[Cherry Greg]]
+
-
|11 pts.
+
-
|-
+
-
|<center>[[Image:Sbathlonunderwears.PNG|100px]]</center>
+
-
|Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head
+
-
|The event includes jerking [[Strong Mad]]'s [[underwear]] as high as possible. Cleaning is not required.
+
-
|[[Pom Pom]]
+
-
|6 billion pts.
+
-
|-
+
-
|<center>[[Image:Sbathlonrobots.PNG|100px]]</center>
+
-
|Probably Something with Guitars, [[lasers]], [[Robots]], and [[Strong Bad's Ladies|Hot Girls]]
+
-
|[[Strong Bad]] presumably made this event up, since no official event took place.
+
-
|[[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad
+
-
|Received "good" medal
+
-
|}
+
-
 
+
-
[[Category:Contests]]
+

Revision as of 01:06, 2 July 2009

DA SBEMAIL LIVES AGAIN!

Personal tools