Strong Bad Sings

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This is for the toon Strong Bad Sings. For the CD, please see Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.
Strong Bad Sings

An advertisement for a fictional album of songs by Strong Bad.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Fat Bluebird, The Announcer, Strong Mad, The Cheat

Date: 2000

Running Time: 1:42

Page Title: A Web-Only Special Offer


Contents

Transcript

{Open on a snowy mountain backdrop. While the Announcer is first speaking, Strong Bad walks up and a big, fat bird alights on his boxing glove}

THE ANNOUNCER: For years, he's thrilled and captivated himself with his music. And now, it's your turn.

STRONG BAD: {singing} Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am. I mean, how awesome I AAAAAAAAAAAAM.

THE ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad Sings! Featuring hundreds of your favorite Strong Bad hits!

{cut to Strong Bad singing in front of a black backdrop. Titles of his various songs scroll down the screen, including:}

  • Who is the Guy That Wins All the Contests?
  • What's the Problem With Your Stupid Face?
  • Everybody Loves a Little Competition
  • I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You
  • Let's Make Believe That We're in Love (So I Can Break Up with You)
  • The Last Time I Didn't Come in First Was Never, I Mean Earlier Today
  • The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name
  • Everyone Who Doesn't Like Me More Than Likely Sucks Real Bad
  • You've Got an Ugly and Stupid Butt
  • Let's Get Started on Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested
  • This One Time I Saw Homestar Punching a Kitten in the Throat
  • The Only Thing Wrong With You is Everything
  • Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)

STRONG BAD: {singing} Let's make believe that we're in love, so I can break up with you.

{another Strong Bad head appears in profile above the other Strong Bad and begins to sing}

STRONG BAD: {singing} You've got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.

THE ANNOUNCER: Now available for the first time anywhere outside his basement!

{cut to Strong Bad singing in front of a desert backdrop}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Somebody told me that you were so stupid, but I didn't believe them, but now I believe them.

{Cut to a display of all the media available. As The Announcer states what they are, they appear and stack up}

THE ANNOUNCER: Available on three records, seven CDs, twelve cassettes or thirty 8-track tapes. You might expect to pay almost a hundred dollars for this rare collection. It's all yours for only one easy installment of $193.75!

{Cut to the cover of the album mentioned below.}

THE ANNOUNCER: Act now and receive "Strong Mad Forgets the Words To His Favorites" absolutely free!

{Cut to a room where The Cheat is playing "Happy Birthday" on a piano and Strong Mad is forgetting the words.}

STRONG MAD: Ummmm.... uuuhhh... Ummmm...

{Cut to the "Order now" screen. The "Strong Bad Sings" record, CD, cassette, and 8-track are shown, with the ordering information below it.}

ANNOUNCER 2: To order your copy of "Strong Bad Sings," call 1-800-428-64 tooty-two, or send check, cash, or money order to {stumbling over words} four six-ty nine, The Place to Be... Uhhh... refunds not available in Maine or Arkansas.

{The ordering information is actually a bit different. It says:}

Strong Bad Sings
1-800-555-SBSINGS

or send check, cash, money order,
brownies, or birthday presents to:

P.O. Box 212
Strong Bad's House
Free Country, USA

Fun Facts

Hidden title

Trivia

  • The photos used for the background of the CD/Cassette/8-track cover have "corbis.com" in the bottom left corner of them. (It's most noticeable on the 8-Tracks: just zoom in.)
  • In older versions of the Flash, the phone number at the end was 1-800-BAD-SONG. That was changed because it turned out that was a real number for a Limousine service in the New York area.
  • There is another title in the song list that was never shown in the toon. It's called "Keep On Keepin' It On (I Am So Awesome)". A screen capture is shown.
  • Mike Chapman is the voice of Announcer 2.
  • At the end, the commentator says to call 1-800-428-64 tooty-two. This phone number actually belongs to Tank Technologies and Supply in Rogers, MN, assuming tooty-two is 22.

Remarks

  • Strong Mad's eyebrows are gray for this cartoon.
  • The phone number at the end is 13 digits long. Standard phone numbers in the United States include only 10 digits, however, additional letters are often added in commercials for the value of having the phone number spell a word.

Inside References

  • The song "Who is the Guy That Wins All the Contests?" is a reference to the song Strong Bad sings to himself in A Jumping Jack Contest.
  • This is the first appearance of Tooty-two.


Fast Forward

DVD Version

  • The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

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