Strong Bad Email Intros

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Strong Bad usually sings a crazy song before he reads an email. This page lists them all.

Number	Email	Intro	Listen
1	some kinda robot	Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
2	homsar	I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
3	butt IQ	Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
4	homestar hair	I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
5	making out	Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
6	depressio	I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.
7	halloweener	I am going to check my email.
8	brianrietta	I remember the time when I checked my email.
9	i love you	I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
10	trevor the vampire	I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
11	i rule	Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
12	credit card	Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13	i she be	Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
14	duck pond	Must...check...email...
15	the basics	Everybody...check your email...
16	band names	Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
17	studying	Whoa! Electronic mail!
18	stand-up	Something has compelled me to check my email.
19	tape-leg	Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
20	spring cleaning	Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
21	cartoon	This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
22	sb_email 22	Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
23	little animal	Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
24	the bird	Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...
25	super powers	Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
26	CGNU	Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
27	3 Wishes	I got an email. I got an awesome email.
28	1 step ahead	This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
29	superhero name	All these...emails...I don't understand.
30	12:00	I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
31	sugarbob	Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
32	flag day	Rabilla dabilla check e-mail.
33	gimmicks	Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...
34	weird dream	Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems.
35	sisters	Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
36	guitar	Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
37	dullard	Mmmmm... fresh emails...
38	helium	Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll..
39	property of ones	Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
40	vacation	Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
41	invisibility	I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking!
42	action figure	Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
43	little questions	All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
44	lures & jigs	I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
45	techno	It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.
46	your friends	E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47	new hands	Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
48	ghosts	Boy, is it ever Monday.
49	theme party	Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
50	50 emails	Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
51	website	Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
52	island	Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
53	comic	In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
54	morning routine	Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails.
55	cheat talk	Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
56	current status	Oh! The e-mail!
57	japanese cartoon	So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
58	dragon	Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female.
59	marzipan	There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
60	huttah!	Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
61	monster truck	Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
62	interview	Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
63	fingers	Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
64	english paper	Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
65	unused emails	Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!
66	the show	Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
67	autobiography	This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
68	caper	strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
69	personal favorites	OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
70	big white face	Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
71	2 emails	What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
72	crazy cartoon	I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.
73	mascot	Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
74	privileges	Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
75	funny	Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
76	sibbie	Email! Email! Email! Email!
77	suntan	met her in the summertime. Her name was...e-mail!
78	anything	HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
79	the process	My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
80	stunt double	Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
81	date	Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick.
82	impression	Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
83	labor day	Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics.
84	kids' book	Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail.
85	2 years	Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
86	no loafing	Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
87	mile	POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
88	couch patch	I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe
89	local news	It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
90	colonization	Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
91	caffeine	And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
92	kind of cool	Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
93	army	Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
94	video games	Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet.
95	the bet	Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!
96	lackey	So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me.
97	monument	Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
98	stupid stuff	Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
99	different town	Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail
100	flashback	ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!
101	car	The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool.
102	lunch special	Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
103	haircut	Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
104	theme park	Everybody love this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
105	replacement	Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
106	dangeresque 3	Oh, here comes little e-mail, with a gun in his hand...
107	cheatday	Let's check a Strong Bad E-mail, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
108	pom pom	Oh, I'm an e-mail gambler... that means I play cards with e-mails. Full house.
109	crying	I'm not going to sing an email song this week e- … Oh. Never mind.
110	for kids	I guess I should do the thing that I do.
111	other days	I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
112	old comics	Let's get it over with! With the e-mail style, get it over with!
113	pizzaz	Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
114	the facts	I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail.
115	time capsule	Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
116	extra plug	Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
117	montage	Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
118	virus	I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
119	animal	Alright! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
120	radio	I got miles and miles of the e-mail style. Miles and miles of the e-mail style.
121	part-time job	A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
122	dreamail	Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...
123	origins	This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
124	secret recipes	Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
125	rock opera	Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC
126	best thing	You got to e-mail, just to stay alive!
127	long pants	And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman?
128	rampage	Email, check it, come on, come on, y'all. Email check it, come on, come on, y'all.
129	garage sale	Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
130	do over	Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!

Introductions for DVD Emails

Number	Email	Intro	Listen
1	Greeting Cards	Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time!
2	E-mail Birds	OK, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone.
3	Videro Games	There comes a time, when you read a certain email.