Strong Bad Email Intros

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And I'll never forget the way it was, grrl!

It's become a tradition for Strong Bad to make some kind of statement or sing a crazy song, usually about checking an email, before he reads one. This page lists all of them.

The Intros

Number Email Intro
1
some kinda robot
Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
2
homsar
I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
3
butt IQ
Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
4
homestar hair
I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
5
making out
Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
6
depressio
I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.
7
halloweener
I am going to check my email.
8
brianrietta
I remember the time when I checked my email.
9
i love you
I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
10
trevor the vampire
I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
11
i rule
Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
12
credit card
Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13
i she be
Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
14
duck pond
Must...check...email...
15
the basics
Everybody...check your email...
16
band names
Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
17
studying
Ohh! Electronic mail!
18
stand-up
Something has compelled me to check my email.
19
tape-leg
Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
20
spring cleaning
Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
21
cartoon
This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
22
sb_email 22
Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
23
little animal
Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
24
the bird
Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...
25
super powers
Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
26
CGNU
Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
27
3 Wishes
I got an email. I got an awesome email.
28
1 step ahead
This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
29
superhero name
All these... emails... I don't understand.
30
12:00
I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
31
sugarbob
Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
32
flag day
Riballa diballa check e-mail.
33
gimmicks
Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...
34
weird dream
Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems... Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter... Okay, here we go.
35
sisters
Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
36
guitar
Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
37
dullard
Mmmmm... fresh emails...
38
helium
Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll...
39
property of ones
Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
40
vacation
Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
41
invisibility
I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking!
42
action figure
Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
43
little questions
All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
44
lures & jigs
I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
45
techno
It's the email, the email, what what, the email.
46
your friends
{clears throat} {in a clear voice} Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll.
47
new hands
Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
48
ghosts
Boy, is it ever Monday.
49
theme party
Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
50
50 emails
Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
51
website
Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
52
island
Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
53
comic
In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
54
morning routine
Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.
55
cheat talk
Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
56
current status
Oh! The email!
57
japanese cartoon
So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
58
dragon
Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female.
59
marzipan
There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
60
huttah!
Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
61
monster truck
Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
62
interview
Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
63
fingers
Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
64
english paper
Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
65
unused emails
Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails!
66
the show
Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
67
autobiography
This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
68
caper
strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
69
personal favorites
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}
70
big white face
Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
71
2 emails
What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
72
crazy cartoon
I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails.
73
mascot
Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
74
privileges
Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
75
funny
Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
76
sibbie
Email! Email! Email! Email!
77
suntan
I met her in the summertime. Her name was...{clear voice} email.
78
anything
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
79
the process
My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
80
stunt double
Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
81
date
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
82
impression
Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
83
labor day
Which email is your favorite? Mine is the basics.
84
kids' book
Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail.
85
2 years
Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
86
no loafing
Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
87
mile
POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Check eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
88
couch patch
I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe
89
local news
It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
90
colonization
Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
91
caffeine
And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
92
kind of cool
Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
93
army
Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
94
video games
Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.
95
the bet
Come on, big money! Big money! And... email!
96
lackey
So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me.
97
monument
Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
98
stupid stuff
Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
99
different town
Check your email and check your email. {looped} Check your email and check your email.
100
flashback
ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!
101
car
The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool.
102
lunch special
Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
103
haircut
Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
104
theme park
Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
105
replacement
Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
106
dangeresque 3
Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand...
107
cheatday
Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
108
pom pom
Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house.
109
crying
I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e- {realizes mistake} ...Oh. Never mind.
110
for kids
I guess I should do the thing that I do.
111
other days
I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
112
old comics
Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!
113
pizzaz
Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
114
the facts
I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' email.
115
time capsule
Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
116
extra plug
Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
117
montage
Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
118
virus
I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
119
animal
Alright! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
120
radio
I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.
121
part-time job
A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
122a
dreamail
Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...
122b
dreamail
OK, orchestra, hit it! Email me tonight!
123
origins
This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
124
secret recipes
Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
125
rock opera
Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC
126
best thing
You got to email, just to stay alive!
127
long pants
And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman?
128
rampage
Email, check it, come on, a-come on, y'all-a. Email check it, come on, a-come on, y'all!
129
garage sale
Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
130
do over
Strong Bad Email, makes money! Strong Bad Email, gets paid!
131
boring (really)
{rapping} Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all!
132
modeling
Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!
133a
bottom 10
This email is making fun of you.
133b
bottom 10
Back out of my way, so I can check some email.
134
record book
Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail...
135
lady...ing
{singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know.
136
geddup noise
A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.
137
bedtime story
I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. Checkin' my email!
138
space program
Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...
139
portrait
Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
140
highschool
It's the email, baby, lunch juice!
141
death metal
Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email (ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh).
142
secret identity
Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.
143
technology
Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!
144
narrator
I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.
145
myths & legends
I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.
146
pop-up
I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!
147
lady fan
How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.
148
disconnected
This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!
149
candy product
Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.
150
alternate universe
I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email.
151
senior prom
Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?
152
isp
A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.
153
redesign
Email is nice, habalubabulabada! Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!
154
keep cool
I'll take you back to a time when email was king!
155
theme song
When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.
156
road trip
Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2.
157
trading cards
Away you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.
158
cliffhangers
Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.
159a
retirement
Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.
159b
retirement
There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...
160
coloring
Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
161
4 branches
Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
162a
the chair
A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!
162b
the chair
Hey, hey, hey. It's email.
163
what I want
Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
164
looking old
{slowly} Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery—
165
strong badathlon
I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
166
unnatural
I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
167
the movies
Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.
168
your funeral
Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
169
from work
Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
170
rough copy
Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it's time for email.
171
underlings
My email song! Where would I be without my email song?
172
more armies
Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.
173
the paper
Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!
174
mini-golf
Email, I'm so in love with you it's kinda inappropriate!
175
concert
I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!
176
hygiene
Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork!
177
original
Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!
178
bike thief
Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back!
179
pizza joint
Let a lil' email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!
180
slumber party
Gary. I hope this email's from Gary.
181
web comics
Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.
182
business trip
When I was 16, I sold all my emails and hit the road.
183
yes, wrestling
Emailin' from the left to the right, emailin' on a Tuuueeesday night.
184
diorama
I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.
185
nightlife
Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!
186
environment
I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate!
187
winter pool
Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.
188
fan club
Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!
189
pet show
Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189.
190
licensed
Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.
191
buried
Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants? Who's checkin' emails with his pants?
192
shapeshifter
Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.

Introductions for DVD Emails

Number Email Intro
1
Greeting Cards
Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time!
2
E-mail Birds
Okay, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone.
3
Videro Games
There comes a time, when we read a certain email.
4
Family Resemblence
Checkin' emails for a livin', a livin'. I'm checkin' emails for life.
5
Accent
Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this email.


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