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Strong Bad usually sings a crazy song before he reads an email. This page lists them all.

Number Email Intro
1 some kinda robot Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
2 homsar I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
3 butt IQ Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
4 homestar hair I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
5 making out Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
6 depressio I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.
7 halloweener I am going to check my email.
8 brianrietta I remember the time when I checked my email.
9 i love you I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
10 trevor the vampire I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
11 i rule Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
12 credit card Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13 i she be Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
14 duck pond
15 the basics Everybody...check your email...
16 band names Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
17 studying Whoa! Electronic mail!
18 stand-up Something has compelled me to check my email.
19 tape-leg Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
20 spring cleaning Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
21 cartoon This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
22 sb_email 22 Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
23 little animal Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
24 the bird Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...
25 super powers Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
26 CGNU Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
27 3 Wishes I got an email. I got an awesome email.
28 1 step ahead This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
29 superhero name All these...emails...I don't understand.
30 12:00 I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
31 sugarbob Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
32 flag day Rabilla dabilla check e-mail.
33 gimmicks Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...
34 weird dream Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems.
35 sisters Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
36 guitar Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
37 dullard Mmmmm... fresh emails...
38 helium Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll..
39 property of ones Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
40 vacation Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
41 invisibility I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking!
42 action figure Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
43 little questions All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
44 lures & jigs I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
45 techno It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.
46 your friends E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47 new hands Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
48 ghosts Boy, is it ever Monday.
49 theme party Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
50 50 emails Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
51 website Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
52 island Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
53 comic In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
54 morning routine Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails.
55 cheat talk Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
56 current status Oh! The e-mail!
57 japanese cartoon So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
58 dragon Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female.
59 marzipan There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
60 huttah! Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
61 monster truck Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
62 interview many emails, so little good emails.
63 fingers Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
64 english paper Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
65 unused emails Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!
66 the show Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
67 autobiography This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
68 caper strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
69 personal favorites OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
70 big white face Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
71 2 emails What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
72 crazy cartoon I'm intrigued by you say...emails.
73 mascot Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
74 privileges Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
75 funny Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
76 sibbie Email! Email! Email! Email!
77 suntan met her in the summertime. Her name was...e-mail!
78 anything HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
79 the process My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
80 stunt double Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
81 date Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick.
82 impression Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
83 labor day Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics.
84 kids' book Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail.
85 2 years Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
86 no loafing Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
87 mile POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
88 couch patch I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe
89 local news It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
90 colonization Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
91 caffeine And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
92 kind of cool Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
93 army Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
94 video games Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet.
95 the bet Come on, big money! Big money!!
96 lackey So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me.
97 monument Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
98 stupid stuff Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
99 different town Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail
101 car The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool.
102 lunch special Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
103 haircut Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
104 theme park Everybody love this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
105 replacement Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
106 dangeresque 3 Oh, here comes little e-mail, with a gun in his hand...
107 cheatday Let's check a Strong Bad E-mail, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
108 pom pom Oh, I'm an e-mail gambler... that means I play cards with e-mails. Full house.
109 crying I'm not going to sing an email song this week e- … Oh. Never mind.
110 for kids I guess I should do the thing that I do.
111 other days I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
112 old comics Let's get it over with! With the e-mail style, get it over with!
113 pizzaz Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
114 the facts I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail.
115 time capsule Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
116 extra plug Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
117 montage Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
118 virus I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
119 animal Alright! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
120 radio I got miles and miles of the e-mail style. Miles and miles of the e-mail style.
121 part-time job A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
122 dreamail Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...
123 origins This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
124 secret recipes Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
125 rock opera Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC
126 best thing You got to e-mail, just to stay alive!
127 long pants And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman?
128 rampage Email, check it, come on, come on, y'all. Email check it, come on, come on, y'all.
129 garage sale Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
130 do over Strong Bad Email, makes money! Strong Bad Email, gets paid!
131 boring (really) {rapping} E-mail theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka e-mail wit' me, SB, y'all!
132 modeling Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!

Introductions for DVD Emails

Number Email Intro Listen
1 Greeting Cards Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time!
2 E-mail Birds OK, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone.
3 Videro Games There comes a time, when you read a certain email.
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