Strong Bad Email

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Welcome to the Strong Bad Email section of the Homestar Runner Wiki. Strong Bad's emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website, for example the Floppy Disk Container, come from here. A few characters were even created here!

Latest Strong Bad Email

time capsule - added October 4th

The Strong Bad Emails

116. extra plug
115. time capsule
114. the facts
113. pizzaz
112. old comics
111. other days
110. for kids
109. crying
108. pom pom
107. cheatday
106. dangeresque 3
105. replacement
104. theme park
103. haircut
102. lunch special
101. car
100. flashback
99. different town
98. stupid stuff
97. monument
96. lackey
95. the bet
94. video games
93. army
92. kind of cool
91. caffeine
90. colonization
89. local news
88. couch patch
87. mile
86. no loafing
85. 2 years
84. kids' book
83. labor day
82. impression
81. date
80. stunt double
79. the process
78. anything
77. suntan

76. sibbie
75. funny
74. privileges
73. mascot
72. crazy cartoon
71. 2 emails
70. big white face
69. personal favorites
68. caper
67. autobiography
66. the show
65. unused emails
64. english paper
63. fingers
62. interview
61. monster truck
60. huttah!
59. marzipan
58. dragon
57. japanese cartoon
56. current status
55. cheat talk
54. morning routine
53. comic
52. island
51. website
50. 50 emails
49. theme party
48. ghosts
47. new hands
46. your friends
45. techno
44. lures & jigs
43. little questions
42. action figure
41. invisibility
40. vacation
39. property of ones
38. helium

37. dullard
36. guitar
35. sisters
34. weird dream
33. gimmicks
32. flag day
31. sugarbob
30. 12:00
29. superhero name
28. 1 step ahead
27. 3 Wishes
26. CGNU
25. super powers
24. the bird
23. little animal
22. sb_email 22
21. cartoon
20. spring cleaning
19. tape-leg
18. stand-up
17. studying
16. band names
15. the basics
14. duck pond
13. i she be
12. credit card
11. i rule
10. trevor the vampire
9. i love you
8. brianrietta
7. halloweener
6. depressio
5. making out
4. homestar hair
3. butt IQ
2. homsar
1. some kinda robot

Not Quite Strong Bad Emails

The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. At least one of these is not linked to from anywhere on the site, while the others do appear on the Shorts menu in the Toons section.

99½. Not the 100th Email!!!
68½. Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
66½. Arcade Game

Strong Bad Email Raps

The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.

Current Email Rap

  • Huzzah, on the mike I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!

Previous Known Raps

  • Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!

(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)

  • Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!! Listen
  • I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What!? (sounds like Wuh!) Listen
  • The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. Listen
  • Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! Listen
  • Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! Listen

(Around mid-2003, "updated mondays" was replaced with "updated somedays.")

  • Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack.
    Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. Listen
  • Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! Listen
  • Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. Listen
  • Scroll-a buh-tone-es! Listen
  • Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.
  • 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
  • Scroll buttons, are you guys okay? Listen
  • Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.


You can find mirrors of the old raps at

Strong Bad Email Page Titles

  • 1-33 except 5, 6, 20 and 22: TANDY 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses.)
  • 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
  • 35 (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
  • 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
  • 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with a Compy 386.)
  • 42-current, except 50, 66½, 68½, 70 and 99½: Compy 386!! (Strong Bad's current computer.)
    • 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
    • 66½ (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
    • 68½ (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
    • 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
    • 99½ (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!

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