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[[Image:sbemail_lappy2.png|thumb|Strong Bad checks his email.]]
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[[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the [[Inside Jokes|inside jokes]] on the website (e.g., the [[Floppy Disk Container]]) come from here. A few characters were even created here!
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== The Strong Bad Emails ==
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*[[Strong Bad Email By Name]]
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*[[Strong Bad Email By Place]]
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<table width="100%">
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<td width="33%" valign="top">
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122. [[dreamail]] <br />
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121. [[part-time job]] <br />
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120. [[radio]] <br />
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119. [[animal]] <br />
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118. [[virus]] <br />
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117. [[montage]] <br />
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116. [[extra plug]] <br />
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115. [[time capsule]] <br />
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114. [[the facts]] <br />
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113. [[pizzaz]] <br />
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112. [[old comics]] <br />
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111. [[other days]] <br />
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110. [[for kids]] <br />
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109. [[crying]] <br />
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108. [[pom pom]] <br />
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107. [[cheatday]] <br />
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106. [[dangeresque 3]] <br />
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105. [[replacement]] <br />
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104. [[theme park]] <br />
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103. [[haircut]] <br />
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102. [[lunch special]] <br />
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101. [[car]] <br />
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100. [[flashback]] <br />
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99. [[different town]] <br />
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98. [[stupid stuff]] <br />
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97. [[monument]] <br />
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96. [[lackey]] <br />
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95. [[the bet]] <br />
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94. [[video games]] <br />
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93. [[army]] <br />
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92. [[kind of cool]] <br />
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91. [[caffeine]] <br />
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90. [[colonization]] <br />
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89. [[local news]] <br />
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88. [[couch patch]] <br />
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87. [[mile]] <br />
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86. [[no loafing]] <br />
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85. [[2 years]] <br />
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84. [[kids' book]] <br />
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83. [[labor day]] <br />
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82. [[impression]]
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<td width="33%" valign="top">
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81. [[date]] <br />
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80. [[stunt double]] <br />
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79. [[the process]] <br />
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78. [[anything]] <br />
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77. [[suntan]] <br />
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76. [[sibbie]] <br />
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75. [[funny]] <br />
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74. [[privileges]] <br />
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73. [[mascot]] <br />
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72. [[crazy cartoon]] <br />
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71. [[2 emails]] <br />
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70. [[big white face]] <br />
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69. [[personal favorites]] <br />
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68. [[caper]] <br />
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67. [[autobiography]] <br />
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66. [[the show]] <br />
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65. [[unused emails]] <br />
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64. [[english paper]] <br />
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63. [[fingers]] <br />
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62. [[interview]] <br />
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61. [[monster truck]] <br />
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60. [[huttah!]] <br />
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59. [[marzipan]] <br />
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58. [[dragon]] <br />
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57. [[japanese cartoon]] <br />
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56. [[current status]] <br />
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55. [[cheat talk]] <br />
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54. [[morning routine]] <br />
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53. [[comic]] <br />
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52. [[island]] <br />
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51. [[website]] <br />
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50. [[50 emails]] <br />
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49. [[theme party]] <br />
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48. [[ghosts]] <br />
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47. [[new hands]] <br />
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46. [[your friends]] <br />
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45. [[techno]] <br />
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44. [[lures & jigs]] <br />
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43. [[little questions]] <br />
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42. [[action figure]] <br />
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41. [[invisibility]]
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</td><td width="33%" valign="top">
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40. [[vacation]] <br />
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39. [[property of ones]] <br />
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38. [[helium]] <br />
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37. [[dullard]] <br />
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36. [[guitar]] <br />
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35. [[sisters]] <br />
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34. [[weird dream]] <br />
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33. [[gimmicks]] <br />
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32. [[flag day]] <br />
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31. [[sugarbob]] <br />
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30. [[12:00]] <br />
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29. [[superhero name]] <br />
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28. [[1 step ahead]] <br />
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27. [[3 Wishes]] <br />
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26. [[CGNU]] <br />
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25. [[super powers]] <br />
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24. [[the bird]] <br />
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23. [[little animal]] <br />
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22. [[sb_email 22]] <br />
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21. [[cartoon]] <br />
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20. [[spring cleaning]] <br />
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19. [[tape-leg]] <br />
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18. [[stand-up]] <br />
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17. [[studying]] <br />
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16. [[band names]] <br />
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15. [[the basics]] <br />
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14. [[duck pond]] <br />
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13. [[i she be]] <br />
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12. [[credit card]] <br />
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11. [[i rule]] <br />
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10. [[trevor the vampire]] <br />
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9. [[i love you]] <br />
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8. [[brianrietta]] <br />
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7. [[halloweener]] <br />
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6. [[depressio]] <br />
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5. [[making out]] <br />
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4. [[homestar hair]] <br />
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3. [[butt IQ]] <br />
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2. [[homsar]] <br />
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1. [[some kinda robot]]
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</td>
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</table>
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== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ==
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The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Number 99&frac12; and 118&frac12; are not linked to from anywhere on the site.
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118&frac12;. [[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] <br />
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99&frac12;. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] <br />
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68&frac12;. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] <br />
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66&frac12;. [[Arcade Game]] <br />
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41&frac12;. [[KoT E-mail]]
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== DVD Emails ==
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The following emails only appear on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD set.
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[[Greeting Cards]]<br>
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[[E-mail Birds]]<br>
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[[Videro Games]]
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== Strong Bad Email Raps ==
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The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.
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===Current Email Rap===
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*Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How ''you'' eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_lappy.swf View]
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===Previous Raps===
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* S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.swf Listen]<br>
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<!--Attention editors that may think that "Norman" should be changed to "normal": Norman Rockwell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Rockwell) was an early 20th century American painter. Get it?  It's a play on words.  See the talk page for details.-->
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(All raps below are also collected on the DVD [[strongbad_email.exe]].)
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* Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail clients. Huzzah! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu111.swf Listen]<br>
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* Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! [http://porplemontage.com/media/sbemail_raps/Scroll%20it.swf Listen]<br>
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(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)
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* Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu100.swf Listen]<br>
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* I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What. (sounds like Wuh!) [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu95.swf Listen]<br>
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* The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu90.swf Listen]<br>
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* Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu84_TGS4.swf Listen]<br>
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* Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_3.swf Listen]<br>
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(Around mid-2003, "updated mondays" was replaced with "updated somedays.")
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* '''Coach Z''': And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack.
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:'''Strong Bad''': Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_1.swf Listen]
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* Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu69.swf Listen]<br>
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* Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu59.swf Listen]<br>
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* Scroll-a buh-tone-es! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu58.swf Listen]<br>
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* Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.<br>
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* 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.<br>
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* Scroll buttons. What is UP?
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* Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu38.swf Listen]<br>
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* Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together<br>
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* Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.
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===Listen===
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You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/ or [http://porplemontage.com/media/sbemail_raps/ here]
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== Strong Bad Email Menus ==
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*1-32 [http://porplemontage.com/media/sbemail_raps/01%20List%20Files.SWF Tandy 400 menu]
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*33-34 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailx.swf Broken Tandy menu]
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*35-40 [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu38.swf Slightly damaged Tandy menu]
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*41 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail(vacation).swf Vacation menu]
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*42-118 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.swf Compy 386 menu]
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**Between 62 and 63 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailxmas.swf Christmas Compy menu]
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**Between 118 and 119 [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf Compy 386 (slightly shotgunned) menu]
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*119- [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_lappy.swf Lappy 486 menu]
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== Strong Bad Email Page Titles ==
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* '''1-29''' ''except 5, 6, 20 and 22'': Tandy 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
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** 5 (making out): Frampton's Camel
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** 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!!
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** 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
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** 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was censored)
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*'''30-33''': TANDY 400!!
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*'''34''' (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
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*'''35''' (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
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*'''36-38''' (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
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*'''39-40''' (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.
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*'''41''' (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with the Compy 386.)
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* '''42-117''', ''except 50, 52, 66&frac12;, 68&frac12;, 70, 99&frac12;'': Compy 386!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
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** 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
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** 45, 52 (techno, island): COMPY 386
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** 66&frac12; (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
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** 68&frac12; (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
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** 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
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** 99&frac12; (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!
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*'''118''' (virus): Compy 386?? (The compy gets shot.)
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*'''118&frac12;''' (Broken Compy Menu): Denny's Menu (Reffering to usual e-mail menu page title.)
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*'''119''' (animal): Compy 386?? Not No More. (Strong Bad replaces the Compy 386 with the Lappy 486.)
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* '''120-???''': Lappy 486 (Strong Bad's new laptop)
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== See Also ==
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[[Items#Strong_Bad.27s|Strong Bad's Computer(s)]]
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== External Links ==
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*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad Email menu]
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*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_lappy.swf View the flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]
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*[mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad]
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[[Category: Strong Bad Email]][[Category: Lists]]
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Revision as of 02:34, 12 January 2005

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