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'''Strong Bad Email''' is the most frequently updated feature of the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]]. It was originally a small feature introduced in 2001, in which [[Strong Bad]] would mock the spelling and grammar of those who wrote to him. Although the animations were initially brief, the responses gradually grew to establish numerous catchphrases, [[Inside Jokes|inside jokes]], and [[Running Gags|running gags]], as well as spin-offs like [[Trogdor]], [[20X6]], [[Teen Girl Squad]], and even the main character [[Homsar]]. A typical Strong Bad Email will include numerous [[Easter egg|Easter eggs]] and other hidden material, often found at the ending screen. Many Strong Bad Emails are satires of specific cultural references, such as [[action figure]], [[japanese cartoon]], and [[isp]].<!-- This need not be a complete list, three examples are fine. -->
'''Strong Bad Email''' is the most frequently updated feature of the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]]. It was originally a small feature introduced in 2001, in which [[Strong Bad]] would mock the spelling and grammar of those who wrote to him. Although the animations were initially brief, the responses gradually grew to establish numerous catchphrases, [[Inside Jokes|inside jokes]], and [[Running Gags|running gags]], as well as spin-offs like [[Trogdor]], [[20X6]], [[Teen Girl Squad]], and even the main character [[Homsar]]. A typical Strong Bad Email will include numerous [[Easter egg|Easter eggs]] and other hidden material, often found at the ending screen. Many Strong Bad Emails are satires of specific cultural references, such as [[action figure]], [[japanese cartoon]], and [[isp]].<!-- This need not be a complete list, three examples are fine. -->
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'''Page Title:''' Denny's Menu
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==Strong Bad Emails==
==Strong Bad Emails==
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===Anal Seepage Era===
<table width="100%">
<table width="100%">
<autocolumn cols="4" width="25%">
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152. [[isp]]<br>
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152. [[pussy lips]]<br>
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151. [[senior prom]] <br>
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151. [[senior prom: date rape edition]] <br>
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150. [[alternate universe]] <br>
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150. [[alternate peniverse]] <br>
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149. [[candy product]] <br>
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149. [[condom product]] <br>
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148. [[disconnected]] <br>
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148. [[disconnected penises]] <br>
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147. [[lady fan]] <br>
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147. [[lady sex]] <br>
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146. [[pop-up]]<br>
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146. [[sex]]<br>
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145. [[myths & legends]]<br>
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145. [[myths & legends: volume one: a straight HRWIKI user! (it's a legend, all hrwiki users are gay)]]<br>
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144. [[narrator]]<br>
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144. [[pornographic narrator]]<br>
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143. [[technology]]<br>
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143. [[using technology for rape]]<br>
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142. [[secret identity]]<br>
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142. [[secret rape stories]]<br>
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141. [[death metal]]<br>
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141. [[death and rape]]<br>
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140. [[highschool]]<br>
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140. [[highschool date rape]]<br>
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139. [[portrait]]<br>
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139. [[portrait of porn]]<br>
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138. [[space program]]<br>
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138. [[space porngram]]<br>
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137. [[bedtime story]]<br>
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137. [[bedtime porn]]<br>
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136. [[geddup noise]]<br>
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136. [[pornnup noise]]<br>
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135. [[lady...ing]]<br>
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135. [fuck...ing]]<br>
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134. [[record book]]<br>
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134. [[jim hensen's sex record book]]<br>
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133. [[bottom 10]]<br>
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133. [[bottom 10 ladies to fuck]]<br>
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132. [[modeling]]<br>
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132. [[ porn modeling]]<br>
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131. [[boring (really)]]<br>
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131. [[porno (really)]]<br>
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130. [[do over]]<br>
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130. [[do porno]]<br>
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129. [[garage sale]]<br>
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129. [[porn sale]]<br>
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128. [[rampage]]<br>
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128. [[pornpage]]pornpants]]<br>
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127. [[long pants]]<br>
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126. [[best porn]]<br>
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126. [[best thing]]<br>
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125. [[rock porna]]<br>
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125. [[rock opera]]<br>
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124. [[secret recipes for aphrodesiacs]]<br>
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124. [[secret recipes]]<br>
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123. [[pornigins]]<br>
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123. [[origins]]<br>
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122. [[dreamporn]]<br>
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122. [[dreamail]]<br>
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121. [[part-time PORN]]<br>
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121. [[part-time job]]<br>
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120. [[ralio porn]]<br>
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120. [[radio]]<br>
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119. [[animal fucking]]<br>
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119. [[animal]]<br>
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===Anal Leakage Era===
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118. [[virus]]<br>  
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118. [[virus on my porn computer]]<br> :O:O:O:O:O:O
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117. [[montage]]<br>
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117. [[porn montage]]<br>
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116. [[extra plug]]<br>
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116. [[extra porn]]<br>
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115. [[time capsule]]<br>
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115. [[time capsule with porn]]<br>
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114. [[the facts]]<br>
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114. [[the porn]]<br>
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113. [[pizzaz]]<br>
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113. [[pizzaz porn]]<br>
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112. [[old comics]]<br>
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112. [[old porn]]<br>
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111. [[other days]]<br>
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111. [[other porn]]<br>
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110. [[for kids]]<br>
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110. [[fucking kids (and making them not cry)]]<br>
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109. [[crying]]<br>
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109. [[crying during sex]]<br>
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108. [[pom pom]]<br>
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108. [[sex sex]]<br>
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107. [[cheatday]]<br>
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107. [[pornfucksexday]]<br>
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106. [[dangeresque 3]]<br>
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106. [[fuckerporn 3]]<br>
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105. [[replacement]]<br>
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105. [[repornment]]<br>
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104. [[theme park]]<br>
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104. [[porn park]]<br>
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103. [[haircut]]<br>
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103. [[haircut porn]]<br>
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102. [[lunch special]]<br>
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102. [[porn special]]<br>
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101. [[car]]<br>
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101. [[porn]]<br>
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100. [[flashback]]<br>
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100. [[flash porn]]<br>
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99. [[different town]]<br>
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99. [[different porn]]<br>
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98. [[stupid stuff]]<br>
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98. [[stupid porn]]<br>
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97. [[monument]]<br>
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97. [[fuckument]]<br>
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96. [[lackey]]<br>
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96. [[fuckey]]<br>
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95. [[the bet]]<br>
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95. [[the porn bet]]<br>
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94. [[video games]]<br>
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94. [[video porn]]<br>
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93. [[army]]<br>
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93. [[fucky]]<br>
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92. [[kind of cool]]<br>
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92. [[kind of fucking hot]]<br>
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91. [[caffeine]]<br>
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91. [[caffeine porn]]<br>
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90. [[colonization]]<br>
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90. [[colonization porn]]<br>
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89. [[local news]]<br>
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89. [[local porn]]<br>
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88. [[couch patch]]<br>
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88. [[couch porn]]<br>
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87. [[mile]]<br>
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87. [[mile-long dick]]<br>
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86. [[no loafing]]<br>
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86. [[no fucking (without me)]]<br>
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85. [[2 years]]<br>
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85. [[2 year porn]]<br>
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84. [[kids' book]]<br>
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84. [[kids' porn]]<br>
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83. [[labor day]]<br>
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83. [[labor porn]]<br>
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82. [[impression]]<br>
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82. [[impornsion]]<br>
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81. [[date]]<br>
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81. [[date rape]]<br>
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80. [[stunt double]]<br>
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80. [[stunt double porn]]<br>
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79. [[the process]]<br>
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79. [[the porno process]]<br>
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78. [[anything]]<br>
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78. [[anything that is pornographic]]<br>
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77. [[suntan]]<br>
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77. [[satan]]<br>
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76. [[sibbie]]<br>
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76. [[sibling porn]]<br>
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75. [[funny]]<br>
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75. [[funny porn]]<br>
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74. [[privileges]]<br>
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74. [[privileged porn man]]<br>
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73. [[mascot]]<br>
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73. [[porno mascot]]<br>
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72. [[crazy cartoon]]<br>
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72. [[crazy porn]]<br>
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71. [[2 emails]]<br>
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71. [[2 porns]]<br>
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70. [[big white face]]<br>
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70. [[big white tits]]<br>
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69. [[personal favorites]]<br>
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69. [[personal favorite pornos]]<br>
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68. [[caper]]<br>
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68. [[porn caper]]<br>
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67. [[autobiography]]<br>
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67. [[autopornography]]<br>
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66. [[the show]]<br>
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66. [[the porn show]]<br>
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65. [[unused emails]]<br>
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65. [[unused porns]]<br>
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64. [[english paper]]<br>
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64. [[english porn eh wot]]<br>
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63. [[fingers]]<br>
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63. [[fingering pussy]]<br>
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62. [[interview]]<br>
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62. [[porny interview with Santino Lee]]<br>
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61. [[monster truck]]<br>
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61. [[monster porn]]<br>
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60. [[huttah!]]<br>
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60. [[huttah! i post all my porn]]<br>
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59. [[marzipan]]<br>
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59. [[marziporn]]<br>
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58. [[dragon]]<br>
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58. [[dragon porn]]<br>
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57. [[japanese cartoon]]<br>
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57. [[japanese porn]]<br>
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56. [[current status]]<br>
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56. [[current status on porn]]<br>
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55. [[cheat talk]]<br>
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55. [[porn talk]]<br>
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54. [[morning routine]]<br>
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54. [[porning routine]]<br>
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53. [[comic]]<br>
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53. [[porn comic]]<br>
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52. [[island]]<br>
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52. [[lesbian island]]<br>
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51. [[website]]<br>
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51. [[pornographic website]]<br>
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50. [[50 emails]]<br>
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50. [[50 PORNS]]<br>
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49. [[theme party]]<br>
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49. [[sex party]]<br>
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48. [[ghosts]]<br>
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48. [[that a porn]]<br>
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47. [[new hands]]<br>
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47. [[new porns]]<br>
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46. [[your friends]]<br>
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46. [[your porn]]<br>
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45. [[techno]]<br>
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45. [[techno porn]]<br>
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44. [[lures & jigs]]<br>
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44. [[lures & jigs for getting hot sexy fucking chicks with giant itts oh shi]]<br>
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43. [[little questions]]<br>
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43. [[little questions about date rape]]<br>
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42. [[action figure]]<br>
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42. [[action figure porn]]<br>
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41. [[invisibility]]<br>
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41. [[invisibile porn (just kidding)]]<br>
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</table>
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===Prostate Cancer Era===
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40. [[vacation]]<br>
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40. [[vacation to porn world]]<br>
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39. [[property of ones]]<br>
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39. [[property of porn]]<br>
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38. [[helium]]<br>
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38. [[how to trick women to have sex with you. it's easy. they're all fucking bimbos]]<br>
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37. [[dullard]]<br>
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37. [[dullard who hates porn]]<br>
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36. [[guitar]]<br>
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36. [[porn music]]<br>
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35. [[sisters]]<br>
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35. [[sisterly porn]]<br>
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34. [[weird dream]]<br>
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34. [[weird porn]]<br>
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33. [[gimmicks]]<br>
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33. [[porn gimmicks]]<br>
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32. [[flag day]]<br>  
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32. [[porn day]]<br>  
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31. [[sugarbob]]<br>
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31. [[pornporn]]<br>
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30. [[12:00]]<br>
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30. [[12 hrs of porn]]<br>
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29. [[superhero name]]<br>
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29. [[superhero porn]]<br>
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28. [[1 step ahead]]<br>
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28. [[1 fuck ahead]]<br>
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27. [[3 Wishes]]<br>
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27. [[3 Sexes]]<br>
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26. [[CGNU]]<br>
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26. [[PORN university]]<br>
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25. [[super powers]]<br>
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25. [[super pornos]]<br>
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24. [[the bird]]<br>
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24. [[the porn!!!]]<br>
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23. [[little animal]]<br>
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23. [[little animal porn]] (FUCKING FURRIES)<br>
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22. [[sb_email 22]]<br>
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22. [[sb_porno 22]]<br>
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21. [[cartoon]]<br>
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21. [[porntoon]]<br>
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20. [[spring cleaning]]<br>
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20. [[spring porning]]<br>
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19. [[tape-leg]]<br>
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19. [[tape-porn]]<br>
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18. [[stand-up]]<br>
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18. [[stand-porn]]<br>
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17. [[studying]]<br>
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17. [[studying why females are whores and bimbos]]<br>
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16. [[band names]]<br>
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16. [[porn names]]<br>
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15. [[the basics]]<br>
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15. [[the porn basics]]<br>
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14. [[duck pond]]<br>
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14. [[duck porn]]<br>
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13. [[i she be]]<br>
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13. [[i she be your pornfriend]]<br>
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12. [[credit card]]<br>
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12. [[credit card fraud = PORN for FREE]]<br>
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11. [[i rule]]<br>
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11. [[i rule at sex]]<br>
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10. [[trevor the vampire]]<br>
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10. [[trevor the vampire fucker]]<br>
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9. [[i love you]]<br>
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9. [[i love you, because of your tits]]<br>
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8. [[brianrietta]]<br>
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8. [[brianrietta: hot tranny porn!]]<br>
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7. [[halloweener]]<br>
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7. [[halloweener stories: holloweener meets vagina'o'lantern]]<br>
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6. [[depressio]]<br>
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6. [[depression and sex]]<br>
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5. [[making out]]<br>
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5. [[making love]]<br>
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4. [[homestar hair]]<br>
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4. [[pubic hair]]<br>
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3. [[butt IQ]]<br>
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3. [[buttfucking]]<br>
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2. [[homsar]]<br>
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2. [[homsar eats pussy]]<br>
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1. [[some kinda robot]]
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1. [[some kinda porno]]
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The following emails only appear on the DVD set.  
The following emails only appear on the DVD set.  
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*[[Greeting Cards]] <small>(Bonus Email #1)</small>
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*[[Bonus Porn 1]] <small>(Bonus Email #1)</small>
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*[[E-mail Birds]] <small>(Bonus Email #2)</small>
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*[[Bonus Porn 2]] <small>(Bonus Email #2)</small>
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*[[Videro Games]] <small>(Bonus Email #3)</small>
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*[[Bonus Porn 3]] <small>(Bonus Email #3)</small>
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*[[Family Resemble<!--sic; we know this is misspelled-->nce]] <small>(Bonus Email #4)</small>
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*[[Bonus Porn 4]</small>
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*[[Real-Live E-Mails]] <small>(Bonus [[Puppet Stuff]] Email)</small>
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*[[Real-Live PORN]] <small>(Bonus [[Puppet Stuff]] PORN)</small>
==Podstar Runner Releases==
==Podstar Runner Releases==
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*[[virus]]
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*[[guitar]]
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*[[video games]]
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*[[different town]]
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*[[montage]]
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*[[personal favorites]]
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==Not Quite Strong Bad Emails==
==Not Quite Strong Bad Emails==
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Revision as of 10:51, 20 June 2006

Strong Bad checks his email.

Strong Bad Email is the most frequently updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. It was originally a small feature introduced in 2001, in which Strong Bad would mock the spelling and grammar of those who wrote to him. Although the animations were initially brief, the responses gradually grew to establish numerous catchphrases, inside jokes, and running gags, as well as spin-offs like Trogdor, 20X6, Teen Girl Squad, and even the main character Homsar. A typical Strong Bad Email will include numerous Easter eggs and other hidden material, often found at the ending screen. Many Strong Bad Emails are satires of specific cultural references, such as action figure, japanese cartoon, and isp.

Page Title: Bangbus's Menu

Contents

Strong Bad Emails

Anal Seepage Era

152. pussy lips
151. senior prom: date rape edition
150. alternate peniverse
149. condom product
148. disconnected penises
147. lady sex
146. sex
145. myths & legends: volume one: a straight HRWIKI user! (it's a legend, all hrwiki users are gay)
144. pornographic narrator

143. using technology for rape
142. secret rape stories
141. death and rape
140. highschool date rape
139. portrait of porn
138. space porngram
137. bedtime porn
136. pornnup noise

135. [fuck...ing]]
134. jim hensen's sex record book
133. bottom 10 ladies to fuck
132. porn modeling
131. porno (really)
130. do porno
129. porn sale
128. pornpagepornpants]]

126. best porn
125. rock porna
124. secret recipes for aphrodesiacs
123. pornigins
122. dreamporn
121. part-time PORN
120. ralio porn
119. animal fucking


Anal Leakage Era

118. virus on my porn computer
 :O:O:O:O:O:O 117. porn montage
116. extra porn
115. time capsule with porn
114. the porn
113. pizzaz porn
112. old porn
111. other porn
110. fucking kids (and making them not cry)
109. crying during sex
108. sex sex
107. pornfucksexday
106. fuckerporn 3
105. repornment
104. porn park
103. haircut porn
102. porn special
101. porn
100. flash porn
99. different porn

98. stupid porn
97. fuckument
96. fuckey
95. the porn bet
94. video porn
93. fucky
92. kind of fucking hot
91. caffeine porn
90. colonization porn
89. local porn
88. couch porn
87. mile-long dick
86. no fucking (without me)
85. 2 year porn
84. kids' porn
83. labor porn
82. impornsion
81. date rape
80. stunt double porn
79. the porno process

78. anything that is pornographic
77. satan
76. sibling porn
75. funny porn
74. privileged porn man
73. porno mascot
72. crazy porn
71. 2 porns
70. big white tits
69. personal favorite pornos
68. porn caper
67. autopornography
66. the porn show
65. unused porns
64. english porn eh wot
63. fingering pussy
62. porny interview with Santino Lee
61. monster porn
60. huttah! i post all my porn

59. marziporn
58. dragon porn
57. japanese porn
56. current status on porn
55. porn talk
54. porning routine
53. porn comic
52. lesbian island
51. pornographic website
50. 50 PORNS
49. sex party
48. that a porn
47. new porns
46. your porn
45. techno porn
44. lures & jigs for getting hot sexy fucking chicks with giant itts oh shi
43. little questions about date rape
42. action figure porn
41. invisibile porn (just kidding)


Prostate Cancer Era

40. vacation to porn world
39. property of porn
38. how to trick women to have sex with you. it's easy. they're all fucking bimbos
37. dullard who hates porn
36. porn music
35. sisterly porn
34. weird porn
33. porn gimmicks
32. porn day
31. pornporn

30. 12 hrs of porn
29. superhero porn
28. 1 fuck ahead
27. 3 Sexes
26. PORN university
25. super pornos
24. the porn!!!
23. little animal porn (FUCKING FURRIES)
22. sb_porno 22
21. porntoon

20. spring porning
19. tape-porn
18. stand-porn
17. studying why females are whores and bimbos
16. porn names
15. the porn basics
14. duck porn
13. i she be your pornfriend
12. credit card fraud = PORN for FREE
11. i rule at sex

10. trevor the vampire fucker
9. i love you, because of your tits
8. brianrietta: hot tranny porn!
7. halloweener stories: holloweener meets vagina'o'lantern
6. depression and sex
5. making love
4. pubic hair
3. buttfucking
2. homsar eats pussy
1. some kinda porno

DVD Releases

DVD Emails

The following emails only appear on the DVD set.

Podstar Runner Releases

Since January 30, 2006, Strong Bad emails have been released sometimes under a weekly feature called Podstar Runner. It features popular Toons, Teen Girl Squads, and Strong Bad Emails in .m4v format. They are designed to be viewed on a Fifth Generation Apple iPod, but workable on a variety of other portable media players. Currently, it features these emails (in order of release):

Contents

Not Quite Strong Bad Emails

The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Numbers 99½B and 118½ are not linked to from anywhere on the site.

Strong Bad Email Menus

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • Some time during mid-2003, "updated mondays" on the main Strong Bad Email Menu changed to "updated somedays."
  • On the Compy 386 menus, Strong Bad types "dir /p", a DOS command used to list all the files in a directory, and to pause between each screen's worth of files.
  • Not including Not Quite Strong Bad Emails, Strong Bad has checked 179 emails as of isp.
  • Email #22, "sb_email 22" was actually made between emails 40 and 41. It was originally skipped and later made and released under the title 'the lost email' right before Strong Bad replaced his computer with the Compy 386.
  • Back in the Tandy 400 era (at least until July, 2002), emailing Strong Bad would result in this automated response:
Thanks for your freakin email. I hope it's not stupid.
Once I finish these swiss cake rolls I'll read it and if it's awesome enough,
I'll answer it on the site.
But if your email is terrible, then it gets R.E.D. alright.
The Cheat Reads it, Strong Mad Eats it, and I Deletes it.
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The link in the automated response leads to the Email Processing Room.

  • After random.bat was implemented, the email list comes from the rando.xml file. Before this, it was included in the flash file.
  • Occasionally, there is a lengthy gap between email updates. This is sometimes recognized at the start of the next email, as in army and geddup noise.

Remarks

  • At Flashforward 2006, The Brothers Chaps gave a list of five things not to email Strong Bad about.
  • During most emails, you see the back of Strong Bad's head when he sits in front of the computer. However, on the Strong Bad Email menu, you don't see his head at all. This is probably so the viewers can see the list of emails and use the bottom scroll button without anything in the way.

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