Strong Bad

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I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here. -- Strong Bad

Strong Bad is the most popular character on, Strong Bad answers e-mails with a passion, usually every Monday or Tuesday. He's Strong Sad's big brother and Strong Mad's little brother. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often ridiculing Strong Sad, abusing Homestar, or prank-calling Marzipan. He has boxing gloves for hands (or are they just on his hands? No one knows for sure), a Mexican wrestling mask for a head, and his favorite saying is (or was for a time) "holy crap."

He is from Parts Unknown, as we learned during Marshmallow's Last Stand. Marshmallow's Last Stand is also the only time we see under his mask, when a bomb blows a chunk of his mask off. There is nothing inside! Strong Bad may not even have a head, though this is debatable since Marshmallow's Last Stand has been removed from the site.

His powers include popping off the cap of a cold one (or Homestar's cap) using only his mind (and the blue diamond thing in his head), as well his mysterious "Powers of Persuasion" (PoP), which no living The Cheat can resist.

He is a stickler for grammar and spelling, and hates it when asked "Hey, Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?". He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: DELETED!!!

His Halloween costumes over the years have been Carmen Miranda, Carmen Sandiego, Homestar as Angus Young, Ozone (from the movie Breakin') and Cesar Romero as The Joker.

"Strong Bads" was the name of one of the teams in the Nintendo game Tag Team Wrestling. Since Mike Chapman mentioned the game in an interview talking about Strong Bad, this is probably where the name came from.

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: Get ready for the new!}

STRONG BAD: Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet. Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Anyway, like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of-


STRONG BAD: What are you doing here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see I'm already here. And with a snake on my head.

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That sounds reasonable. {pronounces it re-zon-able}

STRONG BAD: Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya. Chicken nuggets?

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